Kent State High School - Statesman Yearbook (Kent, OH)

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Miss O'Rourke-ls kiss a common or proper noun? Neva Skinner-It is both common and proper, according to circumstances. Mr. Koehler-What is space? Carmon-I can't think just at present, but I have it in my head. There was a young fellow named Pat Who stopped by a mule for a chatg He Woke up in bed The next day and sa.d, I sure got a kick out of that. Fritz comes downstairs coughing. Mrs. Gombert-You must be better, Frederick. You cough much more easily this morning. Fritz-Well, I ought to. I've practiced all night. lll lm lil

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Joe-When will there be twenty-five letters in the alphabet? Dene--When? Joe-When U and I are one. Carmon-They are not going to hang men with wooden legs any more. Duke-Why not? Carmon-They are going to use a rope. Heinie fin Englishj-She kissed hfm once and then pulled the curtain. Bob Hall-Pull the curtain first. Some of the Sophomores are so dumb they think Ma Jongg is the governor of Texas. Miss Bachman-Put more spirit into that song. Now let everyone open his mouth and throw himself into it. Louis H.-Will you hold this fountain pen? Duke-Why? Louis H.-Because it's liable to run. Mr. Koehler-What is steam? Frank Dangler-Steam is water gone crazy with the heat. SEASONS There was a young fellow named Hall, Who fell in the spring in the fallg 'Twould have been a sad thing If he'd died in the spring, But he didn't-he died in the fall. There was a young person called Marty, Who sent out his cards for a partyg So exclusive and few Were the friends that he knew That no one was present but Marty. Someone was heard to remark that Gladys Gibson has such a large mouth that she can whisper in her own ear. Martin Daltorio-l always wear dull leather shoes, for if l did not, I would have to spend at least ten cents every three weeks for a shine. 73

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