Kennedy High School - Maze Yearbook (Bellmore, NY)

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DATELINE '81 THIS ISSUE The soggy saga of love - meet two young people whose great expectations can only be made realis- tic in an expensive accident You were there well, maybe you weren't, so we've reported on most of this year's important events and illustrated them with JFK's involve- ment in them. Are You cz Kennedy Student? Dont generalize they told us, you'll exclude a lot of this year's class members. We did generalize, but decide for yourself whether we left anyone out. T. V. Movie review - Shoregun: the story of an oriental foreign exchange student who lands on the Island of Long, where girls travel around in red Camaros seeking to Destroy their rivals through envy and jealousy. Enginsin loses his real values and cannot return home because his flight has been canceled. MW, ff 1 BUTCH HAMMER, Editor-in-Chief Letters to the Editors Dear Editor: I am guilty and therefore I must admit to my sins: Sometimes I make them cough twice. - The School Doctor Dear Editor: I have destroyed more student lives than anyone in the course of world history. I will go on killing students and making lives miserable for people. Nothing can stop me now. I am indestructible. - The AH LUNCH Dear Editor: We are suing the entire Senior Class for plagarism. We will not stand for it any more, so you are all to appear in court on September 4, 1981. - THE ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITAN- NICA Dear Editor: Thanks and good luck to this year's graduating class. Without you and other schools like yours, our business would not be worth doodly-squat. We are grateful and indebted forever. . . - THE CLIFF AND MONARCH COM- PANY Dear Editor: I am lonely and depressed, for I have been isolated for years on end. I wish peo- ple would check on me once in a while, but it seems as though my friends have lost hope now that my life is empty and worth- less. - The Senior Class treasury box Dear Editor: Why does High School seem so much like . . . a lamp, a table, a chair . . . a lamp, a table, a chair . . . - Barney Rubble

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Heg, who s that gug an the simulator CllQr..3.14gv ' ' x ' r N gg During the 60's we built a repu- tation for a car that just seemed good. You felt the performance, but it really wasn't there, and you didn't have to pay for it. That was in the '60's. This year we're introducing the two seater simulator G.T. We've kept the famous classic simulator body, but reduced the weight by losing door panels, wheels, win- dows, and engine, and adding a lightweight racing steering wheel and a five speed transmission. Even the inexperienced admirer can see the difference in the new streamlined fiberglass shell and the lowering of the suspension. Come by your nearest simulator dealer and check one out. And if you still doubt our word, ask to drive one. Just turn the key, turn on the movie, and start simulatini 131