Kennedy High School - Profiles Yearbook (Bloomington, MN)

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The 2:05 affair The 2:05 effort Below: It begins at 2:05 — if 3t all possible — and it ends much much later — if at all possible. II it hadn't been lor little interruptions like school, work, hockey practice, soccer practice, and parents. Leslie Beck and Mark Throndsen might have made their 2:05 Affair a 24-Hour Affair. Right: He was more than fust another all-round guy. Tim Clifford was an AM-State soccerman He did it all. When 2:05 came, he turned into an all-over athlete. controN nq the ball m the final minute o? the State Soccer Tourney to break a tie and win the championship. That's all. The 2:05 splurge Below: Cheryl Tiegs. Brooke Shields. Carol PUgram. Jodi Larson Being fashion plates takes timo. Ask any one of these girls So when 2:05 rolls around. Carol and Jodi lug their bulging purses from store to store, looking for that perfect outfit. Hi, Cheryl. Hi Brooke. Oh — it's Carol and Jodi. The 2:05 dilemma Above: Who are Luke and Laura? And what's an Ice Princess? Ask Shirley Haggerty and Debbie Michel these questions and they'd think you should be in a General Hospital yourself — and for treatment. These General Hospital” junkies just wrshed school would have ended five minutes earlier. Life at 2:05 27

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ix a.m.? Never. Well. 6:30 then. Not even close. Ask most any student and he'd tell you: the day really began at 2:05. That’s because when the final bell of the school day rang at 2:05, students then had the freedom to do whatever they wanted. Of course, there was always homework to consider, but chances were that wasn’t the first thing to come to mind, not when there were so many other tempting options out there in the real world. So each day the exodus began, as students poured out of classrooms and then asked: Huh. What do you think we should do? Final bell saves the day; students thrive after 2:05 Below: It's 2:05 and Jell ZeHmer. Evan Church. Mark Throndsen. Leslie Beck. Tim Clifford. Jodi Larson and Shirley Haggerty are The 2:05 pigout Above: Sure, he ate lunch today. Missing a meal just isn't the game plan. Even so. by 2:05 Jell ZeHmer was in trouble. His stomach was noisily reminding him that It not in his body just to take up space So it was that by the time ho got to his bus for home, the word food kept flashing through his mind. Finally, by the time he reached home, he was desperate Raiding the cupboards the 'fridge, he settles down to a 2:05 least, secure in the knowledge that a lull tummy is a happy tummy. The 2:05 crash Right: All work — and all play — have made Evan Church a tired little boy. It's not easy being the He of the class for six long hours. It takes intense concentration. His is not a wasted He. however, for all Ns efforts in school tired him out sulficienity so as to lull him into a better world, a 2:05 dreamland 26 Life at 2:05

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Greg: Hi Jenny! How ore you? Jenny: I'm fine Grog What are your doing? W -The rent aren't r around to rag so I'm having a kegger EKcetlant! I've got soma deect tunas I can bring.- Greg: My parents aren't home this weekend to bother me. so I am having a beer party. Jenny: That sounds tun! I can bring some of my tapes Greg: Fine! We'll have fun I have a stereo and cassette player so wo can play them very loudly. If you think you can pablo, language. It is awesome at Kennedy. Jenny Reuder and Greg Stevens play-act two very cool high school students. Non deac! brew (broo), n. 1. what a teenager has often just ingested before saying. Gee, that sure was better than a V-8! 2. a dulling beverage made from barley and hop. — Syn. barley, brewski, alcoholic beverage. brown nose (broun’ noz)), n. an otherwise failing student who finds other ways of getting an A. — Syn. fudge packer, fudgie. cool (cool), adj. a word whose meaning has remained the same for the past 20 years, used selectively by middle-aged teachers. crank (krXrtgk), v. 1. what one does to a ghetto blaster to get a rush of tunes. 2. what a stud does to an insubordinate schmuck. deacon (de‘ kan). v. an outdated word meaning kidding, seldom used by anyone over the age of 12. — Syn. joshing, joking. excellent (ek' se lant), adj. used to describe a well-equipped hosebag. Look at that hosebag! I’d like to pablo with her. — Syn. awesome, kick, deece, choice. fish (fish) a suffix applied to anyone’s name, in Batefish. Willfish. and Kookfish. fluff (fluf). v. 1. to break wind. 2. small explosion between the legs resulting in very severe local air pollution. ghetto blaster (get' o bias' tar), n. a music box that turns normal ears and brains into pulsating piles of musicated mush. hose bag (hoz bag), n. 1. a girl you would not want to bring home to meet your parents. 2. a woman with loose morals. — Syn. wench. u jock (jok), n. 1. article of male clothing worn over shorts called Jockey Shorts. 2. individual who. even after eight years, still keeps in touch with his BAA football, hockey, basketball, and baseball coaches. 3. male equivalent of well-equipped space cadet. — Ant. fry. 28 Slanguage