Kennedy High School - Profiles Yearbook (Bloomington, MN)

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Few things are as A lot of weird stuff went on at JFK. You knew that. In fact, you took bizarre occurances and strange happenings in stride. But when you tried to comprehend all the less than normal events in a single moment, it boggled your mind. Daring as ... A freshman asking out the Homecoming Queen. Yes. a lot of weird things happened in our school. Of all the unusual things that happened, though, the truly amazing were once in a lifetime events. The destruction of the gym. and the day Kennedy was one of the few schools open in a statewide January blizzard were proof of this. Then there were the things that took you by surprise. Things like the invasion of the ninth graders, the everlasting migration of the chicken nuggets, and the race for parking permits. These things were what you would remember about Kennedy ... and its weirdnes: Shocking as ... The Homecoming Queen going out with a freshman togging th qu««n, freshman Shawn Williams finds that Queen Debbie Bauer and friends Tiffany Wilton and Shannon Eha are less than serious about his proposal tor a Friday night date. tojoicing hi triumph. Shawn prepares for the date of his life with Debbie whose friends are a bit surprised at her choice escort Especially srnce he ss drives a $pr? 24 Few things

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? Why do teachers assign homework on the same day? Mr. House Mr. Bergstrom. Mr. Suiack. Mr. Beck, and Mr. Specht fiendishly mark the calendar for the days they writ coincidentally assign homework. Why is the lunchroom so cold? Todd Stocks leads a group of • shivering students in the daily pilgrimage thorough the school icebox — sometimes referred to .is the lunchroom. « Why is the tallest kid in up m awe at the gigantic site of r 00 a freshman? Pam Percy Struthers. freshman Cavanaugh and Kari Doc ter stare extraordinaire Why are there no doors on the boys' bathroom stalls' No one knows for sure, but it is thought that the male population at jrK would rip down any stall door , ust for the fun of it Why? 23

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Disgusting as ... A day old chimichanga Dodging chimichanga death. junior Tim Anderson uses his acid-proof tray to shield himsetf from the molten tomato paste and Peel about to erupt from the decaying Mexican food Holding their mugehota, Steve Ambroe and Kan Docter despair at the poor quality of the r school pictures. While most students at JFK also took stmilary shocking pictures, this fact does not comfort them one bit Boring as ... Unusual as ... A teacher stopping you in the hall to make conversation getting good school pictures A thousand adventures Talking ‘111 nightime. Mr. into a lengthy and thorough ■ :■ bach's friendly little chat lecture on the virtues of a • untor Sara Johnson turns passbaU and chin ups Few things 2S !