Kentucky Home School for Girls - Pandaisia Yearbook (Louisville, KY)

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'fleanne Roach is running the elevator at Stewartis. Betty Vaughan has been disappointed in love and has resorted to the Salvation Army for comfort. c'Katharine Wathen is, and has been since her graduation, compiling a summary of Ameri- can History. Up to the present, it only has two million, nine hundred thousand, six hundred and sixty-six pages. It is thought this worthy effort will be given to the public within the next hundred years or so. MI thank you. MCentlemen of the Jury, the Judge said in a loud and tremulous voice, uYou will please retire to the jury room to make your decision. The Jury withdrew. For ten minutes nothing could be heard in the court room except the ticking of the large clock hanging upon the wall. At the end of that time, the jurymen filed in and resumed their former positions. The foreman of the Jury arose and said, '6Your Honor, we, the gentlemen of the Jury, are ready to render our verdict. We hold that Father Time is not guilty of the charge brought against him, and we, furthermore, advise the Spirit of the Class of 1943 to be more careful of his duties from this time forth, for evermoref' Betty Ezell, ,43 Q11 girth mth at Qrginning Another spring, another class Once more begins to say, alas, 'Tis time to think of toasts once more, To close the door on high school days, To start again in a brand new phase. Not to forget one's friends of old, But, in new faces, more friendships mold. We should think of school as a preparation For whatis to come in days ahead, When Nazism will then be dead. Six lane Hall, 743

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flllass H HE court will please come to order, i roared the Judge, as he pounded heav- ily upon the well-worn desk with his large, red hand, paused and then continued: '4The case before the court today is of momen- tous importance. It is one of great weight, and the decision of the jury will affect a citizen of universal reputation: namely, Father Time. It will also affect the greatest class ever known, namely, the Class of 1943 of The Kentucky Home School for Girls. I will endeavor to explain the case. The Spirit of the Class of 1943 holds that Father Time has completely demolished the class unity. In fact, he holds that the aged citizen has com- pletely demolished the class, and furthermore, if the alleged demolisher cannot clear himself of the guilt concerning each individual, he shall be forced to pay over to said spirit a sum of money, which shall be stipulated by the jury. c'The first witness, Spirit of the Class of 1943, will take the stand and present his case to the jury, omitting all details. '4Your Honor, and gentlemen of the Juryf' the Class Spirit said in a calm, unfaltering voice, NI have been allowed to present my own case and I will try to do so briefly. I am Guardian Spirit of the Class of 1943 of The Kentucky Home School for Girls. Ten years ago, when this class graduated, it excelled all previous classes in unity and spirit. Now, I do not know where a single member is, in fact, I have hunted for each individual, but in vain. My searches have been fruitless, and my labors are lost. Therefore, in the name of that class, I demand that Father Time pay damages to such an extent that no more will he be tempted to demolish such a noble body of people. I thank youf' The Judge rose mechanically to his feet and said, '4The next witness, Father Time, will take the stand. A worn and fatigued figure arose and moved quietly to the stand, took his seat and began, Your Honor, gentlemen of the Jury, I have only af-mm a few words to say concerning this charge. I will tell you, though, that this Guardian Spirit has been very negligent in his duties-far more so than I have. I will clear myself entirely of this stain on my character by telling you where each and very one of that notable class is. I will take them up in alphabetical order. Alice Jane Abbott is head of the lace depart- ment in Woolworth's. '4Elizabeth Ann Eggers is off in a secluded spot, and gives to the world, monthly, another translation of an old Latin book. 'gBetty Ezell is riding a motorcycle at various State Fairs. n.Iane Hall has spent the past few years inventing cosmetics guaranteed to stay on until they come off. Jean Hendrick has dedicated her life to the uplifting of the Indians, and has begun by teaching on an Indian Reservation. '4Helen and Pax Hickman are joint editors of a column in The Times called: 4Lover's Lane for Love-Sick'Lunies!, It seemed that both were disappointed in love, or were never willing to part from each other. 4'Diana Latham is teaching mathematics at Vassar. uKitty Maddux is compiling statistics for the United States Government on the subject: 4Food Requirements of a Nationf 'LMary McDowell is the originator of the famous 4Mary's Candyf It is sold all over the world. The largest portion, however, is sold in the Congo region. 4'lVIary Annette Poulos always had high ambi- tions. She is a tight rope walker, having risen, thus, above the usual throng of the world. 'f HPatricia iReager is running a hospital for feeble-minded cats and dogs. Her head nurse is Libby Eggers who finds a close connection between this position and her translations. 've

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Sentra: flllzxss PATRICIA SHERMAN REAGER President of the Senior Class Editor of Pandaisia This above all, to thine own self be truef' JANE SWIGERT HENDRICK MARY JANE McDowELL Vice-President of Senior Class Maid-of-Honor to the Queen of the May Her voice was ever soft, gentle, and low-an Chairman of the Mountain Fund Bazaar excellent thmg ln Woman-9, Head you may think, Heart you may feel, but Hand you shall work alway! Seven