Kenston High School - Kenstonian Yearbook (Chagrin Falls, OH)

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CLASS PROPHECY One evening in the year of 1969 my guests and I were watching a television quiz program. During the evening we decided to send our names in to see if one of us would be selected for the program. The following week I received a telephone call from the manager of the station, JIM SUPIK, saying I had been chosen to be a contestant on the show. In a few days I arrived in New York and was ready to appear on the program. Nervously I waited back- stage for the show to begin when I realized the ca- meraman looked very familar. I then recognized him to be PETE PARKER and he told me that the Master ofCeremonies,Comedian DON HALE, would soon arrive. Don was late because he was bailing the stations top bookkeeper, MARJORIE DANFORTH, out of jail. It seems Marjorie had made a typing mistake and had awarded last weeks winner, DAVE STOUT, a million dollars instead of a thousand. Well Don finally arrived and the show began. I was amazed at how easy the questions were and to my surprise I found I had won a trip to Europe. The big day arriveld and as my plane left for Europe I waved goodbye to my friends. Some of my former classmates who had come to see me off were JIM KIZAK, one of the richest men in the world, his secretary CLARICE TATULINSKI, GARY SLA- VIK, a lawyer, DICK STOTLAR, a salesman, and DICK MULGREW, who was now a world famous poet. As the plane left the airport on its way to Europe the stewandesses, JUDY PFOUTS and ALYCE ANDER- SON, pointed out some of the passengers on the plane. They encluded LYNN SMITH, the world champion lady wrestler, DICK TRITT, a. famous bookie who was leaving the country for various reasons, and BILL GREEN, a civil engineer. They also told me the pilot MARK SAITER, and his co-pilot BRUCE ROL- LAND, has just completed 100 hours of flight. A few hours later we arrived in London, England. I just had time enough to attend a concert by the famous concert pianist SHIRLEY HUFF. After the performance I visited with Shirley who told me that JANET ACKLEY was now a bookkeeper and living in London also. On the way back to the hotel I spotted PEGGY BARNARD and GWEN GOFF, both nurses at London Memorial Hospital. During the next few days I visited Scotland Yard where I found EDDY RY- BICKI, the Chief of Police. I also visited Bucking- ham Palace where I talked with JIM SKALA, head of the Palace guards. Jim said that BOBBIE HAGUE also lived in London. She was now the owner of Hague's Reducing Salon. Buckingham Palace was also the home of FRANCES DINES, who was the Queen's top hairdresser. After visiting London I flew to the fabulous town of Paris. I visited POLLY HOWE, who was now a model. She told me the beautiful clothes she was wearing were designed by CAROLYN SILL, one of the top designers in Paris. I also saw MARCIA WANAMAKER and BARBARA BOGDANY, two top models who were modeling in a fashion show. In a Paris cafe I bumped into MARTHA WILDE, who was drawing advertisements for the fiuieral home she and DAVE PFOUTS owned. Martha told me she was expecting a visit from KAREN F RITZ, owner of Fritz's Beauty Salon. The next stop on my trip was Spain. I arrived just in time to see MARY BROWN make her debut as a bullfighter in a brand new arena owned by DENNIS FOX. Sitting next to me at the bullfight was KEN LARUE, a top scientist. Ken told me he had just identified NOLAN Rl-IEA as the Unidentified Flying Object that had been scaring Spain for some time. It seems Nolan had invented a small missile and had experimented at night scaring some people who thought it was a flying saucer. During my visit to Spain I had a chance to see a stock car race. The race was won by JUDY HOFFMAN, the worlds great- est woman stock car driver. Judy and her mechanic, DOROTHY UNGER, had won over 25 racing trophies. My continental tour over I boarded a ship for home. Also headed for the states were CARRYNN BLEYL, a riding instructor, GEOFF I-IUTCHINGS, an accountant, and his secretary LINDA CLINE, BAR- BARA GROCHOCKI, who was going home to Ken- tucky where she owned a mink farm, CAROL ELCO, a stenographer, and STEVE FERENCIE, who was on vacation from his job as Santa Claus at I-Iighbes. Steve told me that he was also going to visit BOB JANOSKO, who just loved his job as house mother at a girls' sorority house at Ohio University. On my way home I stopped at Annapolis. There I found BOB HAMILTON, a Latin professor, BRUCE LINDOW, an English professor, and DAISY RIT- CHIE, an Algebra professor. They told me that JUDY FRISCHKORN was band director and BAR- BARA NAU and LOUISE DAYTON had been trum- pet players in the band. They also said their next football game was with West Point where GAYLE GASTEMIRE had been head majorette and JIM COSTELLO was now the head coach. With my travels over I arrived home after my fabulous trip abroad. To my surprise I realized I had visited the entire class of '59. My, it certainly is a small world, isn't it? 23

