Kent State High School - Statesman Yearbook (Kent, OH)

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sical why that you Mr. Koehler--Give me the definition of Wind. Lewie-Air in a hurry. Bliss O'Rourke-Was The Rime of the Ancient Marineri' romantic or clas- ? Bob Hall-I think it was. IVIr. Koehler-You'll have to cut out the slang in here. Vernon-What's the matter with those jokes I sent you? Bob S.-Well, some of them I've seen before, the rest I haven't seen yet. Carmon-Say did you ever notice what a lot of muscle a singer has? I wonder that is? Leo-Oh, they get that reaching for the high notes. Fritz fto most any girll-You are the breath of life She-Then suppose you hold your breath. to IHC. Mr. Koehler-Joe, what pitch is this tuning fork? Joe-It sounds like L to me. Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these, be in by ten. Naomi Of all glad words of tongue or pen, The gladdest are these, the Daveys are here again. Miss Bachman-We will now sing Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep. Morris-What page is that Locked in the Stable with the Sheep ? Butch-Did anybody here lose fifty cents? Mart-Yes, I did. Butch-Well, here's a nickle of it. Fritz-Papa, may I go to a party tonight? Mr. Gombert-No! It hasn't been more than a week since you went down to wicked pool-room and the week before you went to see a girl. It seems to me have been running around entirely too much lately. Henrietta in History 15-Dewey took his six ships and Went to Mandalay. 71

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Kenny-How come every time your var breaks down you driver's license ?' I Butch-I do that for encouragement. The license says l'm the machine. When all my thinks in vain are thunkg When all my winks in vain are wunkg What saves me from a dreadful flunk? My Pony! Carm and Doris went up the hill, To get a pail of molasses, Carm fell down and broke his crown, And that's why he avoids the 'lasses. Alice-What's your idea of a smart girl? Fritz-One who can make her complexion taste as good as Kitty-l hear Paul likes only brunettes. Roosevelt Visitor--So they say. l'm dying to meet him. take a look at your competent to operate it looks. Naomi-You know, l can speak every language but Greek. jean--That so? 'llranslate this: Comment vous portez-VU Naomi-Hum, thatls Greek to me. Louis W.-How old are you? Blair-l'm twenty-one. Had the seven year's itch three ti us ce matin, m'sieu? es. m Your eyes are shining dearest, Your eyes of azure blue, But darling, l can't fall for you, Your nose is shining too. Slippery ice-very thin, Pretty girl-tumbled in, Saw a boy-on a bank, Gave a shriek-then she sank, Boy on bank-heard her shout, Jumped right in-helped her out, Now he's her's-very nice, But--she had-to break the ice. Alice had a little clam, Served upon a shell, She ate the shell and not the clam, So we have no more to tell. D 70

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A RADIO BUG Here lies the remains of a radio fan, Now mourned by his many relations, He went to a powder-mill smoking his pipe, And was picked up by 21 stations. INSEPARABLICS 1. Barney and Sparky 2. Neva and Gladys 3. Mutt and Jeff 4. Pork and Beans 5. Lillian and Lucille 6. Altrock and Schact 7. Bob Stopher and Puggy 8. Now and Then 9. Butch and Worry 10. Gallagher and Shean 11. Fritz and his Maxwell 12. Corned Beef and Cabbage 13. Harsh and Do you see what I mean ? 14. Leo and sleep 15. Paul Apley and about five books 16. Mr. Boulet and h.s motto, They shall not pass 17. Beechy and her loafing 18, Kent Roosevelt and a losing team 19. Kent State High and good sportsmanship. Lewis H. Qbefore he went to State Highj--Do nuts grow on trees? F ather-They do, my son. Lewis H.-Then what tree does the doughnut grow on? Father-The pantry, my son. .l- Mr. Rumold-VVhat can you tell me about nitrates? Martin--Well-er-they're a lot cheaper than day rates. Miss Hazen-Give me the definition of etiquette. Louis Hall-1t's saying no thank youf' when you want to holler glmmel Fritzf-I have a terrific headache and toothache. Kitty-What are you going to do about it? Fritz-l'm going to have the tooth filled, but l don't know what to do about my head. Kitty-Oh, 1'd have that filled too. 72