Kent State High School - Statesman Yearbook (Kent, OH)

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THE STATESMAN Class Prophesy g Hear ye! Hear ye! The oracle speaks. She will now disclose what the senior class of nineteen hundred and thirty-six will be doing ten years hence. Looking into the little crystal ball I see 1- I see ff Many of the girls are now married and happy. Among these are Emogene Gutherie, Josephine Kenneley, and Hazel King. The crystal is not quite cleat as to whom they married, but it does show me they are happy. I see many celebrities in this class. Gertrude Apley is chief detective in a large department store. Rita Brooker just won a prize at the state fair for exhibiting the largest pumpkin. Norma Gviatt is known as the second Florence Nightingale. Dorothy Ruggles has gained world wide renown for her souve- nir collection. Eileen Wright has won a lawsuit against Public Enemy No. 1 and is being acclaimed as the greatest woman lawyer of all ages. Looking closer I find: Dorothy Barr, Edna Mae Gverholt, and Martha Schreckengost are school teachers at Central school in Kent. Mary Cook is a teacher of English at a large French school in Paris and Frances Grant is Assistant Dean of Women at K. S. U. Esther Basel and Ruth Baumberger model twin's outfits in New York and live with Marjorie Diltz who is a designer for Ma- cey's, because of super-natural geometrical ability. Gften they visit Frances Reed who lives in New York and is just as congenial as ever. Betty McKibben also lives in New York and waits for her ship to come in. Thelma Cooper and Ruth Dangler work together . . one be- ing the installer of school spirit in high schools and the other be' ing the chief yeller for all colleges. I see Gladys DeMarsh married to Vernon Beal and delivering his milk route while he doubles for Mickey Mouse's voice in the movies. Evelyn Darrah, now Mrs. Hill, takes care of the store while Red goes hunting. ' The next thing I see you'd never guess. Nellie Geiger is promp- ter for Miss Miller's German accent. And another strange thing , -Virginia Harris has finally entered Notre Dame. That shows you what stick-tofitiveness will do. PAGE 27

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THE STATESMAN l, Evelyn Darrah, will my red hair to Martha Rufener. My freckles are pretty, too, Martha. l, Marjorie Diltz,w ill my sophisticated manners to Alma Good- hart. l, Lucille Eismon, will my little pug nose to Bernice Derry. I, Vivian Favors, will my ability to try out fads to M. Hansen. I, Patricia Fuller, will my ability to be heard all over the building to Margaret Fenn. l, Frances Grant, will my numerous college boys to Jane Maxwell. l, Ruth Grund, will my vast Vocabulary to Cathrine Romeyn. I, Emogene Guthrie, will my lipstick to Rita Shuman. l, Virginia Harris, will my athletic accomplishments to Mary Louise Hoffman. l, Laura Jane Harsh, will my carefree disposition to Naureen Kline. l, Betty jane Heath, will to Kearfott Miller my abitity to al- ways work algebra problems. I, Lois Henry, will my pep, vim, and vigor to Ruth Foster. l, Nadine Hulbert, will to Mr. Chapman my ability to be honest and deceitful at the same time. I, Josephine Kenneley, will my athletic ability to Miss Kelly. I, Doris King, will anything but my steady to Evelyn Lynch. l, Hazel King, will a few pounds to Miss Richards. l, lrene Linger, will my quick wit and nimble fingers on the typewriter to the future typists of the Junior class. I, Ruth Lowther, will my good nature to Margaret Fenn. l, Betty McKibben, will my unique new hair dress to lane Maxwell. I hope it doesn't turn fuzzy, lane. l, Betty Miller, will my bottle of Peruna , noted for building up the constitution to Eddie Hoyt. lt's also good for after a night out. l, Theresa Oberlander, will my serious nature to Anna Frances Burrell. l, Edna Mae Gverholt, will my ability to get along with everyf body to Jane Gaddis. I, jane Osborne, will my ability on the keyboard to Ruth Clapp. Next year's orchestra will need it. I, Norma Oviatt, will my peaches and cream complexion to Martha Rufener. The secret? Clark Bars. I, Anna Deane Poulton, will my pep to Trieste Dipiero, fContinued on page 301 PAGE 26

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THE STATESMAN Lucille Eismon appears as a beautician with Vivian Favors in her shop as tester for all the latest fads. Patsy Fuller has finally realized her ambitions. She is a home-economics teacher. . in the Curtiss household. Betty Miller has also been successful in obtaining her dream. She is a well known modiste who owns a shop in New Yorl: City. Laura jane Harsh is a statistician and is doing successful work for the World Almanac. Betty Heath is a missionary to Timbuctoog Theresa Oberlander is a social workerg Jane Osborne teaches sign language and lip reading. Many of the girls appear as stenographers and secretaries. Lois Henry, Doris King, Irene Linger, Ruth Lowther, and Freda Reichardt, are secretaries to Lewis DeWeese, now his Honor, the Mayor of Brimfield. I see Nadine Hulbert and Virginia Spielman in Chicago. Nadine is designing magazine covers and Virginia is interior decorating the homes of the elite. Flora Randall is a chemistg Dorothy Tate is living in Ravennag and Anna Deane Poulton is still taking prizes for her cakefbaking. Something is wrong! The crystal is growing dim! What can it be? Oh, I see. Gordon Hostettler had his mouth open so wide that all I could see was a dark space. He's filibustering as usual. He has grown a mustache and is now the Hitler of the Supreme Court. Paul Basel is playing in Paul Whitemen's band. William Fitz- patrick still blows through here and watches the music come out there. Bill Burrell is still connected with Goodyear and seems to be doing alright. Art Cherry is dancing instructor at Vassar. It seems that we have famous people among the boys too. Bob Curtiss is the flyweight boxing champion of the world. Dwight Stewart has just patented The Best Way To Reduce ln Two Days. I Two salesmen have developed from the raw materal in this class. james Derry is selling mens furnisl'.ing's and Clen Wilccix is selling books. I see farmers, hunters, trappers, and explorers emerging from the ranks. Thomas McGuire alternates among the first three James Vasil is a gentleman farmer and William Warner is an ex. plorer in Ethiopia. Also along these same lines is jay Thomason who is a forest ranger. PAGE Z8