Kewanna High School - Apache Warrior Yearbook (Kewanna, IN)

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CLASS OF 48 PROPHECY GeeWh1Z1tSCO1d Iceland Apr1ll7 194-8 Dear Semors of 58 I doubt lf you remember all of those brlght shlmng faces ln that plcture above the east door of the Assembly do you? Well those are the mangled mugs of the class of 48 Don t they look 1ntell1gent'7 I an alumnus of that class am wr1t1ng to you ln hopes that you may follow ln the successful foot steps of these now famous people Blanche Karloff IS an actress as you probably already know by now lsn t she wonderful? She certa1nly makes a n1ce partner for her actor husband Borls Karloff I hear they re co starrlng together 1n the1r flrst plcture The t1tle IS The Boogle Man W11l Get You If You Don t Watch Out Paul Bardsley 15 now the Snake O1l Klng of the World H15 headquarters are ln the Tango apartments of the Rhumba bulldlng Anythlnv can be a surprlse from now on Remember that small speck of a l1ttle glrl ln our class? Her name used to be Mary Arm Brown She IS now known as Mary Had A Llttle Lamb She and her husband a sc1ent1st of psychology devel oped a new gland extract for body growth Well you can lmaglne what happened to poor Mary Ann All of the Growth went to her feet and she now wears a sxze 14 shoe Kenneth Clark xs also a sclentlst of some sort He IS wlth the Slobovla Health Department Hls duty IS to collect and analyze the angora bed bugs of that country They are sa1d to be very rare and valuable for thelr fur Kenneth also coaches the largest germ clrcus 1h the clty Do you remember Sally Engle now known as Mrs Sally Camel? She IS m the French Forelgn Serv1ce fShe s a nurse of course When I referred to Sally as Mrs Camel I meant her latest Other john Henrys attached to her name are Yung Fu of Chlna Mormaduke Iedskltz of Russla Valarma Sm1th of Envland and Kllroy of the Umted States Yes Sally IS qulte wealthy but she st1ll lsn t content as a wldow ll II I l Q ll il H 1 , . ll 'I I , . I Q I 4 x ' - I OI He isn't married yet but he's been seen dating a certain snake charmer. . D . ' . . ll . - , ' ' , . . ' O . . n 1 , I D . , J. . , . : . i . . ' . . O . . . , . .

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C LASS PR OPI-IEC Y QC ontlnuedl john Enyeart used to dehver m1lk ln Kewanna He IS now l1v1ng m Washlngton D C As you have probably read ln the newspapers john was runnlng for Presldent of the Umted States last fall However he was forced to reslgn It seems the people dxdn t lxke the 1dea of hlm going home wlth the mxlkman every morn1ng john will do O K though I guess he has a chance of bemng a bookkeeper ln a tav I mean a buslness place on 5th Avenue Florence Guyer has really been flylng h1gh I m sure you ve all heard of her She s a famous Stunt Flyer She exhlbzts her talents all over the world She s known as Flossle The Flylng Demon to her admlrers You have to hand It to her she really knew what she was talklng about when she sald she was golng up IH the world Well Homer Geller IS st1ll the Presxdent of our class He s such a swell guy and so are his mlllxons dollars that IS He sure 1S advanclng fast He 15 the pres1dent v1ce preszdent secretary treasurer and manager of the K1llyourw1fefast Chemxcal Company In fact he owns the placel Homer s wlfe has had her face llfted so many txmes that when people see her ln a Depart ment Store they thlnk she 5 an elevator and start callxng Going Up Vlolet Murhllng 1S as you all know Mrs Dowhatyoucan IV After she graduated from Beauty School she earned her Degrees ln How To Wln Heads and Influence I lce It worked' She also fell for the tr1ck heads I win talls you lose That s also the way she not Mr Dowhatyoucan He s a cashxer at Vl016f S Exqmslte Salon on 10th Avenue That s located east of the stockyards I suppose by now you thlnk all ofthe alumm of 48 are dlstxngumshed and rlch Thls IS far from true Edwm Mlller IS now presldent of the P P P P P Perpetually Poor People s Poured out Pockets Assocxatxon for Poverty Paved Paupers Thls proves that Pausmg In the Process of Pologomy IS notProf1table I thxnk Edwm wxll have a place ln thls world though He s really got what lt takes and he IS really movlng along fast Especlally whenever a sherxff flnds him ln town Speakxng of Polagany and the like Bob Hubeny became frustrated because he couldn t have two wxves so he packed hls pockets thxs was all he had leftl and went to Salt I ake City to become a Moron er I mean Mormon After arrlvlng there he decided to 10111 the carnival He puts on a free act every mght except Sunday You ve heard of men rldlnfv bxkes over a long length of wire hxgh m the alr haven t you? Well Bob IS just a llttle blt dlfferent He rzdes h1s Putt Putt on a wlre As for Helen Traylor the lnfamous Mrs Helen Wlnters she no longer has the yearn to travel and for adventure She was never satlsfxed 1n one place or doxng one thing so she marrxed Charles Wlnters a traveling salesman That wasnt so bad ln her notlon until she found out fand too late that he was sellmg Round the World Klddle Cars To make matters worse she dlscovered there was a 500 mlle demonstration wlth each sale Mr Wlnters also sells summer hats to Fall Brothers every year Helen truly has an eye for travel n . . , - 2 . . 1 . . . . . . 0 Q Q n --- . . . u I 4 0 Q s v 14 . . an . , Q 1 u 4 n a I , - I . I- - 9 - 1 1 Ll n . I I . 4 , . . n . 4. . n v 1 I ' ' . as . . 1. . . . .l . . , , v 1 . Q O . - . v , , n . . . . .I na . . . . . . . . . .4 u . . , . a J I' . . . 1 . . O n . Q J. r .4 -- n . - . . . . . . ' Q . 1 . . . . . . . I ' r ' -- . I ' 1 v . . . . I I I- 1 a 1 J 4 ll . . nv . . n 1 u Q tl n . . a