Keokuk High School - Comment Yearbook (Keokuk, IA)

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Arlene Knies wills her szceet ' disposition and shyness to Betty Sayller. Arlene is now working with Neysa lN'IcMain, the great artist, in Spain. VVe give Phyllis Koeber the credit for not skipping speech classes. VVe leave this ability to Thelma Hedden. Hope she's there. lNlartin Koss wills his popularity with the girls to Paul Ensminger. VVe have often wondered if Lenora La Frenz is taking care of the bflajors' oil station now that her husband is a heavy stock holder in Shell Corporation. 'Renford Laisle, just a little wartn who came up from Jr. High, leaves his ability to win and his power over the women, to Ben Diamond. lylable Louise Lamb wills her great admiration for Raymond Fields to Constance Day and Ruth Elizabeth Wlilliams. Twenty years from now-headlines-Doris Liechti, Only VVoman Fireman in U. S. Gained Her Position by Her Reputation for Dressing Rapidly VVhile in High School. Flossie Lloyd leaves her healthy appetite to Dorothy Steele. Flossie is now a great violinist in Galland. James Lloyd leaves his ability for mastering Physics to the juniors and seniors of the coming years. VVayne Lowe leaves his good looks and ability to play golf to his good friend, Barney Dunn. Helene Lowitz: Helene Lowitz- Beanl' VVill from now on be seen As horsies' and doggies' majestic queen, And on their farm she'll reign supreme. Gertrude Luebke Wills her ability to crack gum to Juanita Rader. Richard Luke wills his bashful and unassuming ways to Gale Watson. It is prophesied that Richard will become a prosperous and conscientious undertaker. Good news, fellows! A colored photograph of Betty lVlcClure, five years from now, in any magazine-Pepsodent Toothpaste. Lucille McGrew wills her literary ability to lylarjorie Montague. Twenty-five years from now, we predict Lucille will be a widely known radio announcer. The last reports were that Vera Mackie is the glorified girl of Zieg- fields' Follies. Vera wills her pep and yelling ability to Beverly Schard. Beatrice Matheny leaves her Annie-monnie to lVIr. Johnson's Chemistry classes of coming years, as she is now playing the pipeorgan in Hollywood. Marie Matheny Wills her ability to travel up the stairs in her graceful manner to Martha lakisch. Better luck to you, Martha! Juanita lVIiller's ability as a yell leader is willed to whoever can measure up to her standard. Her peppy personality is bequeathed to Bernadine Carmichael. 1933

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Emmy Lou Hamill, Hotcha teacher in Ballyhoo High School, teaches herpupdsthatultdonkineanzidnngifyou anftgotthatswdngf Russell Hamilton leaves his good scholarship and physical education to Robert fPeachesj Brunat. YVanda Ilancockleaveslierjoan Crawford eyesto Lormune Beeson. Poor Nlaxine Harness! I wonder if she ever got the Bulova Baguette so ehnquentlyloronnsed her. If herluck keeps up she'H be running ajevveL ry store in a few years. Before she parts, lNIax wills her power over the men to Dot Dunn. Ive will Charles Hasper's four wheels and a gallon of gas to Eddie Purcell. Imagine Charles Hasper as a physics teacher in 1950. Harold Higby and John Majors will their ability to write I. O. U's. to Eddie Cochrane and Hubert Bierman. Roy Huff bequeaths his love for physics to Marjorie lVIcKay, who has a craving for sdence. Tfen years hence-ave see lloy Plug, a diplo- rnadcineatrnan,pulhng HbonerQ'forthe Preddent Charles Hutchison's Harpo Marx hair is willed to Jack Pflug. VVe udH hdabelfiydek Uloven for boysto Plennohne Benson. Bdl Lunan bequeaths hh abdny to get good grades to Jhnnne McCarthy. VVe now see Bill Inman selling sleds to the Arabs. VVe wdh Eleanor Jacobs'interestin HUJQC and her abihty to sing to Beani6' Banghart and her poumr over the sterner sex to Ilorothy Bartholomew. Ilorothy I9annellis the grateful receiver of Floyd Jtd1nson's blush. By the way, Floyd is now owner and sole proprietor of the largest mouse- trap factory ni Nlontrose. Robert Jones wills his disposition to Estie VVells. Bill jones' athletic ability is left to VVillie Stoddard. Cheer up, VVillie, Bill says that all you need is a few girls for an inspiration. Years have passed and BiH Jones preddent of the Cachhac Corporadon,is happdy married. Of course their car is green! Emmy Lou simply adores green. Ten years from now Paul Kampe, as a second Bing Crosby, will be seen crocnihig to the fair sex, Just a C3igolo.H Myra Kavanagh's loud, husky voice is willed to Tommy Wettsteiii to aid him in making himself heard. In the near future we see Marie Ketha as a famous opera singer in Paris. Marie wills her ability to work in the oiiice to Lucille Kieser. Jane King is now lending her ethereal blonde beauty to television in her frequent piano concerts over the radio. Gladys Kirchner wills her ability to attract brown-eyed boys to Lucille Miller. Gladys is now a sweet little housewife. She was going to be a secretary. Xvonder what changed her mind? 'Phylhs Kiser udHs her abihty to screani to aH the blondes hi die Junior Class. Some of them don,-t need it. Ten years from now Ford rides will be a habit with Phyllis, if they aren't already! 1933

