Keokuk High School - Comment Yearbook (Keokuk, IA)

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Q Ummmisweai VETA HUTCHERSON Diz: Would you say yes if I proposed? Veta: Sure I would, if you proposed going to a movie. Philomathean 223 133 143 K Club 143 Glee Club 123 133 F. K. K. K. Club 133 143 Dramatic Club 123 133 143 Chorus 13-Secretary and Treasurer3 Yell Leader 133 143 MARY JOHN Evelyn: What instrument do you play? Mary: The shoe horn. Evelyn: What can you play with it? Mary: Foot notes l Philomathean 123 133 143 Glee Club 123 Normal Training Club 13-Treasurer3 Belle of Barcelona 123 CATHRYN JOHNSON He: Shall we sit this out? Kitty: Oh, I'm so tired. Let's dance. Philomathean 123 133 143 K Club 13-Secretary and Treasurer3 K Club 13-'Secretary and Treasurer3 14-Sec'y3 Glee Club 113 123 13-President3 Broadcast Staff 133 143 Spanish Club 133 143 Dramatic Club 123 13-4-Secretary3 Quill and Scroll 13-Treasurer3 143 LEE JOHNSON Mother: 'You never come home without making an attack on that dish of doughnuts. Lee: That's all right, mother. You see a home run doesn't count unless a fellow hits the plate. K. K. K. K. Club 143 Orchestra 143 Band 143 11 LESTER JONES Central: Number, please? Lester: I want Blank 4321, and say, take and get it quick like they do in the movies. Philomathean 133 143 Pep Club 123 133 143 . Glee Club 123 Belle of Barcelona 123 RICHARD KAMPS 1DICK3 Miss Craig: Richard, outside reading yet ? Dick: No'm: it's too cold. Wrestling 123 133 143 Pep Club 123 133 143 Philomathean 123 133 143 EDWARD KENNEDY 1ED3 Dot: What did Dad say when you told him you couldn't sleep for thinking of me? Ed: He offered me a job as night watch- man in his funeral parlor. Wrestling 133 143 Philomathean 123 133 143 Pep Club 133 143 Glee Club 133 Keo-Hi-Y 133 14-Vice-President3 Comment Staff 143 K. K. K. K. Club 14-Vice-President3 Alabama Minstrel Pierian 143 Class Oration 143 Quill and Scroll 143 CHARLES KIRKPATRICK Doctor: Do you know anything about sur gery? Charles: Oh, yes, I shave myself. Orchestra 143 Band 143 have you done your 133 TWENTY-FIVE

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HARRY HENKE Harry: Heck! This razor won't cut at all. Friend: Why, it cut all right when I whit- tled out this paddle. EBER HESTON Eber: Well, I answered a question in class today. He: What answer did you give? Eber: Present, Orchestra C41 41 Wrestling C Pep Club C31 C41 Band C41 ROBERT HESTON Teacher: What kind of monkeys grow on vines? Robert: Gray apes V' Pep Club C21 C31 C41 FRANCIS HEWITT Two stuttering blacksmiths had finished heating a piece of pig iron and one placed it upon the anvil with a pair of tongs. H-h-h-h-hit it, he stuttered to his helper. Wh-wh-wh-where? asked the other. Aw, h-h-h-heck, we'll have to h-h-heat it over now. Basketball C21 Philomathean C21 C31 C41 Pep Club C21 C31 C41 Dramatic Club C41 Orchestra C41 Band C21 C31 C41 Goose Hangs High C41 Captain Applejacku C41 Hambone Player TWENTY-FOUR HARRIET HILPERT Harriet was saying her prayers at night. Dear Lord, please let the Stuarts have reigned in France. Why do you ask such a thing, Harriet? asked her mother. Because that's what I wrote in my History test. Philomatheon C21 C31-Vice-President1 C41 Comment Staff C31 Broadcast Staff C41 Quill and Scroll C31 C41 DOROTHY HOLBROOK Dorothy: I can't sing since I worked for a baker. She: Why not? Dorothy: I can't get any higher than dough. Pep Club C21 C31 C41 Glee Club C11 Broadcast Staff C31 C41 Orchestra C11 Quill and Scroll C31 C41 HARLAND -HOLLAND CFAT1 Mrs. Holland: Surely, Harland, you are not going to school when you are so tired? Fat: Yes, mother, I cannot rest so well anywhere else. Football C21 Pep Club C21 C31 C41 K. Club C21 C31 C41 Kee-Hi-Y C21 Belle of Barcelona C21 EVELYN HOSKINS Who fiddled while Rome burned? asked the school teacher. Towser. Towser! What do you mean? It was Nero. Well, I knew it was somebody with a dog's name.' Philomathean C21 C31 C41 Orchestra C11 C21

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ETTA KLEPFER Friend: What's an operetta'Z Etta: Don't be dumb+it's a girl who works for the telephone company. Pierian 121 131 Pep Club 121 131 141 G. A. A. Club 121 K. K. K. K. Club 13vTreasurer1 141 Dramatic Club 141 STANLEY KUTCHER 1KUTCH1 Kutch: Andy can't come. He's in the hos- pital. Someone stepped on his pipe during the game. Tim: How could that make him go to the hospital 27 Kutch: It was his windpipef' Football 131 141 Basketball 121 131 14-Captain1 Track 121 131 141 Philomathean 121 131 14--Vice-President1 Pep Club 121 131 141 K Club 121 131 141 Boxing 121 Keo-Hi-Y 131 141 MAX LAUBERSHEIMER Customer: Do you have any real Swiss cheese? f Max: Yes, mafam. or domesticn? Philomathean 121 Pierian 131 141 Pep Club 121 131 141 Keo-Hi-Y 111 121 131 141 Comment Staff 131 141 Broadcast Staff 111 NINA LAPORTE Policeman: Yer can't go there, missg it's a one way street. Nina: Well, I only want to go one way. 1LOBBIE1 Norwegian, Canadian. n TWENTY-SIX LILLIAN LEWIS V Clerk: Did you get rid of any moths with those mothballs you bought? Lillian: No, I tried for iive hours and couldn't hit one. MARIE LINNENBURGER Doris: What is garlic? Marie: Garlic is just an onion that has made good. . Philomathean 121 131 141 Pep Club 121 131 141 G. A. A. Club 121 13-President1 14-President1 K Club 131 141 Glee Club 121 141 K. K. K. K. Club 131 Dramatic Club 121 131 141 Belle of Barcelona 121 MAYFRED LONG 1MAMIE1 Mayfred: I just took an exam. Hilda: F'inish? Mayfred: No, Spanish! Philomathean 121 131 141 Philomathean 121 131 141 Spanish Club 131 141 Quill and Scroll 131 14--Reporter1 Glee Club 121 131 Chorus 121 131 Comment Staff 141 King Rene's Daughter 131 Belle of Barcelona 121 Pep Club 121 131 141 Captain Applejackn 141 LUCILE McGRUDER. Lucile: She got awful mad when I spilled the perfume on her dress. Friend: Don't say ? Lucile: She was highly incensed! an