Keokuk High School - Comment Yearbook (Keokuk, IA)

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CARL BEAIRD Mr. Dod: Now, Carl, suppose I should bor- row one hundred dollars from your father and should pay him ten dollars a month for ten months, how much would I then owe him? Carl: About three dollars interest. Philomathean Q21 Q31 Pep Club Q31 Q41 Kee-Hi-Y Q41 JOHN BERRY Mr. Davis: What must a man be to be buried with military honors Y John: Dead! Track Q41 Wrestling Q41 Pierian Q41 Peb Club Q41 MARTHA BEVANS Friend: I say, old dear, what's good for biting finger-nails Y Martha: Sharp teeth, silly. Quill and Scroll Q31 Q4-President1 Philomathean Q21 Q31 Q41 Spanish Club Q31 Q41 Comment Staff Q31 Q4-Art1 CONSUELO BLAND Friend: Why did that man pick his teeth ? Consuello: He didn't, honey: he was born with 'emi' Orchestra Q21 Q31 Q41 Glee Club Q31 TWENTY BEMROSE BOYD Bemrose: I've discovered the cause of one hundred per cent of all divorcesln Billy: Remarkable! and what is it? Bemrose: Marriage Philomathean Q21 Q31 Q41 Glee Club Q11 Q21 Q31 Q41 Spanish Club Q41 Dramatic Club Q31 Q41 Orchestra Q11 Alabama Minstrel Q31 Pinafore Q21 Belle of Barcelona Q21 BYRON BOYD Tourist: Shall I take this road to Mont- rose? Byron: 'Tain't necessary: they already got one road there. Basketball Q41 Montrose High School Q11 Q21 Q31 Spanish Club Q41 MINNIE BREWER Minnie: I hope, dear, we won't get any duplicate Wedding presents. Groom-to-be: Oh, I don't know. Dad's promised us a thousand-dollar check, and I wouldn't mind getting a duplicate from your father. Philomathean Q21 Q31 Glee Club Q21 K. K. K. K. Club Q31 Q41 1 elle of Barcelona Q21 MARJORIE BURTON Marjorie Qafter purchasing stamp1: Must I put it on myself? Postmaster: Naw, on the letter. Philomathean Q41 Pep Club Q41 Declamatory Contest Q41 Dramatic Club Q4-Secretary1 Orchestra Q41

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WILLIAM BROWN 1BILL1 Miss Poole: Use a sentence with the word 'custom'. Bill: The girls snapped my suspenders, so I cussed 'em. Class President 141 GEORGE SCHLOTTER 1TlM1 He was telling her about the members of his football team. Now, there's Cameron, said hefg in a few weeks he will be our best man. ' And then she lisped: Oh, George, this is so sudden! Class Vice-President 141 Football 111 121 131 14-Captain1 Wrestling 121 131 141 Pierian 12-Vice-President1 131 141 Athletic Association 13-Secretary1 K Club 111 121 131 147President1 Keo-Hi-Y 131 141 Belle of Barcelona 121 ALICE BEACH Alice 1after the game1. I think they were horrible not to cheer the fellow with the white pants: he carried the ball more than anyone else. Class Secretary 141 Class Vice-President 141 Comment Staff 14-Literary1 Bah 131 The Goose Hangs High 141 MARIAN WILLIAMSON Miss Craig: Marian, how many wars Spain engaged in during the seventeenth cen- tury ? Marian: Seven, Miss Craig: Seven? Enumerate them. Marian: One, two, three, four, five, seven. Class Treasurer 141 Philomathean 121 131 141 K. K. K. K. Club 131 14-President1 Belle of Barcelona 121 WHS ,, six. HOMER ALLSHOUSE Friend: I believe every person should sing at his work. Homer: I can't. Friend: Why not? Homer: 'Tm a saxophone player. Band 111 12-Assistant Director1 Orchestra 111 121 131 Boys' Pep Club 121 121 141 JOHN ANDERSON 1ANDY1 Jack: Who was Homer? Andy: Homer ain't a 'who.' that made Babe Ruth famous. Basketball 141 Wrestling 121 Pep Club 131 141 HELEN ATTERBERG Helen: How do I look Y He: L'Sweet enough to kiss. Helen: Aw+go on. Pierian 121 131 141 Pep Club 121 131 141 G. A. A. Club 121 131 Glee Club 121 141 Belle of Barcelona 121 ALBERTA AZINGER Alberta: You told me that if I u It's the 'what' put this wedding cake under my pillow I'd dream about my future husband. Friend: Well, what's the matter? Alberta: The only trouble is that I dreamed about the whole Freshman class. Pep Club 131 141 G. A. A. Club 121 131 Chorus 121 Glee Club 121 Belle of Barcelona 121 1, 1 NINETEEN

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KUllllENlsBf2?aJJ DAVID CALDWELL GEORGE COLLISON 1TOOTIE3 David: Sorry to keep you waiting, old man, but I've just been setting a trap for my sis- ter. Friend: HeavensI What do you suspect, David: A mouse in the pantry. Pep Club 123 133 143 PI-IYLLIS Betty : Peoria '! Phil: Phil: Betty: Phil: Phil: Betty : CAREY Who's that friend of yours from You mean Helen '? UNO W Grace ? KNO? Grace? I said no. Betty: Well, there are two it might be the other one. Philomathean 123 133 143 G. A. A. Club 123 133 143 Broadcast StaE 143 Spanish Club 133 143 Dramatic Club 123 143 Belle of Barcelona' 123 HOMER COCKRELL Miss Merideth: Homer, n Graces. I thought where was the Declaration of Independence signed? Homer: At the bottom, ma'am. Philomathean 123 133 PAUL COCKRELL Butcher: What part of beef do you want '? Paul 1after deep thought3: The part you make minstrel clappers out of-the bones. Philomathean 13-Treasurer3 143 Keo-Hi-Y 133 143 Football 113 Track 113 123 Comment Staff Belle of Barcelona 123 Lady: See here, my boy, if I ever catch you with a cigarette stump in your mouth again, I am going to take it away from you. Tootie: Cripes, lady, but you must be hard up for a smoke. Athletic Association 113 123 133 Dramatic Club 11fVice-President3 123 133 143 Yell Leader 113 123 133 143 The Gypsy Rover 113 Pinafore 123 Clarence 123 Seven Keys to Baldpate 123 Romantic Age 133 Penrod 133 Adam and Eva 123 ELIZABETH COOK Miss Poole: Give me a sentence using the word 'wise'. Elizabeth: I wise evey mo'ning at seven o'clock. TESSIE COOPER Friend: Do you think your father would object if I kissed you? Tessie: Oh, kid I'm sure he wouldn't hear of it! Philomathean 12-President3 133 143 Glee Club 123 13-Treasurer3 Comment Staff 133 143 Broadcast Staff 123 133 Dramatic Club 13-President3 143 Quill and Scroll 133 143 HARRY DAUGHRITY Employer 1to new office boy3: Can you learn quickly the duties of your position ? Harry 1proudly3: Yes, sir. I had five posi- tions this month and I learned the duties of every one of them. Kee-Hi-Y 14--Secretary and Treasurer3 Athletic Association Spanish Club 12-President3 Broa-dcast-1-4-37'--W f- -f' - f -- Yell Leader 133 Class President 133 TWENTY--ON E