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Maitland Moore wills his handsome looks to Jack Wi1'tz. Ten years from now, by the boners he pulls, Nlaitland will probably be another Wvill Rogers. Herbert Nelson, the intelligent chemist, bequeaths this ability to Powder-Puilll Merrick. VVe foresee Herb Nelson doing a thriving busi- ness in the South Sea Islands selling snow-shovels to the cannibals. Laurence Nelson's love for presiding over Student Council meetings is left to next year's president. Charleyl' Otto leaves his remarkable ability to keep that good ole hair combed in either rain or shine to Claude Mundy. 'fhrow away your comb, Claude, because l'Charley's hair just naturally stays put. hflaurice Peters is a popular radio entertainer. He says proudly, Twenty million people listen to my song, but l'm only singing to one- My fourth wife. , Edna Peterson would like to distribute to easily excited juniors her ability to restore to health those unfortunate for fortunatej people blown up in the chemistry lab. lylax Powell, the boy wonder! How does he do it, especially with those Junior Highers. Probably he's figuring on free shows from now on. Witl1 love, Locker fill. Gaylen Quick, the apparatus champion wrestler, leaves his enormous stature and build to junior Ackley. Gaylen made good in the big city stulling macaroni with excess doughnut holes. Pasqualina Rapagnano has become the owner of a great ham manu- facturing concern. Her use of 4'sodie we bequeath to all future chemists. - Thirteen years hence--Dorothy Renard is still undecided about wear- ing her hair long or short. Ten years from now Lorraine Reynolds will work in a beauty Shoppe showing patrons how to apply lipstick. Allan Rickard wills his track K to Bob Craig. Allan Rickard is completing his chemistry course through the facilities of the International Correspondence School. Gladys Riter wills her slyness in throwing paper wads in typing to Skeeter Rader. Gladys is now head librarian in one of Summitville's largest libraries. She was in N. Y., but came back to take this offer. Nluriel Robertson is an ambitious nurse. Her spare time is spent with a young doctor, T. S. Muriel wills her ability to ask silly questions to Annabelle Hull. Elizabeth Rooney, the girl who got UA on her first debate, wills her ability to give good speeches to Kathryn Kavanagh. Some day Al Ruddick will be known the world over as a great debater. He wills his curly hair and Rudy Vallee looks to Glenn Bevard. Lillian Shard recently sued the bus company for the loss of her thumb-the one she kept Gale under. Louise Schlotter wills her short stature to John I-Iopp. Louise is now on her way to fame in a Midgets show in New York. 1933