Keswick High School - Annual Yearbook (Keswick, IA)

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Man Instructor fto Leta LJ: I'm putting this rivet in the correct position. When I nod my head, hit it hard with your hammer. That's all he remembered until he woke up in a hospital. Judge-- Didn't I tell you the last time that I never wanted to see you in court again? Mr. Ensminger-- Yes, your honor: but I couldn't make this cop believe it. In Des Moines, Dolores lost her dog, asked police to find it. Identifying marks: Red nail polish on its toenails. Beverley M. was crossing a pasture. Say there, she shouted to a farmer, is this bull safe? Well, said the farmer, I reckon he's a lot safer than you are right now. DorothyC.--Are you having any success in learning to drive a car? Lois A.-- Well, the road is beginning to turn when I do. Bobby S.--What is a bachelor? Mr. S.-- A bachelor, my boy, is a man who didn't have a car when he was young. Richard G.--Don't drive so fast around the corners. It makes me nervous. Francis D.-- If you don't want to get scared, do as I do--shut your eyes when we come to the corners. Keith R. said Mr. Ensminger, Describe the human race? The human race is the men running from the women and the women running after the men, replied Keith. Papa-- Another bite like that and you'll leave the table. Dale W.-- Another bite like that and I'll be finished. Cop--Kto excited lady driverj. Use your noodle lady, use your noodle. Rita L.--My goodness, where is it? I've pulled and pulled everything in the car. Mrs. Hargis--What kind of a word is the word tail spin? Bob Meeks--I'd say it's the last word in flying. Rex--While we are sitting in the moonlight, l'd like to ask you--- Dolores--feagerlyl Yes? Rex--Could we please move over? I'm sitting on a nail. Francis D.--How are you getting along with your driving by now Helen? Helen C.--Splendid!! Tomorrow I'm going to try to go five miles an hour faster and try to pass a car on the right side of the road. Mr. Craig-- Don't you think our son gets his intelligence from me? Mrs. Craig-- He must. I've still got mine.

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Mr. Husband--How is it, young man, that I find you hugging and kissing my daughter? How is it, I ask you? .Tohnie--It's great, sir, really great! Salesman-- I say, sonny, is your mother at home? Glenn R.-- Yes, sir. Salesman--fafter knocking in vainjg I thought you said she was home. Glenn R.-- Yes, sir, but I don't live here. Coach--I suppose you are still angry with me because I came home last night with a black eye? Donnie--Maybe you've forgotten, but when you came home last night you didn't have that black eye. Billie L.--Give me a shovel, quick. Johnnie is stuck in the mud up to his shoetops. Rex S.--Why doesn't he walk out? Billie L.--He's in head first. K ,9 h A T rl, 'A WALSWORTH laclmqnphud I lounl by WALSIOITII llaflllll - ' Klrollllll. Ho.. U. I. A.