Kentucky Military Institute - Saber Yearbook (Lyndon, KY)

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Sophomore Class l-llstory Un f ast fear ffe ,ve e tesnrne and he smal t bass rn fro re es nassr P on a f gooanf s ffe are not treshrne was a r eas,1 e 1 and ln dave proved to be a rea adrtror Realrzrna that a class rs not sate Wlthout wrse Commanders NG elected Ca l Dlck as our president ard Boo Pearson as oar vrce preslaent Both have proved Northf ol tlnerr posltrons ln ac tvrtres NG have been ab ,1 ep osented 1n basketball by Saylo IH baseball by lVlcGough abd on the ntle teart by C nell and Rlae The names ot several ot our members also appear reau a ,1 o the honor roll ana ffnen 'left September ar rves v6 expect to place many ol our men among the h gh ranmng o trcers or ne school But out ultrrr ate aoal IS N938 and the best enrol Class n hlstory We a e ao na to work r and ,fe srncerely be reve that we snall acfneve our end N lf Q ' . ' ' er 'r 'N ln . i o ' t Q .. ' o l and while We are siill small rt ol An soh ,Q th nl. fl es: ' ' t V . non li ' ol t .1 to ft the bee ginnlna ol the year to welcome to the class a tew new members, rfireyl ' p tl A la ' l. , r r . Y . , ' , L' ,' ' , l, V- V- 1 ' , L. '. . 1 A ' ' un. L . t r, ' , . , to . e ' 1 r or I X' Yi l A Lv ' ' W Y T ' ,J 1 n , 1-' A ': r' , . t l r . i t l ' I ' I 4' ,- ' -,, ' L . V L. . l A X . Spf r Q on i. , ro J i ' ' ha d,

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Here and There Sergeant Quade had been lecturing his first-year class for a whole hour on The Duties of a Soldier, and he thought it was now time for him to test the results of his discourse. Casting his eyes around the room, he finally decided on Private Mosher as his first victim. Private Mosher, he asked, why should a soldier be ready to die for his country? The rookie scratched his head for a while, then an ingratiating and enlightening smile flitted across his face. Sure, Sergeant, he asked, pleasantly, you're quite right. Why should he? Q I 1' Hanna fexasperatedl- For the last time I'm asking you for that two bucks you owe me. Brandes- Thank goodness that's over withl 1' l' i Eddie Weber- Why the quotation marks all over your paper, Ioe? Ioe- As a courtesy to the lad on my right, sir. Q W W It's a great life if you don't weaken, but it's greater if you weaken just a little. Q 1' 1' Colonel- Do you ever gamble? Brislan- Well, I put out my class pin last night. Y i' Q Maxon- Can you give me some of the prepared monoaceticacidester of salicylic acid? Cole, W.- You all means aspirin, don't you? Tommy- Oh yes! I never can think of that name. 1 Q 1 Captain Keene- That's certainly the worst speech I have ever heard, I'm going to write a letter to your fatherl Hobson-- I don't care if you dog he wrote it. R 'R i Iack- Is Eleanor your youngest sister? Kid Brother- Yep. Beau C?l- Well, who comes after her? Obliging kid- You and three other guys. i i' K' A new cadet was the victim of so many practical jokes that he doubted all men and their motives. One night while on guard, a figure loomed up in the darkness before him. Who is there? he challenged. Major Moses, replied the officer. Glad to meet you, Moses, he said cheerfully. Advance and give the Ten Commandments. i Q 1 Rose, S.- Sarge, I'm a man of some calibre. Hugo- Yes, you're a big bore all right! i 1 i I smacked her on her lips, Those lips without a flaw, She came right back and smacked me, too, But mine was on the jaw. ' l i' Q Captain Gus tin Biology Classl- Billy, do you know anything about animals? Athlete Carter- Yea, I had a charlie horse oncel I Q 1 She was only an optician's daughter-after two glasses she made a spectacle of herself. Q f 1' Brandes, during a golf match- lf you laugh again, I'll knock your block offl Chunk - Yea? You wouldn't know what club to use. Fowler- May l have this dance? Fair damsel- Yes, you mite. i O i Campus visitor- How long have you been studying here, young man? Senior Carlton- Since the Profj recently threatened to flunk me. THE NINETEEN THIRTY-SIX SABER

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Page Fifty-six FRAIJK BASSHAM MIMS MCGEHEE BRANTLY IOHN EDWARD BRAIJTLY BERRY COOPER CLIFFORD CORNELL, Treasurer IOHN CORNN, Sergeant-GI-Arms BELMONT CUCOLO ERNEST DAVIS CARL DICK, President WILLIAM EBERSBACH CLYDE FERRELL HUGH FRENCH, Secretory WILLIAM HUFF HUGH IARRETT IOHII IOIIES SOPI-IOIVIORE l