Keokuk High School - Comment Yearbook (Keokuk, IA)

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Maitland Moore wills his handsome looks to Jack Wi1'tz. Ten years from now, by the boners he pulls, Nlaitland will probably be another Wvill Rogers. Herbert Nelson, the intelligent chemist, bequeaths this ability to Powder-Puilll Merrick. VVe foresee Herb Nelson doing a thriving busi- ness in the South Sea Islands selling snow-shovels to the cannibals. Laurence Nelson's love for presiding over Student Council meetings is left to next year's president. Charleyl' Otto leaves his remarkable ability to keep that good ole hair combed in either rain or shine to Claude Mundy. 'fhrow away your comb, Claude, because l'Charley's hair just naturally stays put. hflaurice Peters is a popular radio entertainer. He says proudly, Twenty million people listen to my song, but l'm only singing to one- My fourth wife. , Edna Peterson would like to distribute to easily excited juniors her ability to restore to health those unfortunate for fortunatej people blown up in the chemistry lab. lylax Powell, the boy wonder! How does he do it, especially with those Junior Highers. Probably he's figuring on free shows from now on. Witl1 love, Locker fill. Gaylen Quick, the apparatus champion wrestler, leaves his enormous stature and build to junior Ackley. Gaylen made good in the big city stulling macaroni with excess doughnut holes. Pasqualina Rapagnano has become the owner of a great ham manu- facturing concern. Her use of 4'sodie we bequeath to all future chemists. - Thirteen years hence--Dorothy Renard is still undecided about wear- ing her hair long or short. Ten years from now Lorraine Reynolds will work in a beauty Shoppe showing patrons how to apply lipstick. Allan Rickard wills his track K to Bob Craig. Allan Rickard is completing his chemistry course through the facilities of the International Correspondence School. Gladys Riter wills her slyness in throwing paper wads in typing to Skeeter Rader. Gladys is now head librarian in one of Summitville's largest libraries. She was in N. Y., but came back to take this offer. Nluriel Robertson is an ambitious nurse. Her spare time is spent with a young doctor, T. S. Muriel wills her ability to ask silly questions to Annabelle Hull. Elizabeth Rooney, the girl who got UA on her first debate, wills her ability to give good speeches to Kathryn Kavanagh. Some day Al Ruddick will be known the world over as a great debater. He wills his curly hair and Rudy Vallee looks to Glenn Bevard. Lillian Shard recently sued the bus company for the loss of her thumb-the one she kept Gale under. Louise Schlotter wills her short stature to John I-Iopp. Louise is now on her way to fame in a Midgets show in New York. 1933

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Arlene Knies wills her szceet ' disposition and shyness to Betty Sayller. Arlene is now working with Neysa lN'IcMain, the great artist, in Spain. VVe give Phyllis Koeber the credit for not skipping speech classes. VVe leave this ability to Thelma Hedden. Hope she's there. lNlartin Koss wills his popularity with the girls to Paul Ensminger. VVe have often wondered if Lenora La Frenz is taking care of the bflajors' oil station now that her husband is a heavy stock holder in Shell Corporation. 'Renford Laisle, just a little wartn who came up from Jr. High, leaves his ability to win and his power over the women, to Ben Diamond. lylable Louise Lamb wills her great admiration for Raymond Fields to Constance Day and Ruth Elizabeth Wlilliams. Twenty years from now-headlines-Doris Liechti, Only VVoman Fireman in U. S. Gained Her Position by Her Reputation for Dressing Rapidly VVhile in High School. Flossie Lloyd leaves her healthy appetite to Dorothy Steele. Flossie is now a great violinist in Galland. James Lloyd leaves his ability for mastering Physics to the juniors and seniors of the coming years. VVayne Lowe leaves his good looks and ability to play golf to his good friend, Barney Dunn. Helene Lowitz: Helene Lowitz- Beanl' VVill from now on be seen As horsies' and doggies' majestic queen, And on their farm she'll reign supreme. Gertrude Luebke Wills her ability to crack gum to Juanita Rader. Richard Luke wills his bashful and unassuming ways to Gale Watson. It is prophesied that Richard will become a prosperous and conscientious undertaker. Good news, fellows! A colored photograph of Betty lVlcClure, five years from now, in any magazine-Pepsodent Toothpaste. Lucille McGrew wills her literary ability to lylarjorie Montague. Twenty-five years from now, we predict Lucille will be a widely known radio announcer. The last reports were that Vera Mackie is the glorified girl of Zieg- fields' Follies. Vera wills her pep and yelling ability to Beverly Schard. Beatrice Matheny leaves her Annie-monnie to lVIr. Johnson's Chemistry classes of coming years, as she is now playing the pipeorgan in Hollywood. Marie Matheny Wills her ability to travel up the stairs in her graceful manner to Martha lakisch. Better luck to you, Martha! Juanita lVIiller's ability as a yell leader is willed to whoever can measure up to her standard. Her peppy personality is bequeathed to Bernadine Carmichael. 1933

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Lucille Seab0ld's kind and gentle disposition has won for her a place in the hearts of her associates. Ruth Seabold is a competent private secretary to her much adored hero, Guy Bush. For this reason she can leave none of her talents. Eva Sherrick leaves her boisterousness to Elmer Mass. Eva will spend her remaining years in an apartment house learning how to farm. Lodeal Sherrill's love for sewing is willed to Dayle Kavanaugh. Imagine Dayle sewing! In 1953, we find Frances Sittler, a great musician preparing to go on a world's tour with bliss Nancolas as her private secretary. Frances wills her one great woe, her turned-up nose, to Dorothy Larsen. bflartha Smith wills her excess pounds to Maxine Hand. Gladys Sneeden's scrappy nature is bestowed on Rhea Flambeau, who is so devoted to his heroine that he acts rather queer once in a while. Marguerite Sorenson is now teaching typing in one of the leading universities of China. Her main hobby is instructing her best pupils not to play baseball. Theodore Stepman: A noble young fellow is Stepman, A doctor he would beg From what we'd infer from his character, Success will be his. You'll see. Ruth Stoiletls ability to guess EXACTLY when to be absent we will to Doris Phipps. Doris worries Weeks ahead about every test and seldom misses one. Woodrow Strohmaier wills his physical strength to Jerome Doggett. Edward Swain has given up studying and has taken to exercise. He has made a fortune in running down rabbits. Edward's ever-ready wit we bequeath to Henry Holton, whose education along this line is sadly neglected. Glenn Taylor's erect military stride is willed to Edgar lXfIcKay who claims he isn't really bow-legged but just appears that way ever since The Moon Came Over the Mountain. Buss Teeters wills his dignified appearance to Frankie Jiohnsong his strange power over the females, to Mr. VVrightg and his initiative to Albert Keppel. Leora Thomas leaves to all struggling high school pupils her optimism and high sense of duty. These have helped her to become the superintendent of a children's hospital, were we find her ten years from now. . Gladys Thompson is proprietess of a bisquit shop. Her best cust- omers are contractors, who use the bisquits for bricks. Letha Thornton wills her beauxcatcher to blarjorie Kaiser. Dorothy Trimble, who gave the best debate ever given on chewing gum, wills her ability to give debates to Mildred Rooney. 1933