Keokuk High School - Comment Yearbook (Keokuk, IA)

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NWT fs THE CQl'll'N3W 3327. Ajiaaea. Elmer Gustason and Carl Lindner are training dogs for the movies. They claim that when they say to a dog Are you coming, or aren't you ? it either comes or it doesn't. Isn't this a clever method? Margaret Fannin has started a reform and has married neither for love nor money, but for keeps. Mathias Ribyn, who is running close competition with Webster, de- fines a moustache as a bang on the mouth. Erma Riley, who always was vain about her feet, claims that fives are her size, but fives and a half are so comfortable she wears sixes. Wilma Smith has the very latest in kitchen cabinets. It consists of an ice man, the policeman, and the delivery boy, with the cook as chairman. Veva Dell Maloy and Maxine Mitchell are trying to decide whether lipsticks carry microbes, or microbes carry lipsticks. Who knows? It may be both. Henry Pflug claims he never wore glasses. The mark across his nose is from drinking cider out of a fruit jar. Clarice Rose is writing fairy tales for both the young and old. Her most popular one begins, There was once a lady who came home from Europe and carefully removed all the stickers from her trunksf' Hot stuff, Claricel Lester Liegrot is one of the most modern farmers of the age. He sends his cows to boarding school and raises mashed potatoes with great success. Ralph O'Bleness, as Iowa's cheer leader, dislocated his jaw and shoul- der at the last game with Michigan. There are some things more dan- gerous than playing football. Frances Larson, who has been disappointed in love, believes that hap- piness is the real thing. Etalka Rockenbock is teaching that the earth is round, but more re- cently evidence has shown that it is also crooked. George Roddyiand Alonzo Draine are now smoking the Robinson Crusoe cigarettes-they're castaways. Glen Waples relates that while exploring in the frozen Northland, the greatest thrill he received was finding a tack in his baked beans. Nola Wood was jilted recently by a young aviator, but she believes there are still birds in the air that have never been caught. Marguerite Thomas is writing those songs that are put on the other side of Victrola records. Thelma Haga is making up jokes-she works in a beauty parlor. lWargie Cox has mastered eight languages and is now starting on the Chinese. Although the language contains 15,000 words, Margie thinks it will not be difficult, as they all sound alike. May Johnson is said to swim just like paralysis-three strokes and it's all over. TWENTY-SEVEN

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we -COMMENT 12261 following events: The standing low jump, the running high vault and the crooked spear Hing. Margaret Jones is owner of the largest peanut orchard in Iowa. She can be found any day out among the plants with her peanut compass and peanut tester. Bernice Cahill is knitting socks for the soldiers of the next war. The design is red and black checks, so that the soldiers can play the ancient and honorable game of checkers in their leisure hours. Malcolm Azinger, being of an inventive nature, is working on a pencil sharpener to be used only for eversharp pencils. Wilson Collins, who won many races for K. I-I. S. on the cinder path, entered the thousand-mile dash and would have won had he not broken one of his crutches. As it was, he limped over the line a good second. Edna Casey and Isabelle Clark, two noted musicians, recently enter- tained the inmates of an institution for the deaf and dumb in a Way that completely won their hearts. I have heard that Beatrice Kiefer is two-thirds married to her ideal man. She is willing and the preacher is willing. Charles Danford declares that the business world is not for him-the circular letters make him dizzy. Jesse Davis is running a taxi line between Mars and Saturn. Competi- tion is very keen, but Jesse makes up for this, as his specialty is short- changing. . Mary Clippert is looking for a man of few words and many actions. The only one she has found so far has St. Vitus' dance. Ruth Cramer and I-Iarriet DeYong are two of the most popular girls in Lee County. Ruth keeps track of her dates on an adding machine and Harriet by the double entry system. Warren Hull has charge of the free air at a filling station in one of Africa's foremost villages. During his spare time he peels bananas for the native ilappers. Louise I-Iammat thinks it would be simply terrible to be an heiress, as there would be nothing left to get married for. Dorothy Hedrick and Vivian Johnson graduated recently from a busi- ness college 90 per cent of whose graduates marry their employers within a year. Isn't this good, practical business training? Joe Furlong is master in his own house. I-Iis wife goes out every day and leaves him absolutely boss of two cats, a dog, four goldfish and a canary bird. Edward Eckland is efliciently running a barber shop for bald-headed men. This is a very delicate and tedious job, but Edward has made quite a success of it. I-Ielen Philp has been pursuaded to take over the love problems of the Chicago Tribune. Her thoughtful answers have won a place for her in the hearts of millions. TW ENTY-SIX

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we CQWENT 39127, Charles Kingsbury and Donald Robertson have gone West to take up land. They are-about a shovelful at a time. Lorene Leake is a perfect private secretary. When anyoneuinsists upon seeing her bossaon a .Hpersonal matter, she looks them straight in the eye and asks, Is it bonds, a donation, or liquor? Being of a poetic nature, Herbert Moander is composing epitaphs for tombstones. His latest for a man eighty years old is: L'We had just learned to love him When the angels took him homefl Florence Robinson is one of America's designers. She is now working on a uniform for garbage men which is respendent with gold buttons and bright braid. Helen Pyles repeatedly declares a caterpillar is nothing more or less than an upholstered worm. No one disagrees with her. The marriage of Rosemary Schmid to a prominent New York broker has been indefinitely postponed, as she married another fellow. Kenneth South and Gertrude Johnson have, between them, solved a very difhcult problem. They have cured their husbands of dropping ashes on the floor by having them give up smoking. Miss May Wyatt, while talking to a mothers' club, gave them this comforting bit of advice: If the baby swallows the ink, write with a pencil. Lucile McGruger, to escape being disappointed in love, has never married, but is living the life of a typical spinster. Georgiana West and Madeleine Waples have invented the new West- Waples Steel False Teeth. They are the only thing to use when eating sardines in the tin. Doris Laws is still as popular as she was in High School. The reason she gives for going out every night is that she is afraid to stay in the house alone. A poor excuse is better than none. Dear Diary, don't you truly believe that Lady Fortune played a variety of pranks, tricks and good turns on the Class of '27? They are, as you see, the leaders now as they were Uway back when -they were in K. H. S. BEULAH R. WILLIAMSON. TWENTY-EIGHT