Kennedy High School - Profiles Yearbook (Bloomington, MN)

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The Junior genus: Ultimatus Booris. Generally identifiable by the excess yarn trailing from class rings exchanged in another two-day romance. Markings include dippity-doed hair and overly made-up make-up. But then, isn't that what senior boys go for? Nicknames for this animal: ingenue, debutant, fickle, ad nauseum. The Teacher genus: Coffee Breathi$ Eternalus. Easily recogniiablo by the grade book strung around her neci Wanders out of the office once every two or three leys, only to find herself scheduled for lay care (resource) center duty. Mnames for this animal: hey you. jrrogate mother, push-over. The Activist genus: Student Liberators Obsessivis. Having brainwashed others into believing bis total competence in all matters of importance, the activist seeks to save the ignorant masses from an impending doom. The question is whet? Nicknames for this animal: savior, rabble-rouser. agitator, pinko freak.

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Who's Who at the Zoo The Sophomore genus: Squirrelus Supremus. Usually found in Of near hit locker, the only place he can remember. Unable to e»itt alone, the sophomore eats, talks, and roams the halls in packs. Flashing new vices right and left, the sophomore ossumes he's big stuff. But just about anyone is bigger. Nicknames for this animal: fish. cute, sad ad infinitum. The Joiner genus: Eitraliut CurricuUris. Charter member of every club ot least a week before it's organized. A staunch supporter of the after school program (since she IS it.) Hangs around school looking for club meetings — lives on the activity bus. Nicknames thj| an|md|; planner. org0n;x r (joar sucker. The Freak genus: Antut Jockut. Unburdened mindi make rh s species light headed. Natural habitat: first floor can. Capsule description: big hairy deal. Pride and joy of Good Will Industries. Common characteristics: hair, old clothes hair, fringe hair, boots, hair. Nicknames: hairy, hippie weirdo.

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