Kennedy High School - Profiles Yearbook (Bloomington, MN)

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The Junior genus: Ultimatus Booris. Generally identifiable by the excess yarn trailing from class rings exchanged in another two-day romance. Markings include dippity-doed hair and overly made-up make-up. But then, isn't that what senior boys go for? Nicknames for this animal: ingenue, debutant, fickle, ad nauseum. The Teacher genus: Coffee Breathi$ Eternalus. Easily recogniiablo by the grade book strung around her neci Wanders out of the office once every two or three leys, only to find herself scheduled for lay care (resource) center duty. Mnames for this animal: hey you. jrrogate mother, push-over. The Activist genus: Student Liberators Obsessivis. Having brainwashed others into believing bis total competence in all matters of importance, the activist seeks to save the ignorant masses from an impending doom. The question is whet? Nicknames for this animal: savior, rabble-rouser. agitator, pinko freak.

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The Intellectual genus: Studontus Incredulous. A native of fho library, he gathers dust along with the other reference books. Physical 'characteristics includo bags under eyes, a heavy head. Shunned by teachers, students alike, because of compulsion to check everyone's premises. Otherwise known os: genius, over-achiever, curvewreckor. The Cheerleader genus: Hippus Hurrahus. Likes to yell at empty bleachers. Usually poverty stricken; forced to wear uniform five days a week. Popular with dry doonors. Hard to detect amid flutter of pom pons, except by The Jock, with whom her relationship is purely physical. Otherwise known as: Jockette. Ruby Rah Rah. Mouth. The Senior genus: Do Notus Hasslus. Is there anything better? Convinced he’s perfect, the senior nevertheless strives to remain modest at all times. The shy way ho proclaims his excellence endoars him to all. since argue-ment provokes insecurity and hostility. Nicknames for this animal: ogomanioc. neat, superior, idol, ad rovoltum.