Kentucky Military Institute - Saber Yearbook (Lyndon, KY)

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Some Senior Statistics For Ready Reference CADET OCCUPATION ACCOMPLISHMENT PASTIME HABITAT DESTINY Kraft Barking Il-lorse Laugh The Beat lWith Owls lChaos Callahan Beachcomber Slinking Walk Killing Jokes !Any corner lMarines Kelly Sleeping Thinking IDreaming lFruit stand 'Coal Miner 7 Hater if Murph lGraduation Company D lPalm Grill IMarriage Peamck Writina Gracie Poker Hunting Stinky lClub 600 lBottle Fighter Gates .Bum jokes tFour dates Griping lHoosier Bar lC0llectina Shekels Agee lStudying lSpeed Watching work ITub-2:40 A. M. iOrderly Gilmore lStealina food Brilliance Sarcasm lWith blondes lSot Alfs Muscles 8on Military Test Wooingi lKy. Tavern 'Monte Carlo Wolfe ,'Moaning Class sleeping IThe bones iCrossroads lRoad Gang Giusiana iTalking Fair play l We know lGregg Cup lVery little lrwin, S. Rumors IBalonev lKnowledae lArmOrv ll .M.S.GT. Fritsch Love Smiling lSilence l Dibbv 'Biaamist Lamb Golf l Jacie lPoppinq oft ICapt. Rowell lPopcorn stand Rosenthal Worrying Sax lliving lCol. Dooley lHard labor Clflfls lMilitary Chevrons lRomancing lGuard house 'Wrestler Abi Lover lTrick drill IAnythina IShady nook lliubble blowing NOVDGH lStudying Hyde IWondering IPinhall room IDog catcher Taylor, R. Boxing INaivete iiawbone lChurch lSenate Brooks lBand A tune liviilitary IOn the corner lMatrimony Zimmerman Howling lStraight face li-listory lLadies' Club 'Math Teacher Ungerleider Eulogy lSolid Geometry l5tudying lPaiamas ibtreet Cleaner Hinze lDreaminq ICompany C lWritinq ll-lis boudoir lburlesque Carson Rubbing alcohol lLess work IThe bull INight Spots IPreacher O'Rorke Mooching lPassing BARBER-IC ODE Beneath the greying Barracks A II The Barber has his chair, Where all the morn and through the day He tries to cut your hair, And the muscles on his skinny arms Shaves scalps all slick and bare. His combs are toothless quite, and black, His scissors old are broken, The lonely towel is on the rack And burr-cuts are his token . . . For full three minutes you're in the chair. Until, You're next! is spoken. - --H. U.

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STICK SHEET OFFICER-IN-CHARGE- Pine Tree Williams OFFICER OF THE DAY-Respess lAgainl CORPORAL OF THE GUARD- lnefficiency Erthal PRIVATE OF THE GUARD-Wheeler llust a kidi STUCK WHAT FOR WHODUNNIT Alfs Creating confusion by being undecided where he would be at G. I. Col. Richmond Callahan Setting bad example by reason of marching company into the Gulf. Battalion Gilmore Gross Ignorance The Faculty Peacock lmpersonating Errol Flynn lBy means of Moustache, that is.l His Wife Quinlan Bullying another cadet Ramsdell Bart Sticking on commission The Corps NightWatchman Disturbing the owls Father Kraft Gates Wearing K sweater to phone his girl O. D. Ewing Failure to take picture of Maj's dog Chief Kelly, D. Assuming Jr. School Leadership Authority Gates Ungerleider Gross continual S.W.P. from English class Capt. Rowell Hyde Causing slight disorder by reason of heaving Norpell from' second stoop of B Barracks, damaging the bushes The Rabbit Abt Taking continued undue liberties with the facts Battalion Capt. Grover Disregard to orders by creating disturbance in frequent . after-taps visits to cadets' rooms The Sufferers Atkinson-Jackson Contributing to delinquency of minors by reason of at- tempted bookmaking Capt. Pace ,,,.,.,.,.,,,W,.v.N,.,.,.,.,wWc.,...v...M...MNWoo,,Wv..,.....,.N,.,vv.v.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.v.,.,..N.,.,.,.,.,. THE BEAT PASTORAL The Beat walks on in perfect tune And ends the grind by afternoon- Whether they toil on land or sea Or hide beneath the Armory. They do not loaf out in the air For Sergeant Ghee is always thereg They dare not pitch him in the lake- Their hopes for stripes do not abate. The word the thoughtless lad did cast Stung the Major with its blastg And o'er the wintry penal Beat Our Hero doth repent his feat. Chilled by frigid tempest's wing He prays the coming of the Springg And, walking since the break of day, Serves off his deed until the May. -H. U. -H U

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THE DANCES Several dances stand out in the i943-44 social season, Commissioned Officer's Dance, October 9, was largely an improptu affair. The necessary music presented a problem, but not for long, Our Committee of Master Minds, true to form, managed in their own way to secure dance music by remote control, in a wayi Quite a few of the nation's leading Dance Bands were heard A if you got up close. The Annual Homecoming Ball, October Q3 was, of course, a big event A very large gathering of cadets, their dates, patrons, alumni and friends enjoyed the music of Joe Brian and His Orchestra, with Glorita, Singing Star, and had a general good time. But possibly the most successful dance of the Kentucky fall session was held under K Club aus- pices November QD. The K. M, I. Orchestra was at its zenith and on the beam, Fisher, Master of Cere- monies and antic-maker extraordinary directed a lively floor show in which the Bouche-Triplett and Floori- Daneman foursome revealed in costume dance l?l routine their bizarre ideas of what the modern heps are swinging, Coleman and Schnur displayed their talents on the ivory keys thumping out masterful ar- 11 rangements of Boogie-Woogie. The first school dance of the Florida winter session was given for the benefit of the American Red Cross, The Venice Air Base Dance Band, as nifty an aggregation of talent as anyone could wish to hear, made a hit with the crowd. lt was obtained through the courtesy of Special Services Division of the Air Base. The K Club Ball, March 26, was the best of the Florida season, The VAAB Dance Band played again, the weather was perfect and the Fountain Patio was gorgeous with flowers and colered lights. Clever original posters depicting K. M, l, sports adorned the walls of the ballroom. With the enjoyable dance May 13, held by Miss Frances Barrett for her dancing classes at K. M. l,, the corps looked forward to the big social event of the yeareethe Annual Commencement Ball. Elaborate preparations have been made, A well-known Hname band has been secured. lt is Johnny Long and His Orchestra in which Gene Williams and Patti Dugan, specialty artists, are featured. The Dance Committee, consisting of Alfs, Callahan, Fiorelli, Oiusiana and Hater, did a good job of organizing and directing the multiple arrangements and details.