Kennedy High School - Profiles Yearbook (Bloomington, MN)

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Jonny: Good. Bui Greg, don't bring that girl you were with last weekend. Greg: Yes. she was not very smart, but please. Jenny, don't bother me about her. Greg: Keep this quiet. I don't want any community servants to find out about this get together. Jenny: Yes Greg, our parents would not appreciate that. deacon’s cool, you schmuck kegger (ke' gar), n. a weekend gel together where an individual purchases a $2 plastic glass and receives an unaccountable amount of something better than a V-8. (see brew) LAGNAF (lag' nuff) an acronym describing indulgence in physical activity, best understood by hosebags. but defined in polite company as Let's All Go North And Fish. lips (Ups), v. 1. a word to describe what is given on the first date. 2. to sass off, as in Don't give me no lip.” lose it (looz It). V. reverse peristalic action, when cookies are lost. — Syn. blow chow, roop, ralph, bottle flu. mellow (mel' o). adj. what the rents aren't when they return early from a weekend trip and find the house full of brew, roop, and space cadets. preppie (pre' pe). adj. someone who takes pride wearing a pink IZOD shirt and deck shoes in public, esp. to The Club. rag (rag), v. to bother by nagging, as in ragging on, as in Don’t rag on me. rents (rents), n. the absence of whom on a weekend results in a kegger. g schmuck (shmuk). n. replacement for nerd, an individual who does not fit into the high school atmosphere because of inherent sociological inferiority. space cadet (spas' ke' dot), n. a usually blonde female who makes it a habit of conversing regularly with vegetables. — Syn. dizz brain, air head, floater. stud (stud), n. a male who has achieved the utmost in coolness. — Ant. schmuck. wasted (wa' stad). adj. 1. to be completely oblivious of one’s surroundings due to drugs. 2. what everyone west of the freeway thinks everyone east of the freeway is. — Syn. ripped, tanked, blitzed, loaded, bombed, sloshed, hammered, gone, plowed. Slanguage 29

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Greg: Hi Jenny! How ore you? Jenny: I'm fine Grog What are your doing? W -The rent aren't r around to rag so I'm having a kegger EKcetlant! I've got soma deect tunas I can bring.- Greg: My parents aren't home this weekend to bother me. so I am having a beer party. Jenny: That sounds tun! I can bring some of my tapes Greg: Fine! We'll have fun I have a stereo and cassette player so wo can play them very loudly. If you think you can pablo, language. It is awesome at Kennedy. Jenny Reuder and Greg Stevens play-act two very cool high school students. Non deac! brew (broo), n. 1. what a teenager has often just ingested before saying. Gee, that sure was better than a V-8! 2. a dulling beverage made from barley and hop. — Syn. barley, brewski, alcoholic beverage. brown nose (broun’ noz)), n. an otherwise failing student who finds other ways of getting an A. — Syn. fudge packer, fudgie. cool (cool), adj. a word whose meaning has remained the same for the past 20 years, used selectively by middle-aged teachers. crank (krXrtgk), v. 1. what one does to a ghetto blaster to get a rush of tunes. 2. what a stud does to an insubordinate schmuck. deacon (de‘ kan). v. an outdated word meaning kidding, seldom used by anyone over the age of 12. — Syn. joshing, joking. excellent (ek' se lant), adj. used to describe a well-equipped hosebag. Look at that hosebag! I’d like to pablo with her. — Syn. awesome, kick, deece, choice. fish (fish) a suffix applied to anyone’s name, in Batefish. Willfish. and Kookfish. fluff (fluf). v. 1. to break wind. 2. small explosion between the legs resulting in very severe local air pollution. ghetto blaster (get' o bias' tar), n. a music box that turns normal ears and brains into pulsating piles of musicated mush. hose bag (hoz bag), n. 1. a girl you would not want to bring home to meet your parents. 2. a woman with loose morals. — Syn. wench. u jock (jok), n. 1. article of male clothing worn over shorts called Jockey Shorts. 2. individual who. even after eight years, still keeps in touch with his BAA football, hockey, basketball, and baseball coaches. 3. male equivalent of well-equipped space cadet. — Ant. fry. 28 Slanguage

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Fighting Eagles, lead us on with colors blue and gold! ...AND ON THE 8a DA GOD CREATEI THE Eagles the pride of chool spirit. To think that two simple words could hold so much meaning. School spirit. To think that two words could unite one school. School spirit. It was shown in so many different forms, shapes, and even sizes. It was there when you looked into the crowd and saw the uniform colors of blue and gold on Kennedy letter jackets. It was there with the sales of flowers, buttons, poly shakers, dance tickets, and candy bars. But school spirit was in its grandest form when you heard the excited cheers and yells from the fans following their team to a victory. Therefore, it was the fans that gave school spirit its life. Without fans, there wouldn’t have been spirit at all. There wouldn’t have been a need for Homecoming, cheerleaders, mascots, a band, or even the traditional pep rallies. There would only have been ... school. Above: Kennedy students could expect to spend more than $ tOO for 1981 class rings. Blue! Gold! Fight! Win! Kennedy Eagles, No. 1! Above: Sporting a medal-laden letter Above: Wdh polyshakers n hand and jacket. Dave Wik und shows his spirit an Bogie megaphone nearby. Jamie by being an athlete. Hogan hopes her team wins. Golden Eagles, show them your might. We will never give up the fight 30 School Spirit