Kentucky College for Women - Daisy Yearbook (Danville, KY)

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'fir ' ' Y . I - 'i L. . fi ' 1, cg .H The Daisy, Nineteen Twenty-One l viii? 'TL' D- H- Vglig' - - H- -H - - !' lmmU --'--1- m--- -------'--' mvmmmrfrrmmimt ...... .mm ...... m,..1 .,..,,,. ....,,,,,,,,,.,,EI- M 101.65 PERSONALS Burton I-lays: I was calling on Mary Agnes disturbed the neighbors last night by talking in her sleep. Margaret Thompson is still on the sick list and will be until Mrs. Kiser can get rid of her. Gladys Bridges and Marie Becknor on time for breakfast ONE morning. I-lortense Lewis is suffering from dis- torted muscles as a result of galloping around the sun parlor with Liz Walker. Dean Andrus and Miss Thompson had a heated discussion as to which should take them to the Knobs, Jane or Pete. Miss Milroy settled the discussion by suggesting that they all go in Dr. Franklin. Goggs Matthy and C-allopingn Camp are on the verge of nervous break- down, due to the fact that they could not go to town the sixth time this week. Our Sunday afternoon naps are rudely interrupted by Mrs. Reynolds madly shift- ing gears, also by K. Starling's futile at- tempts at ragtime. is is is EXTRACT FROM jIM'S LETTER TO CAROLINE O Caroline, thou art divine! Would that I had you to call mine: To ease my sorrowst to end my woes, To cook my victuals, and wash my clothes. A4 95 36 Tell me not, in mournful numbers, That we meet again today All the scraps we had on Monday, Fixed up in the same old way. Evelyn Bates last night when someone threw a brick through the window and hit the poor girl in the side. Preston Carter: Did it hurt her? Burton: No, but it mashed three of my fingers. as Ae 96 CELEBRITIES K. C. W. WILL PRODUCE EVALEE GREEN ....... Chorus Cirl MARY W. RHODES . . Star Basketball Player EVELYN MAHN . . . . Movie Actress ILA BLANCHARD . . . . . Toe Dancer LUCY MAY COVINGTON . . Clerk in Woolivorllfs FRANCES STONE . . . fnlclleclual Genius MARY WENTWORTH ..... Fiery Oraler E. IRVINE AND E. ADAMs . Leading Politicians as as as Lula: What would you do if Pat kissed you on the forehead? Mary Agnes: I'd call him down. WANTED TO KNOW Why D. Pryor is so interested in spe- cials.', Why Bowling goes to town every aftemoon. Why S. Cardwell gets such good grades in Math and Physics. A Why some girls never come to Sunday night supper. Why M. Turley likes to go to the post- office. Why L. Camp is such a dainty eater. Why Nellie Gaines attracts the boys. Why some seniors don't have to work in the tea room. Why Mary Agnes studies so hard. Why the senior camp was so thrilling. Page ninety

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f'-X Q... I QS I t-I Tlte Dmsy, Nmeteen Twenty-One 3- ,J--' EQ aged, um, .,,,,,,, n ,,,,,,,,,,,.., in , I , , 4 fuff n1-f.o14 fTI'lTTlTll'h nn:n1l lTTTTITTlTFI1Tr111T1TTTWl'I'I vrollllll I 1 lull rvlf 1 'mv' I H i I A DEFINITION OF TRIG- ONOIVIETRY Trigonometry is a study invented in ancient times by some insane professor for the punishment of hardened criminals. Later, it was made much more diflicult, and is now used for the punishment of innocent youths in the toils of school teach- ers. In this most interesting study the poor, deluded victim takes a poor, innocent triangle, dissects it, analyzes it, takes it apart, delves into its past, present and future, lays bare the scandals of its life, and the crimes of its ancestors. And in the end, when the last episode of pitiful life and daily actions has been reached, the student knows no more than when she be- gan, but because she has accumulated a mass of figures, she imagines she has proved what she was searching for, the teacher lets it go, because she really knows no more than the student. ' f 1axxx29 T. - r.' .-7 okes No one knows what Trig really is, ex- cept the man who invented it, and he has passed away to a warmer climate, and as punishment for his sins, we hope, is roast- ing merrily in the lowest pit of the lowest part of the lower regions known as Hades and is being fed red-hot triangles to punish him for his misdeeds in life.-MATH V. 55 56 55 ADVICE TO JOKE EDITOR OF NEXT YEAR First: Don't take the job at all. Second: Employ a company of ste- nogs. Third: Have all the contributions written on tissue paper so that the edtior can see through them. Fourth: Leave town immediately after the publication of the annual. .Q will , ll t I Page ninety-one