Keokuk High School - Comment Yearbook (Keokuk, IA)

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18 TI-IECOMMENT john Heineman is married and says his wife is just like tissue paper- tear -able. Edna Olson was one of our quietest girls. She joined the Secret Ser- vice and her sweet disposition has won her many government medals. Francis Breheny saw an airplane about two years ago and is said to be looking for feathers on its wings-Poor f'Hans!', Ruth Johnson has become the leader of a band that broadcasts at Keo- kuk. I suppose you have heard her, Dr. Reid? Oh, yes, and while speaking of radio, did you hear that radio fans in Iowa are enlisting upon a court action involving the rights of the atmos- phere? Edith Raber is the plaintiff and claims that if something isn't done soon, the only free airn will be that obtainable for your automobile tires. Violet Sells was the judge in the case. She is the first woman to hold such a position. Clifford Hewitt is on a farm and raises big crops of hay-said he got his good seed from K. H. S. Paul Meginnis has entered into a unique business. He has bought all the cukoo clocks available and is looking for eggs. Harold Russell has thrown up everything and gone to Cuba. just a case of a girl driving a man to drink. Leta Etutenburg has started an exclusive umbrella shop. Sort of keep- ing under cover. Gertrude Cahalan has become a French aviatrix, but the Parisiennes seem to object to her new method of advertising in which her airplane writes letters in smoke across the sky. Paris, we fear, forgets the Bib- lical precedent, a cloud by day and a pillar of fire by nightfl You don't know how wonderfully pleased I was to hear about Marian. She is in India now, isnlt she? She was such a success in 'fMiss Cherry Blossom in High School that I know she is giving pleasure to the natives of India in that role. I noticed that Carroll Uhler did not go with her, but married and claims that he is leading a dog's life-recalls it all came from puppy love. Charles Bernstein has become world famous. He is noted for memor- izing anything he reads once. I wondered about that myself, Dr. Reid, but Charles hasn't been out of America, so couldn't possibly have gotten hold of this invention. Yet, when I remember what good practice he had in fifth period Chemistry class in High School, I am not at all amazed. I was glad to see that Emily Patterson is married and has at last some use for the subject she majored in. It was mathematics, you know. So it didn't surprise me at all when I heard she was staying up day and night with her infant son. She has reached the greatest sum of human happi ness, with one to carry. A chiropodist is Ruth Laws, and has been using one of Kellogg's Corn Flakes on her patients. They are reported as worth trying.

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THE coMMENT 17 than a century old, and when I saw Jim Huiskamp was marrying a Swiss girl, I wondered if the family cheese walks up the aisle, an honored attend- ant of the bride. Nina Buck and Fritz Danford are married, but are having a hard time. They both drew plans for their new home and Fritz insists upon a bowling a alley, billiard room, card room, and a large cellar. The din- ing room and kitchen could be added later, if needed, he tells his wife. What happened to Vic Loufek? Well, Dr. Ried, you know I always expected Vic to invent something, but he ran for Mayor in Alexandria and is still limping. Ruth Casey has starteda chaperone studio in Chicago and it is reported a huge success. Cathryn Higgins is studying the ordinary White potato. She thinks it is strange it has never become a movie star. Its qualifications are ad- mirable, considering the glorious eyes it has. Hubert Brown is married and won't be seen wiping the family dishes, but goes out of his way to show himself while washing the family car. The possession of dishes is no proof of social prestige. Helen Stadler K-K-K-IQ I can't think of her last name, Dr. Reid. Any- Way she didn't start the little novelty shop she intended to when in high school. Leland Meyers has started on an engineering career at one of our largest institutions in the East He demands that the curriculum be made to include a course in sewage construction, but the faculty are against it, because they feel it would be a pipe course. Marjorie Lock has attained a great career. She is the second Nazi- mova, but with complications. She has tried several beauty preparations and achieved youth, beauty and charm. Now she can't remember which one did it. That's an inspiration, Dr. Reid, I'll tell her of my host. It will cer tainly take less time to go to Sianfu than have to try all the cold creams, clays and muds over again to see which one did the work. Louis Odell became an osteopath and makes his money rolling the bones. Truth LaMont is a member of Congress from Iowa. She talks as little as possible and urges all the other members to cut out unnecessary speeches as a means of reducing the exxpenses of printing the Congres- sional Record. Oh, yes, and you remember when Bill Tracy and Helen Kollmyer used to go together in high school? Well, I understand that Helen told him not to come up again unless he did something big and clean-Bill's wash- ing an elephant and Helen's waiting. ' John Curtis is a Professor of Agriculture. He thinks his lecture plat- form is really a stage and talks as if the thick glasses of the students in the front row were a battery of miniature spot lights shedding a deserving gleam of stage illumination on his person.

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THE COMMENT 19 Gertrude Lorenz has chosen a vocal career. Her latest hit is The Elephant Swallowed the Coffee Pot and Canlt Find the Grounds. I saw a cartoon headed, World Famous Debatersf' and, as I live, there was Norris Ryder and Elizabeth Morrow gesticulating madly. They were debating on Face Powder Has Done More for Civilization than Gun Powder. Did Cecil Fuller become a poet? Oh, no! He is on trial in Montrose because he tried to murder the calendar by becoming a time killer. lWe nipped off a branch of laurel bush in recognition of Alice OlCon- nor's recent achievements on the links. She is looming strong against the horizon of fame. Helen Whitmarsh is in London trying to introduce there the American habit of chewing gum. It seems hard to understand how the London stenographer gets through a working day. I saw that Marie Sigmund was looking for a new kind of car. Thatls an idea. Tutankanamen's chariot, Dr. Reid, would be the very thing. It certainly would be different. I heard it was in excellent condition and only 3200 years old. She couldn't find another car with en- durance like that. Harry Mardis decided that as the price of haircuts kept on raising he would be a musician. Joe Weber? Why, you should see Joe. He has gradually worked up from the position he had while in High School and is now a Congressman, 100 per cent for the people, and wears no man's collar. Wilma Loewenstein has asked for a divorce because her husband's ex- cessive conceit made living with him impossible. But really, Dr. Ried, I don't think it's the first vanity case that has caused a man's downfall, do you? Mary Maxine Jones has started a newspaper in some eastern city and prints bedtime stories for night watchmen. Leona Mearion bought a Ford sedan and toured the world. She has decided that Uhitching one's wagon to a star is nothing compared to Uhitching one's flivver to an ocean linerfl Lowell Hanes went to Cuba and just before he got off the steamer in New Orleans on his way back the ship's band played Snuggle Up a Little Closer. Elizabeth Aldrich has taken up designing and is known as the draped Russian Artist. Is Roy Krueger her boss? Oh, no! He is a college professor at De Pauw. He says he works in ivory. Korine Bevering was a trained nurse, but fell in love with a patient, so now she's keeping house. Did you know Frank Lake has patented a new kind of fountain pen? He has christened it True Love, because it never did run smooth. Leslie Wolf proposed to a girl while he was on a ranch in Texas and is terribly embarrassed-financially embarrassed.