Kent State High School - Statesman Yearbook (Kent, OH)

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A RADIO BUG Here lies the remains of a radio fan, Now mourned by his many relations, He went to a powder-mill smoking his pipe, And was picked up by 21 stations. INSEPARABLICS 1. Barney and Sparky 2. Neva and Gladys 3. Mutt and Jeff 4. Pork and Beans 5. Lillian and Lucille 6. Altrock and Schact 7. Bob Stopher and Puggy 8. Now and Then 9. Butch and Worry 10. Gallagher and Shean 11. Fritz and his Maxwell 12. Corned Beef and Cabbage 13. Harsh and Do you see what I mean ? 14. Leo and sleep 15. Paul Apley and about five books 16. Mr. Boulet and h.s motto, They shall not pass 17. Beechy and her loafing 18, Kent Roosevelt and a losing team 19. Kent State High and good sportsmanship. Lewis H. Qbefore he went to State Highj--Do nuts grow on trees? F ather-They do, my son. Lewis H.-Then what tree does the doughnut grow on? Father-The pantry, my son. .l- Mr. Rumold-VVhat can you tell me about nitrates? Martin--Well-er-they're a lot cheaper than day rates. Miss Hazen-Give me the definition of etiquette. Louis Hall-1t's saying no thank youf' when you want to holler glmmel Fritzf-I have a terrific headache and toothache. Kitty-What are you going to do about it? Fritz-l'm going to have the tooth filled, but l don't know what to do about my head. Kitty-Oh, 1'd have that filled too. 72

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sical why that you Mr. Koehler--Give me the definition of Wind. Lewie-Air in a hurry. Bliss O'Rourke-Was The Rime of the Ancient Marineri' romantic or clas- ? Bob Hall-I think it was. IVIr. Koehler-You'll have to cut out the slang in here. Vernon-What's the matter with those jokes I sent you? Bob S.-Well, some of them I've seen before, the rest I haven't seen yet. Carmon-Say did you ever notice what a lot of muscle a singer has? I wonder that is? Leo-Oh, they get that reaching for the high notes. Fritz fto most any girll-You are the breath of life She-Then suppose you hold your breath. to IHC. Mr. Koehler-Joe, what pitch is this tuning fork? Joe-It sounds like L to me. Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these, be in by ten. Naomi Of all glad words of tongue or pen, The gladdest are these, the Daveys are here again. Miss Bachman-We will now sing Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep. Morris-What page is that Locked in the Stable with the Sheep ? Butch-Did anybody here lose fifty cents? Mart-Yes, I did. Butch-Well, here's a nickle of it. Fritz-Papa, may I go to a party tonight? Mr. Gombert-No! It hasn't been more than a week since you went down to wicked pool-room and the week before you went to see a girl. It seems to me have been running around entirely too much lately. Henrietta in History 15-Dewey took his six ships and Went to Mandalay. 71

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Joe-When will there be twenty-five letters in the alphabet? Dene--When? Joe-When U and I are one. Carmon-They are not going to hang men with wooden legs any more. Duke-Why not? Carmon-They are going to use a rope. Heinie fin Englishj-She kissed hfm once and then pulled the curtain. Bob Hall-Pull the curtain first. Some of the Sophomores are so dumb they think Ma Jongg is the governor of Texas. Miss Bachman-Put more spirit into that song. Now let everyone open his mouth and throw himself into it. Louis H.-Will you hold this fountain pen? Duke-Why? Louis H.-Because it's liable to run. Mr. Koehler-What is steam? Frank Dangler-Steam is water gone crazy with the heat. SEASONS There was a young fellow named Hall, Who fell in the spring in the fallg 'Twould have been a sad thing If he'd died in the spring, But he didn't-he died in the fall. There was a young person called Marty, Who sent out his cards for a partyg So exclusive and few Were the friends that he knew That no one was present but Marty. Someone was heard to remark that Gladys Gibson has such a large mouth that she can whisper in her own ear. Martin Daltorio-l always wear dull leather shoes, for if l did not, I would have to spend at least ten cents every three weeks for a shine. 73