Kenyon College - Reveille Yearbook (Gambier, OH)

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JAMES DONALD CARNEY Instructor of Philosophy M.A. (Roosevelt), Ph.D. (Nebraska) Tell the guys not to cell me pleyboy enymore. ROBERT FRANCIS CARPENTER Instructor of Physics B.S. (Union College), M.S. (Ohio State) A revolution will sweep the cempus this Spring. I've invented 'The Whistling Friz- bee'l BRIAN DENDLE Instructor of Modern Languages B.A. (Oxon.) And our hell brushed with Crest.'' NORMAN JOHN DUBIEL Assistant Director of Physical Education and Athletics B.S. (State College of Education, Cortland New York) If you really want to wetch lacrosse mov- ies, I can turn Candy Barr off. SAMUEL BILLINGS CUMMINGS, JR. Spencer and Wolfe Professor of Psychology A.B. (Amherst), M.A. (Columbia), Ph.D. (Princeton) Have you seen four white mice out here? ROBERT WOODHAM DANIEL Professor of English A.B. (University of the South), Ph.D. (Yale) What do you mean Confederate money is no good?

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VIRGIL CHARLES ALDRICH Guy Despard Goff Professor of Philosophy A.B. (Ohio Wesleyan), Diploma d'Etudes Suporieurc's do Philosophic (Sorborme), Ph.D. (California), l.H.D. (Ohio Wesleyan) Your first step is to look like a philosopher.'' ROBERT LEWIS BAKER Associato Professor of History A.B. (Brown), M.A., Ph.D. (Princeton) Put that caplion under my name and I promise you won't live to read it. ALFRED DENIS BALY Associate Professor of Religion B.A. (Liverpool) You’ll never guess who was voted 'Most Sophisticated' in his class. JAMES ROLL BROWNE Archer M. Huntington Professor of Spanish language and literaturo B.S. (U.S. Naval Academy), M.A. (Cincin- nati), Ph.D. (Chicago) Isn't that ‘Victory at Sea' album I ordered in yet? JOHN BUCSELA Instructor of Russian Language and Liter- ature A.B., M.A. (Wisconsin) I don't care who you know in the Party. You still might flunk. WALTER DEAN BURNHAM Instructor of Political Science A.B., M.A. (Johns Hopkins), M.A. (Harvard) . . . and their names were Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and Peter.

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RAYMOND ENGLISH Professor of Political Science B.A., AAA. (Cantab.) Former Brown—who's bald on top—wishes he could rotate the crop.—Burma Shave. JESS WILLARD FALKENSTINE Darlington Greene Associate Professor of Physical Education and Athletic B.S., AA.S. (West Virginia), Ed.D. (AAichigan State) Atercy mel The language you fellows user IRVING FELDMAN Assistant Professor of English B.S.S. (College of the City of New York), AA.A. (Columbia) France is the only country that will pub- lish my books. ROBERT ORWILL FINK Emma N. Dempsey Professor of Greek and Latin Languages and Literatures A.B. (Indiana), AA.A. (Cornell), Ph.D. (Yale) Gee, 'Ben Hur' in original Latin. DANIEL TALBOT FINKBEINER II Secretary Professor of AAathematict AB.., AA.A. (Washington and Jefferson), Ph.D. (California Institute of Technology) There’s one show-off every year who has to do his multiplication in Roman Numerals. FRANCIS WAGONER YOW Assistant Professor of Biology B.S. (Western Carolina College), AA.S., Ph.D. (Emory) Just a piece of taffy stuck in my teeth.