Kentucky College for Women - Daisy Yearbook (Danville, KY)

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l I yi In ,ii The Daisy, Nineteen Twenty-One - XS Ejlli lzl g? ai' A A , E 4 til , - 'iw M 0 ' Tl, L E g .... .... .... . . . . 1- asmfm' rqrirrvn-ri-1-ii-11 r-T .m..........-............... .i.-nurrrmi-nmnvn-T...............mm...........iEj- is ' Jokes A frog, a lamb, a duck and a polecat wanted to attend a big show at Stout's Theater. The admission was one dollar each, and they had only three dollars- who went? The frog went, because it had a green backg the lamb went, because it had four quarters: the duck went, be- cause it had a bill: the polecat couldn't go, because it had only one cent, and it was a bad one. as as as C-oggs Maltby fin Chemistry Lab? : Miss Milroy, how do you prepare a weak solution of H-2 O? as as as Laura Frances: Look, only two stars out, and its such a beautiful night. Jane Bowling: Well, I think they have all gone in to study for exams. 95 A5 95 Women's faults are many, Men have only two, Everything they say And everything they clo. 3 -H5 95 Upon being approached by the editor for a joke for this department, Dr. Allen said, My Bible IV Class. 95 95 95 WHEN A BOY IS MENTIONED Freshman: Is he good looking? Can he dance? Sophomore: What frat does he be- long to? Junior: Of what school is he a graduate? Senior: Where is he? 65 95 95 Lula fat ringing of breakfast belll: Mary Agnes, aren't you going to get up?,, Mary Agnes fhalf asleep? : Aw, ask the dictionary. as as as Nellie Gaines ftranslatinglz Bonae leges Caesarisf' the bony legs of Caesar. as as as KRAZY KNOCKED KRUSHES Krushers Mlss THOMPSON . KIRKMAN MCNAIRY POLLY BuRKs . . ANITA CURREY . NONDAS WAYNE . LOUlsE CAMP . . ERMA B. WOODWARD MARY RESSIGUIE . Miss BRICKER . . MARTHA ALLEN . MARGARET TURLEY DOROTHY PRYOR . EVELYN COLEMAN . . . HELEN TODD . . RUTH THOMPSON . Krushed . Miss ANDRUS . . Mlss MILROY . . Mlss CoATEs FLORENCE BAssETT . LOUlsE STONE MARY L. EDELEN . . JEAN TORTAN . . Miss FELL . . Mlss KILMER . LULA EDWARDS . CAROLINE NOEL . Mlss MOULTON . Miss BLACKSOM . Mlss SHAILER . . . Mlss BUCHANAN ALLENE MONTGOMERY .... DAISY MCLIN Miss PETERS ....... Mlss CURTIN 95 95 3 Brummal Lewis and Virgaleen Byron are confined to their homes in East Hall for being too religious. 95 Q5 65 Ellen Clayton was called before Honor Board last week for riding at night with boys. On account of her previous good record she was merely reprimanded. 95 95 95 The members of the Chemistry Class were late to chapel Wednesday morning because they were so interested in Miss MilrOy's beautiful theory of disassociation that they didn't hear the bell. 95 3 95 Mildred Upton fin Cookingjz Miss Bricker, aren't potatoes fruit?,' Page eighty eight

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4 a ij' al The Darsy, Nnzeteen Twenty-One Af M rwmsff ..':: Q5 9 XJ, ... . ........,. , .. mExxX2B 4 -ci-.lir Joke. If you laughed over any of these jokes in your youth, remember that we are still young. X ,F as They are all right, but they don't mean anything: West Hall door bell. Fire alarms. Clock over dining room door. House phones. Clubs. Electric lights. Frat pins. Gas lights in West Hall. Nondas Wayne's room. Lula's diamond. Martha's stories. Brummal,s handbook says Lights out at ten. Miss Lilly's dictatorial manner. as as as Miss Carlson Cin English, : What is local color? Marjorie C.: Rouge 95 A4 95 Miss Andrus: What is the matter, dear? Brummal: Don and l have quar- reled and have parted forever. Miss Andrus: Well, that's good. l-le'll probably not be here for a week, then, and you can get caught up on your sleep a little. as as as Mrs. Kiser Cbefore whom trembles Ruth Thompson, who wants a church ex- cuse, : What seems to be wrong, Ruth? Ruth: I--ah-l-well, I think my honor system's all run downf, vs as as Rebecca B.: F rank Kenney hit Mil- dred in the mouth with a taffy kiss at the candy pulling. Page eighty-.seven Margaret R.: Another objection to long distance kissing. as as as Miss Fell: What happened in l777? Elizabeth Beasley: Was it A.D. or B.C.? A4 95 65 Hump Tanner Cat danccl: Mary, dearest, I know l dance like a camel, but that is because until l met you my life was a desert. 95 35 A4 Since dates have been changed from Saturday afternoon to Saturday night, what night is tub night? 95 95 95 lnlanalsomest Girl .... . . BIRDIE Most Popular Teacher . . . . MRS. KISER Best All-round Athlete . . ALLENE M. Best Student .... . . . DORA C. Best Dancer . . . BLANCHE P. Brainless Wonaler . . . TURLEY Biggest Prevaricator . . . DAISY MCL. Biggest Crouch . . . VIRGALEEN B. Pepless Wonder , . . . RUTH T. College Wit . . Miss CURTIN Biggest Bore . . . BRUMMAL L. Sweetest Disposition . . JEAN TORIAN . EVELYN JOHNS . . . ERNESTINE K. . . Miss THOMPSON . . . Miss LILLY Most Energetic Ctrl , . . ELIZABETH LAND Cutesl Cirl . . . Wilclest Ctrl . Best Chaperone . . Lazlest Teacher . . Man-hater .... . . LELA STONA Most Influential Cirl .... SUSAN BEARD 95 95 95 Mildred Roby: Miss Carlson, must we take to the poem or through it? Miss Carlson: Mildred, when you get to the pearly Cates you will stop and ask if you must go through them.

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