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CLASS WILL We, the members of the Class of Nineteen Hun- dred and Fifty-nine of Kenston High School, do hereby declare this document to be our first, last, and only will and testament as follows: To the class of '60, we will our amazing ability to ALWAYS give successful dances, and our un- precedented talent for earning money! Janet Ackley, will my ability to type stencils to anyone in Miss Hurd's future typing classes. Alyce Anderson, will my position at the beginning of the alphabet to anyone who likes to sit in the front of the room. Peggy Barnard, will the ability to brown nose any teacher to any student who needs a passing grade. Carrynn Bleyl, will my ability to not get detentions to my brother Greg. Barbara Bogdany, will one slightly used stick of gum to Mr. Hall. 4 Mary Brown, will my Shorthand II and Office Prac- tice to any underclassman that is crazy enough to take it. Linda Cline, will my ability to be a failure to Ginny Szoka. Jim Costello, will my ability to leave the school grounds for lunch and not get caught, to any poor sucker that has to sit in the cafeteria. Marjorie Danforth, will Pat Barnard the position of head drummer. Louise Dayton, will my first name to my sister Mary Lou Dayton, hoping it will help the teachers out. Frances Dines, will my hair to Pat Rybicki. Carol Elco, will the eighth grade to Miss Hurd. Steve Ferencie, will my singing ability in Chorus to anyone not as talented. Dennis Fox, want to keep what I have. Judy Frischkorn, will to Marilee Hartker the ability to smoke cigars without choking. Karen Fritz, will to my sister, Elaine, my straight A+ average. Diane Gafford, will my big feet to the navy frog- men, in hopes that they will be of better use to them. Gayle Gastemire, will my majorette tossles to Kathy Miner. Gwen Goff, my height to Sandra Dombeck. Bill Green, will my job as sports correspondent to Pete Freas, whose brother willed it to me last year. Barbara Grochocki, will my front seat in Govern- ment class to Grace Paterek. Barbara Hague, will my ability to open my mouth at the wrong time to my buddy Kathy Miner. Don Hale, will my ability to drive to Bonnie Ansley. Bob Hamilton, will my metal treasury box to any freshman who wants to be treasurer for four years. Roy Harris, will all of my school books to my brother Ray in hopes that he enjoys them as much as I did. Judy Hoffman, will my place in the marching band to Leonard Parker. 22 Polly Howe, will my ability to make good fudge to Ted Ferencie. Shirley Huff, will my position in the band to my brother Larry. Geoffrey Hutchings, will my old desert boots to Tom Nowak.' Bob Janosko, will my ability to be the last one out of the locker room during any sport, to Dave DeMuch. Jim Kizak, will all my book covers to Mr. Batchlor Ken LaRue, will my position as manager to the varsity basketball team, to Pete Freas. Bruce Lindow, will my beautiful black chevy to anyone with a worthy need for it. Barbara Nau, will the ability for my brother Don, to do better in Health thanl have done. Pete Parker, will my ability to shoot at the wrong basket to Dave DeMuch. Dave Pfouts, will to Ron Miner a few of my C's to break up the monotony of his straight A's. Judy Pfouts, will my position in the band to my cousin, Nancy Pfouts. Nolan Rhea, will one small amiable, Spanish teacher to the future language classes. Daisy Ritchie, will my homeroom teacher to the next eighth graders. Bruce Rolland, will my ability to totally wreck any car to Ron Priscilla. Ed Rybicki, will my guard position on the football team to any other halfback who wants it. Mark Saiter, will my ability to be hall guard more than one period to anyone who doesn't like study halls. Carolyn Sill, will my apple a day to Ann Hague so that she may have rosy fat cheeks like me. Jim Skala, will my skill of pushing cars to Grant Clifford. Gary Slavik, will my ability to change Buick tires to Mike Ansley. Lynn Smith, will my ability to do push-ups to the Kenston football team of 1959 in hopes that it will help them to have as fine a record as this year's team. Dick Stotlar, will my beard to Tom Nowak. Dave Stout, will my dubious ability of obtaining daily detentions to any person who deserves its privileges. Jim Supik, will my date book to Carol Bradley. Clarice Tatulinski, will my front seat, next to the window in English class to my brother Paul. Dick Tritt, will my cheering ability to Faye Bartholomew. Dorothy Unger, will to my brother Eric, the ability to talk in Mr. Barchlor's study hall without the usual consequences. Marcia Wanamaker, will my position at the end of the alphabet to anyone who likes to sit in the back of the room. Martha Wilde, will my ability to tell little white lies to anyone who can't seem to get home on time.

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