Kennedy Collegiate Institute - Kencoll Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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Pane 24 THE KEN COLL 1954 CLASS NEWS WE ' VE BEEN TOLD THAT Mae Allan must learn that silence is a virtue in the library, Pat Bolton is trying to make pizza pies for Dino, Ron Dearing gives Krause his monthly toni, Dolores Goodish gave Mr. Thompson a correct answer, Chris McCaffery has finally seen A1 score George Hinch plans to retire from the football bench, Tony Kaufman doesn’t blush any more, John Kerr was out at 2 ' 3 in the high jump, Jean Long is the best swimmer in the class, Vera Lysey wouldn’t even sell herself a ticket, John McKay is a teacher at Arthur Murray’s, Rod Macgregor now plays the piano with both hands, Dennis Maguire was beaten in Chess by a Grade Niner, Ron Maniacco is playing for the “House of David” Pat McKenzie is still looking for a “tall man,” Mary Osborne likes a pianist in a certain band, Jim Pitman is on a weight increasing diet, Richard Rowe couldn’t solve a Trig problem, Betty Shuttleworth hopes to grow to be 6 ' 4 , Otto Soltes was seen in blue jeans the other day, Jim Clifford couldn’t tell which one he was, Jack Clifford didn’t know either, Anita Forsander has never used a dictionary, Gerald Fulford is singing his way to Carnegie Hall, Gail Girard likes hockey, not hockey players? Georgina Glajch is always at school ten minutes early, Bill Gregg is still fishing for the Tropical Fish Club, Dick Hames has found shoes “small” enough to fit Carol Martin is getting an Italian haircut, Eleanor Poulsen prefers a Nash, Arvo Pouti is now a Drummer, Marg Walker is still allergic to Chemistry, Marnie French still likes the large economy size, Harold Glaser is still trying to outscore Brown, Gary Douglas is planning to go Steady, Elaine Cole thinks its about time—? Marilyn Wilson played a game and didn’t twist her ankle, Carol Anderson has moved back into civilization, —ELAINE GARY 12A Thoughts While Not Thinking Does Doug Leiper use Hazel Bishop complexion glow? Does Jean Sudermann wear false eye-lashes? Is Stan Young’s beard real? Does Len Bink really fly through the air with the greatest of ease? How does Juanita Slack manage to eat so much? Does Mary Nelson really like “Dave”? Why is it Paul Pennington never gets his Latin homework done? Did Bill Sawchuk really get hurt playing “football” this year? Why does Ginny Bzdziuch spend so much time at Mario’s after 4? Does Larry pay a dime to phone Marilyn Leschied every night? Was it scarlet fever or spring fever that Marguerite Kerr had? —MARILYN LESCHIED 12B Our school year opened with elections. Pat Saf- rance was elected president, Bob Nykor vice-presi¬ dent, and Anne Deneiko treasurer. No time was wasted, and a party was planned. This was followed up by many others, at which all had loads of fun. Our class is well represented in all school activities. There have been a few unanswered questions in 12B, such as: Has Sandra Brunt figured what makes lime water turn green? What noted lady teacher fell head first into a snowbank at a certain skating party? What girl always meets Mr. Ryan at 9:01 A.M.? Why does Bob Nykor always get excuse slips in French? Did “Lulu” really mean it when he said “Here I come Baby”? What 12B student refused to play “Cupid” in our play? In closing, our class would sincerely like to thank Mr. Bishop for taking such an interest in our class and for being such a wonderful home room teacher. —COMBINED EFFORTS 12C Our class of 12C is the best to be had, We are not so good, but not so bad. We do our homework, but not at home, For someone’s books we always loan. Geometry we do exceptionally well, That’s why all our Geometry tests fell. But compass work is just our line, For angles and lines we do just fine. English is the period of the day, When sleep comes easy on a bed of hay (?) Henry does this, and Henry does that, What is this about an old, dead cat? But every day we appear at school, For we think Kennedy is “real cool.” We like school, school likes us, And we of 12C, make no fuss. —JANET LONG 1ID Mr. Wass, our home teacher, is master of a very select group of boys and girls. We have girls with style, hair of gold, and dreamy eyes. And such boys! Dashing, sporty, dandie’s, but all the very best — we think! If you don’t know them, you should. A 11D SCRIBE

