Keokuk High School - Comment Yearbook (Keokuk, IA)

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KUllllENlsBf2?aJJ DAVID CALDWELL GEORGE COLLISON 1TOOTIE3 David: Sorry to keep you waiting, old man, but I've just been setting a trap for my sis- ter. Friend: HeavensI What do you suspect, David: A mouse in the pantry. Pep Club 123 133 143 PI-IYLLIS Betty : Peoria '! Phil: Phil: Betty: Phil: Phil: Betty : CAREY Who's that friend of yours from You mean Helen '? UNO W Grace ? KNO? Grace? I said no. Betty: Well, there are two it might be the other one. Philomathean 123 133 143 G. A. A. Club 123 133 143 Broadcast StaE 143 Spanish Club 133 143 Dramatic Club 123 143 Belle of Barcelona' 123 HOMER COCKRELL Miss Merideth: Homer, n Graces. I thought where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Homer: At the bottom, ma'am. Philomathean 123 133 PAUL COCKRELL Butcher: What part of beef do you want '? Paul 1after deep thought3: The part you make minstrel clappers out of-the bones. Philomathean 13-Treasurer3 143 Keo-Hi-Y 133 143 Football 113 Track 113 123 Comment Staff Belle of Barcelona 123 Lady: See here, my boy, if I ever catch you with a cigarette stump in your mouth again, I am going to take it away from you. Tootie: Cripes, lady, but you must be hard up for a smoke. Athletic Association 113 123 133 Dramatic Club 11fVice-President3 123 133 143 Yell Leader 113 123 133 143 The Gypsy Rover 113 Pinafore 123 Clarence 123 Seven Keys to Baldpate 123 Romantic Age 133 Penrod 133 Adam and Eva 123 ELIZABETH COOK Miss Poole: Give me a sentence using the word 'wise'. Elizabeth: I wise evey mo'ning at seven o'clock. TESSIE COOPER Friend: Do you think your father would object if I kissed you? Tessie: Oh, kid I'm sure he wouldn't hear of it! Philomathean 12-President3 133 143 Glee Club 123 13-Treasurer3 Comment Staff 133 143 Broadcast Staff 123 133 Dramatic Club 13-President3 143 Quill and Scroll 133 143 HARRY DAUGHRITY Employer 1to new office boy3: Can you learn quickly the duties of your position ? Harry 1proudly3: Yes, sir. I had five posi- tions this month and I learned the duties of every one of them. Kee-Hi-Y 14--Secretary and Treasurer3 Athletic Association Spanish Club 12-President3 Broa-dcast-1-4-37'--W f- -f' - f -- Yell Leader 133 Class President 133 TWENTY--ON E

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CARL BEAIRD Mr. Dod: Now, Carl, suppose I should bor- row one hundred dollars from your father and should pay him ten dollars a month for ten months, how much would I then owe him? Carl: About three dollars interest. Philomathean Q21 Q31 Pep Club Q31 Q41 Kee-Hi-Y Q41 JOHN BERRY Mr. Davis: What must a man be to be buried with military honors Y John: Dead! Track Q41 Wrestling Q41 Pierian Q41 Peb Club Q41 MARTHA BEVANS Friend: I say, old dear, what's good for biting finger-nails Y Martha: Sharp teeth, silly. Quill and Scroll Q31 Q4-President1 Philomathean Q21 Q31 Q41 Spanish Club Q31 Q41 Comment Staff Q31 Q4-Art1 CONSUELO BLAND Friend: Why did that man pick his teeth ? Consuello: He didn't, honey: he was born with 'emi' Orchestra Q21 Q31 Q41 Glee Club Q31 TWENTY BEMROSE BOYD Bemrose: I've discovered the cause of one hundred per cent of all divorcesln Billy: Remarkable! and what is it? Bemrose: Marriage Philomathean Q21 Q31 Q41 Glee Club Q11 Q21 Q31 Q41 Spanish Club Q41 Dramatic Club Q31 Q41 Orchestra Q11 Alabama Minstrel Q31 Pinafore Q21 Belle of Barcelona Q21 BYRON BOYD Tourist: Shall I take this road to Mont- rose? Byron: 'Tain't necessary: they already got one road there. Basketball Q41 Montrose High School Q11 Q21 Q31 Spanish Club Q41 MINNIE BREWER Minnie: I hope, dear, we won't get any duplicate Wedding presents. Groom-to-be: Oh, I don't know. Dad's promised us a thousand-dollar check, and I wouldn't mind getting a duplicate from your father. Philomathean Q21 Q31 Glee Club Q21 K. K. K. K. Club Q31 Q41 1 elle of Barcelona Q21 MARJORIE BURTON Marjorie Qafter purchasing stamp1: Must I put it on myself? Postmaster: Naw, on the letter. Philomathean Q41 Pep Club Q41 Declamatory Contest Q41 Dramatic Club Q4-Secretary1 Orchestra Q41

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QUWEN PQU MILDRED GARRETSON Mary: That is a skyscraper. Mildred: Oh, my! Pd love to see it work. Philomathean 131 141 Pep Club 131 141 Normal Training Club 131 BETTY DUMENIL Veta: How come you've got your stockings on wrong side out this morning ? Betty: Well, my feet were hot from that dance last night, so when I got up this morn- ing I turned the hose on them! Philornathean 121 131 141 Pep Club 121 13-'Secretary and Treasurer1 141 G. A. A. Club 121 13-Treasurer1 141 Glee Club 121 131 141 Broadcast Stat-I' 141 Dramatic Club 121 131 141 Spanish Club 131 141 HAROLD FINLEY Mr. Bail: What can you tell me about nitrates? Harold: Well-er-they're a lot cheaper than day rates. Football 121 Wrestling 121 131 141 1Capt.1 Pierian 111 121 Keo-Hi-Y 141 ALLEN FORE Allen: Say, do you know an easy way to find the horsepower of a car? Jack: No. How? Allen: Just lift up the hood and count the plugs. Boys' Pep Club 131 141 Spanish Club 131 14--Treasurer1 Quill and Scroll 131 14-Secretary1 Kee-Hi-Y 131 141 Philomathean 131 141 TWENTY-TWO GLADYS FOX Teacher: Can you give me a sentence using the word 'patroled'?,' Gladys: The alarm rang and Patroled out of bedf' Philomathean 121 131 Pep Club 121 131 K. K. K. K. Club 131 141 Quill and Scroll 131 141 JAMES FULTON 1JIMMIE1 ' Miss Brockman: Try this sentence: 'Take the cow out of the lot.' What mood Y Jimmie: The cow. Philomathean 121 131 141 Pep Club 131 141 Kea-Hi-Y 141 Comment Staff 141 K. K. K. K. Club 131 141 MARY GARRETSON She 1indignantly1: When I bought this cat you said he was splendid for rats. Why, he won't touch them. Mary: Well, isn't that splendid for rats Y Philomathean 131 141 Pep Club 141 Declarnatory Contest 111 121 131 Dramatic Club 121 131 141 Normal Training Club 121 131 FERN GILBERT I notice that customer you just attended to didn't 'buy anything, yet he seemed pleased, said the eagle-eyed Hoorwalker. What did he want to see? Me, at ten o'clock tonight, replied Fern, blushing. Philomathean 121 131 Glee Club 121 K. K. K. K. Club 131 141 Belle of Barcelona 121