Kentucky Home School for Girls - Pandaisia Yearbook (Louisville, KY)

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ix 4 Igresihent Senior flllass J 1 , . MARY HILLEARY BRYANT 'True as a needle to the pole, Or as the dial. to the sun. X -Booth MARY STUART KANDERSON NANCY ADAIR ARMsTRoNGff,,A Vice President Editor of the Pandasia' aShe has the fascinating tyrrany H, , , This above 'allz to thine of youth, and the astonishing cour- ownself be true. age of innocence. 0 Wide ' -Shakespeare - . z . 1 ' 1.9 '. F v3f g'

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thrilled with her work but complains that she suffers excruciating pain until the blood runs out of her head, which process lasts almost a half hour. It must get stuck somewhere, she comments. ' The latest news bulletin from K.H.S. has revealed the remarkable statement that, 'cMiss Mary ,lane Bachman has at last reached her destination clfieykjavik, Icelandfi' The point of this long and tedious journey of nine years is to demonstrate her new uwinter suntan make-up to the pale natives of the Arctic region. Mary Hilleary Bryant has hung out her shingle on Bardstown road, having replaced the familiar name of Trudie-Ann, and is conduct- ing a flourishing business. Amidst perturbed customers fretting over their dropped stitches and tangled yarn, Miss Bryant, serenely ob- livious, succeeds in giving successful directions for articles such as argyle socks. Charlotte Bullitt may be found dispensing bouttoniers to starving young artists at her little flower shop, HYe Scent of Ye Tuberose in the French Quarters in old New Orleans. Anne Bush has gained her lifelong desire, that of being recognized as the world's fore- most horticulturalist. Miss Bush's motto, You can't beat a Bush bush, may be seen in the leading florists' shops around the globe. She has developed the bush to such a degree that these plants will grow into any desired shape, form or color. Harriet Field will go down in history as the most rabid Democrat in the annals of these our United States fundividedl. She has been amending the constitution and has been awarded the high office of 4'Keeper and Currier of the Democratic Donkey. P Ann Franke has asserted the equalization of the female sex to that of the opposite sex by substantiating the country's finances. She has used as her references to obtain this hon- ored position fas founder of MFranke's Fi- nancesnj, her past experience at K.H.S.- miraculously extracting dues as Treasurer of the Senior Class of '45, Mary Owsley Grant, having browbeaten the population of Europe into accepting her version of the Civil Vlfar, has returned to her native land and is now fretting her poor head over the organization of a movement for transporting certain individuals back to the sunny shores of Africa. Ardell Hoke has at last realized her greatest ambition-that of, after diving from the New York pier, swimming the Atlantic Ocean to Casablanca. She was received there with great honor, and acclaimed the most distinguished visitor to that prominent spot since Humphrey Bogart. A warm welcome awaits all of us on the elm shadedportico of Ruth Mary Jordan's Georgian mansion where we may sip a julep andfascinatedly watch the mistress of all this Southern elegance knit those amazing cuddley cashmere sweaters, without which she insists none of her thoroughbreds leave the stables at anytime. fPink is for fillies and blue for stallionsj ' Nancie Elizabeth Mall is making millions as a result of her patented flying-contraption, The MalllNon-Fallv for the safety -of all Peter Pans. Q A Caroline Kennedy is holding u0pen Tunneln on Sunday afternoon in the year of our Lord 1955, to celebrate the completion of her private tunnel on which she has blasted for five years, straight from the Puritan, Room 305-B, to 416 Mitchell St., Marshall, Missouri. Joan Miller, whose current best seller, 'GA Diplomat's Dream or a'Look What Katie Gibbs Did For Me has recently been introduced by the fashion editor of Vogue for the purpose of creating for her a chic 'cwriting costume, which I might add Miss Miller has graciously con- sented to wear when she wrestles with her next brain child. Priscilla Tomlinson is serving a term dup the riveri' for shooting the Navy Goat in a fit of temper at the last Army-Navy game fscore: Navy 61, Army 605. After she tidies up her cell each morning she holds advanced Algebra classes for the inmates. This necessitates a nerve-wracking Correspondence Course with Miss Weakley. Miss Tomlinson, now known as 2984406, comments in a letter, c'This is so like old days at K.H.S.,' Our former school-mate, Betty Washburn, is at present using her silvery voice to its best advantage. Each morning she calls the doctors to work at the hospital. She has also patented a successful formula for les petits chiens. aptly named 'cPurple Pills for Peppy Puppiesf, Patricia Wellons, now known as uMlle. Barboure. is instructing the Caucasian peasants in the rudiments of the French language. Hav- ing finally completed her course under Madame Vallet, Mlle. Barboure is using as a reference Le Chardenal Ellie ditg MII faut que vous ne soyez en retard a la classe francaiseg mais mieux en retard que jamaisln Five

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MARY JANE BACHMAN CHARLOTTE SHERRARD BULLITT There is a garden in her face '4He prayeth best who loveth best Where roses and white lilies blow. All things both great and small. --Richard Allison --S. T. Coleridge ANNE HUTCHINGS BUSH HARRIET SEMPLE FIELD . . . th' unconquerable will 'cl am the master of my fate, And courage never to submit or yield. I' am the captain of my soul. Q -J. Milton --W. E. Henley 'Seven