Keokuk High School - Comment Yearbook (Keokuk, IA)

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CUNFllNsw5al ELLA HAGERTY Mother: Why are you fussing, Ella? Ella: I've got a toothache and there's no school today. Philomathean 121 131 Pep Club 131 141 K. K. K. K. Club 131 MABEL HAGMEIER Dorothy: What a terrible pitcher! Take him out! Mabel: Why, I think he's great-he's been hitting the bat every time. - Philomathean 121 131 Pep Club 121 131 141 Glee Club 121 131 K. K. K. K. Club 131 141 Belle of Barcelona 121 FRANK HAGAN Frank: When I was woman hanging from a Frank: Oh, about six feet. Hannibal High School 121 131 HAROLD HAISCH Motorist: Are you sure these eggs are fresh? Harold: Sure: Pa just brought them home from the store this morning. Pep Club 121 131 141 in China I. saw a V MADELINE HARDING Now, said the teacher, can any of you tell me how iron was first discovered? Yes, ma'am, said Madeline. Well, my dear, explain to the rest. I understood my mother to say that they smelt it, ma'am. Philomathean 121 131 141 Pep Club 121 131 141 G. A. A. Club 121 131 141 K. Club 121 131 14--President1 Broadcast Staff 141 DOROTHY HAWKINS Mr, Davis: Where are you going ? Dorothy: I have to go home on the truck. Mr. Davis: It left seven minutes ago. Dorothy: Gee, I've sure gotta hurry. Philomathean 131 141 Pep Club 131 141 G. A. A. Club 121 K. K. K. K. Club 131 141 GERTRUDE HEDRICK 1GERT1 Miss Pless: And are you a professional saxophonist? Gert: Oh, no, I just play for my own amazement. Philomathean 121 131 141 Pep Club 121 131 141 G. A. A. Club 121 131 Comment Staff 141 K. K. K. K. Club 131 141 Dramatic Club 121 131 141 Orchestra 111 121 131 141 Band 111 121 131 141 LOIS HELMS Teacher: Lois, how long does it take the minute hand of a clock to describe a semi- circle? Lois: Er-a-just a second. Philomathean 121 131 141 Pep Club 131 141 K. K. K. K. Club 131 141 Dramatic Club 121 TW ENTY- TH REE

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QUWEN PQU MILDRED GARRETSON Mary: That is a skyscraper. Mildred: Oh, my! Pd love to see it work. Philomathean 131 141 Pep Club 131 141 Normal Training Club 131 BETTY DUMENIL Veta: How come you've got your stockings on wrong side out this morning ? Betty: Well, my feet were hot from that dance last night, so when I got up this morn- ing I turned the hose on them! Philornathean 121 131 141 Pep Club 121 13-'Secretary and Treasurer1 141 G. A. A. Club 121 13-Treasurer1 141 Glee Club 121 131 141 Broadcast Stat-I' 141 Dramatic Club 121 131 141 Spanish Club 131 141 HAROLD FINLEY Mr. Bail: What can you tell me about nitrates? Harold: Well-er-they're a lot cheaper than day rates. Football 121 Wrestling 121 131 141 1Capt.1 Pierian 111 121 Keo-Hi-Y 141 ALLEN FORE Allen: Say, do you know an easy way to find the horsepower of a car? Jack: No. How? Allen: Just lift up the hood and count the plugs. Boys' Pep Club 131 141 Spanish Club 131 14--Treasurer1 Quill and Scroll 131 14-Secretary1 Kee-Hi-Y 131 141 Philomathean 131 141 TWENTY-TWO GLADYS FOX Teacher: Can you give me a sentence using the word 'patroled'?,' Gladys: The alarm rang and Patroled out of bedf' Philomathean 121 131 Pep Club 121 131 K. K. K. K. Club 131 141 Quill and Scroll 131 141 JAMES FULTON 1JIMMIE1 ' Miss Brockman: Try this sentence: 'Take the cow out of the lot.' What mood Y Jimmie: The cow. Philomathean 121 131 141 Pep Club 131 141 Kea-Hi-Y 141 Comment Staff 141 K. K. K. K. Club 131 141 MARY GARRETSON She 1indignantly1: When I bought this cat you said he was splendid for rats. Why, he won't touch them. Mary: Well, isn't that splendid for rats Y Philomathean 131 141 Pep Club 141 Declarnatory Contest 111 121 131 Dramatic Club 121 131 141 Normal Training Club 121 131 FERN GILBERT I notice that customer you just attended to didn't 'buy anything, yet he seemed pleased, said the eagle-eyed Hoorwalker. What did he want to see? Me, at ten o'clock tonight, replied Fern, blushing. Philomathean 121 131 Glee Club 121 K. K. K. K. Club 131 141 Belle of Barcelona 121

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HARRY HENKE Harry: Heck! This razor won't cut at all. Friend: Why, it cut all right when I whit- tled out this paddle. EBER HESTON Eber: Well, I answered a question in class today. He: What answer did you give? Eber: Present, Orchestra C41 41 Wrestling C Pep Club C31 C41 Band C41 ROBERT HESTON Teacher: What kind of monkeys grow on vines? Robert: Gray apes V' Pep Club C21 C31 C41 FRANCIS HEWITT Two stuttering blacksmiths had finished heating a piece of pig iron and one placed it upon the anvil with a pair of tongs. H-h-h-h-hit it, he stuttered to his helper. Wh-wh-wh-where? asked the other. Aw, h-h-h-heck, we'll have to h-h-heat it over now. Basketball C21 Philomathean C21 C31 C41 Pep Club C21 C31 C41 Dramatic Club C41 Orchestra C41 Band C21 C31 C41 Goose Hangs High C41 Captain Applejacku C41 Hambone Player TWENTY-FOUR HARRIET HILPERT Harriet was saying her prayers at night. Dear Lord, please let the Stuarts have reigned in France. Why do you ask such a thing, Harriet? asked her mother. Because that's what I wrote in my History test. Philomatheon C21 C31-Vice-President1 C41 Comment Staff C31 Broadcast Staff C41 Quill and Scroll C31 C41 DOROTHY HOLBROOK Dorothy: I can't sing since I worked for a baker. She: Why not? Dorothy: I can't get any higher than dough. Pep Club C21 C31 C41 Glee Club C11 Broadcast Staff C31 C41 Orchestra C11 Quill and Scroll C31 C41 HARLAND -HOLLAND CFAT1 Mrs. Holland: Surely, Harland, you are not going to school when you are so tired? Fat: Yes, mother, I cannot rest so well anywhere else. Football C21 Pep Club C21 C31 C41 K. Club C21 C31 C41 Kee-Hi-Y C21 Belle of Barcelona C21 EVELYN HOSKINS Who fiddled while Rome burned? asked the school teacher. Towser. Towser! What do you mean? It was Nero. Well, I knew it was somebody with a dog's name.' Philomathean C21 C31 C41 Orchestra C11 C21