Kentucky Military Institute - Saber Yearbook (Lyndon, KY)

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SIDNEY APSELOFF I. C. BRYANT DONALD CRAIG ANTHONY CUCOLO BRUCE CUNNINGHAM ROBERT DEATHERAGE IOE DeLONG, Vice Presldent LOUIS FRANCIS BILLY HARN EY, Secretary TED HUGHES WALTER LONG IAMES MANTLE HEI NINETELLI I II IH SIX SABER

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The Low Down Cunningham- Watt Cole is a nice boy, but rather loquaciousf' Snyder- Yes, and besides that, he talks too much. Man is but a worm. He comes along, wiggles a little in the dust, then some chicken gets him. 1 i l Cohen- Poor Ikey, he has gone crazy. Lefkowich- Veil, how come? Cohen- Vy, at the football game, he bought a score card, and then neither side scored. 1' W Q Bobby Keene- Daddy, tell me a fairy tale. Captain- All right, my song let's see-how will I begin it? Mrs. Keene isweetlyl- Begin it, 'I was detained at s1hool. ' t . Q And then there was Captain Hodgin, who dismissed his class, and sat waiting the whole period for his class to come in. 1' 1' Q Mrs. Carlton- So you took the boys out for a ride last night, Felix? Felix- Yes, Mother. Mrs. Carlton-- Well, tell them they left two of their lipsticks in the car. i il' 1 Carter- Is it true that Eve suspected Adam of in- fidelity? Captain Wilson- I don't know, but I've been told that she used to count his ribs every night to see if he was true to her. 'l' i' i' Barber fto Waltherl- What'll you have, a hair cut or just the oil changed? 1' W i A pretty young nurse was selling poppies. A sales- man told her that he would give her a S5 bill for a poppy provided she would promise io nurse him if he ever went to her hospital. She agreed. By the way, the salesman asked, where is your hospital? l'm at Queen Charlotte's Maternity Hospital, meekly replied the pretty nurse, putting the five-spot into the box. 1' 1' i Yes, said the bumptious young man. I'mathought reader. I can tell exactly what a person is thinking. In that case, said the elderly man, I beg your pardon. 1 i' Q Pa, what does it mean here by 'diplomatic phraseology'? My son, if you tell a girl that time stands still while you gaze into her eyes, that's diplomacy. But, if you tell her that her face would stop a clock, you're in for it. Page Sixty-six A girlie whose name doesn't matter, Found that she got fatter and fatter. But she dieted so well That she now looks like hell, And there isn't a place you can patter. i 1' 1 Bill, while swimming at a bathing resort, met a friend who introduced him to his wife who was in bathing. A week later Bill found himself seated opposite his friend's wife on a trolley car. He bowed. She looked puzzled for a moment and then exclaimed: Oh, how do you do? I didn't recognize you with your clothes on. She left the car at the next corner. May I come in? he said. It's the room I had when I went to college in '09. Yes, sir, he said, lost in reverie. Same old room. Same old windows. Same old furniture. Same old view of the campus. Same old c1oset. He opened the door. There stood a girl, terrified, half clothed. This is my sister, I said. Yes, sir. Same old story! 1 1' 'I Will Rogers when asked to suggest an epitaph for a much married movie actress wrote the following: At last she sleeps alone. Q i 1 Little Willie had received a drum and some perfume for his birthday, so everybody that came to his house had to hear him beat his drum and smell his perfume. One day his mother had asked the local preacher over for dinner, so she told her son not to mention his drum or perfume to the guest, if he did, he was promised a good spanking. Dinner was about half over with when Willie could no longer refrain, so he nudged the preacher in the ribs and whispered, Say, Mister, if you hear anything or smell something, that's me. 1' i 1' Iohnny and Marjorie went out into the country to pick flowers. Marjorie's mother went, too, and so they picked flowers. i 1 1' He- I feel as if I had known you always. She- I'll say you do! A young lady and her aunt returning home from work on pay day, were relieved of their money by a stick-up man. The young lady, rushing over to a police- man, exclaimedj I've been robbed of my pay and my aunt's I. , What do 'you mean by 'antspa'? said the copper. Cut out the dog Latin and tell me what happened. THE NINETEEN THIRTY-SIX SABER