Kentucky Military Institute - Saber Yearbook (Lyndon, KY)

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STICK SHEET OFFICER-IN-CHARGE- Pine Tree Williams OFFICER OF THE DAY-Respess lAgainl CORPORAL OF THE GUARD- lnefficiency Erthal PRIVATE OF THE GUARD-Wheeler llust a kidi STUCK WHAT FOR WHODUNNIT Alfs Creating confusion by being undecided where he would be at G. I. Col. Richmond Callahan Setting bad example by reason of marching company into the Gulf. Battalion Gilmore Gross Ignorance The Faculty Peacock lmpersonating Errol Flynn lBy means of Moustache, that is.l His Wife Quinlan Bullying another cadet Ramsdell Bart Sticking on commission The Corps NightWatchman Disturbing the owls Father Kraft Gates Wearing K sweater to phone his girl O. D. Ewing Failure to take picture of Maj's dog Chief Kelly, D. Assuming Jr. School Leadership Authority Gates Ungerleider Gross continual S.W.P. from English class Capt. Rowell Hyde Causing slight disorder by reason of heaving Norpell from' second stoop of B Barracks, damaging the bushes The Rabbit Abt Taking continued undue liberties with the facts Battalion Capt. Grover Disregard to orders by creating disturbance in frequent . after-taps visits to cadets' rooms The Sufferers Atkinson-Jackson Contributing to delinquency of minors by reason of at- tempted bookmaking Capt. Pace ,,,.,.,.,.,,,W,.v.N,.,.,.,.,wWc.,...v...M...MNWoo,,Wv..,.....,.N,.,vv.v.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.v.,.,..N.,.,.,.,.,. THE BEAT PASTORAL The Beat walks on in perfect tune And ends the grind by afternoon- Whether they toil on land or sea Or hide beneath the Armory. They do not loaf out in the air For Sergeant Ghee is always thereg They dare not pitch him in the lake- Their hopes for stripes do not abate. The word the thoughtless lad did cast Stung the Major with its blastg And o'er the wintry penal Beat Our Hero doth repent his feat. Chilled by frigid tempest's wing He prays the coming of the Springg And, walking since the break of day, Serves off his deed until the May. -H. U. -H U

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Some Senior Statistics For Ready Reference CADET OCCUPATION ACCOMPLISHMENT PASTIME HABITAT DESTINY Kraft Barking Il-lorse Laugh The Beat lWith Owls lChaos Callahan Beachcomber Slinking Walk Killing Jokes !Any corner lMarines Kelly Sleeping Thinking IDreaming lFruit stand 'Coal Miner 7 Hater if Murph lGraduation Company D lPalm Grill IMarriage Peamck Writina Gracie Poker Hunting Stinky lClub 600 lBottle Fighter Gates .Bum jokes tFour dates Griping lHoosier Bar lC0llectina Shekels Agee lStudying lSpeed Watching work ITub-2:40 A. M. iOrderly Gilmore lStealina food Brilliance Sarcasm lWith blondes lSot Alfs Muscles 8on Military Test Wooingi lKy. Tavern 'Monte Carlo Wolfe ,'Moaning Class sleeping IThe bones iCrossroads lRoad Gang Giusiana iTalking Fair play l We know lGregg Cup lVery little lrwin, S. Rumors IBalonev lKnowledae lArmOrv ll .M.S.GT. Fritsch Love Smiling lSilence l Dibbv 'Biaamist Lamb Golf l Jacie lPoppinq oft ICapt. Rowell lPopcorn stand Rosenthal Worrying Sax lliving lCol. Dooley lHard labor Clflfls lMilitary Chevrons lRomancing lGuard house 'Wrestler Abi Lover lTrick drill IAnythina IShady nook lliubble blowing NOVDGH lStudying Hyde IWondering IPinhall room IDog catcher Taylor, R. Boxing INaivete iiawbone lChurch lSenate Brooks lBand A tune liviilitary IOn the corner lMatrimony Zimmerman Howling lStraight face li-listory lLadies' Club 'Math Teacher Ungerleider Eulogy lSolid Geometry l5tudying lPaiamas ibtreet Cleaner Hinze lDreaminq ICompany C lWritinq ll-lis boudoir lburlesque Carson Rubbing alcohol lLess work IThe bull INight Spots IPreacher O'Rorke Mooching lPassing BARBER-IC ODE Beneath the greying Barracks A II The Barber has his chair, Where all the morn and through the day He tries to cut your hair, And the muscles on his skinny arms Shaves scalps all slick and bare. His combs are toothless quite, and black, His scissors old are broken, The lonely towel is on the rack And burr-cuts are his token . . . For full three minutes you're in the chair. Until, You're next! is spoken. - --H. U.