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THE KEN COLL 1954 Page 25 these security precautions emphasized Monsieur Poireau’s importance. But Serge took no notice of minor details. His eyes were trained in self-satisfaction on the little fat man now ritually involved in bolting his library door. The greasy one turned, showed an excellent set of false teeth in an evident attempt at a grin, and wheezed: “Again, greetings, Comrade Tchaizousky.” “Congratulations on a hard assignment, well executed. It seems you had no difficulty?” “The credit is all Alberts,” said Serge modestly. “But for him I should be now in some other stupid hole.” The fat man waddled to the cocktail cabinet and produced a bottle and two glasses. “Then let us drink to your success . . . and Monsieur Alberts!” The two members of the United Nations Security Intelligence raised the crystal to their lips. “. . . And to the success of the Party,” added the green-eyed Russian. —ROD MacGREGOR, 13A FIRST PRIZE THE LAST RESORT The good-natured doctor bustled into the sick room and, immediately, crossed to the sick bed. He frowned as he took a quick glance at his small patient, but turned and gave a reassuring smile to the worried mother. As is the usual custom, the first thing he did was to take the patient’s pulse and temperature. The physician noted with alarm that the child had an exceedingly high fever. With a little coaxing, the reluctant child finally swallowed two white pills which the doctor produced. Confident that the tiny white capsules would solve the problem, the doctor left, promising to return in a few hours. However, when he retuned, not much later, he found his patient still raging with fever. At first, he was undecided as to what to prescribe now. After a few moments of thought, he took from his bag a small bottle filled with a clear liquid. The child, who was now too miserable to care, took the medicine without resistance; but this too had no effect on the patient’s condition. The doctor’s face became a study of pensive thought. He came to the conclusion that the only thing left to do was to operate, and he informed the worried parent of his decision. “Well then,” replied the little mother picking up her doll by its arm, “I s’pose we better go and oper¬ ate on the kitchen table, cuz there is more room there.” “Yeah, I guess that’d be best,” agreed the grimy, freckle-faced physician, as he popped a peppermint pill into his mouth and shoved the bottle of water into the pocket of his jeans. —JEAN LONG, 13A THIRD PRIZE HUMOUR Grade Niner: Which is the most important, the sun or the moon? Wiser Grade 13: The moon, because it shines at night when we need the light. Mr. Fox: What is the formula for water? Bill Sawchuck: HIJKLMNO. Mr. Fox: Where did you learn that? Bill: You told me yesterday it was H .O. Teacher: “Give me a sentence with an object.” Student: “My teacher is very beautiful.” Teacher: “What’s your object?” Student “Higher marks.” Mr. Deagle: “Explain the law of Universal Gravitation.” Gary Douglas: “Certainly sir, what part don’t you understand?” Guard: “Halt! Who goes there?” First Former: “Aw, you wouldn’t know me, I just got here yesterday.” Mr. Bishop: “You opened your mouth and words of wisdom came out.” John McKay: “Yea, how come, Ron?” Ron Maniacco: “My old man hit me with a logarithm last night and told me to study.” Mr. Mahon: “Have you ever noticed how fast the students leave school on Friday at 3:45 p.m.?” Mr. Donahue: “They have to, or they will get trampled to death by the teachers.” Bob Krause: “Does you girl friend know much about cars?” John Kerr: “Heck no! She asked me if I cooled the engine by stripping the gears.” Angry Father: “Say, it’s three o’clock. Do you think you can stay here all night?” Daughter’s Beau: “I’ll have to telephone home first.” Mr. Knapp in gay Paris: Garcon, je desire consome royal et imprece of pang et-” Waiter: “I’m sorry sir. I don’t speak French.” Mr. Knapp: “Well, for heaven’s sake, send someone who does.” Mrs. May: “Bob Farrow, what is your definition of a motorist?” Bob: “A motorist is a person who after seeing an accident drives carefully for several blocks.” Miss Paterson: What was the Age of Pericles?” Fourth Former: “I’m not sure, but I think he was forty.”

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THE KEN COLL 195 4 Page 25 CLASS 13A Third Row: B. Sicfker, D. Applcyard, B. Gregg, J. Kaufman, J. Clifford, J. Kerr, J. McKay, G. Hinch. Second Row: G. Fulford, D. Hamcs, R. MacGregor, A. Forsander, J. Cretney, S. Sedlar, D. McQuire, G. Glajch, R. Maniacco, A. Poutl, R. Spencer, M. Brown. First Row: M. Walker, C. Martin, W. Ollis, E. Poulsen, Mr. J. Donaghue, E. Cole, G. Girnrd, M. Bowyer, V. Lysey. CLASS 13B Fourth Row: G. Douglas, A. Lachowitz, B. Keech. E. Fletcher, C. McCaffery, B. Teppcrman, P. Lowery, D. Rowe, T. Knuckle, R. Dearing, O. Soltes. Third Row: J. McCready, J. McCrea, J. Foote, J. Hunter, D. Stecher, B. Dring. Second Row: M. Adamus, H. Turner, B. Bishop, M. Peterson, H. Glaser, B. Shuttleworth. P. Blair. K. MacDonald, S. Heard, K. Dawson, D. Allan, B. Krause. First Row: M. Osborne, H. Krukowski, D. Goodish, M. Wilson, Mr. E. W. Fox, P. McKenzie, M. French, C. Anderson, A. Beckett. CLASS 12A Third Row: D. Thornton, N. Douglas, N. Douglas, S. Young, T. Davison, T. Wilson, B. Sawchuck, C. Cohen, P. Pennington, L. Whipple, G. Claus. Second Row: D. Hutchinson, J. Swalwcll, K. Wilcox, J. Munro, B. Tuzin, B. Yuffy, J. Clardson, A. Pearce, M. Kerr, P. Adlington, R. Malkin, D. Lelper, J. Maddocks. L. Blnk. First Row: J. Sudermann. M. Leschled, M. Glynn, S. Lyons, Mr. F. Knapp, J. Slack, G. Bzdzuick, M. Nelson, J. Thornton. CLASS 12B Third Row: T. Parkinson, B. Thompson, I. Zcleney, D. Maven, J. Partington, G. Freed. B. Nykor, G. Tuck, G. Levine. Second Row: D. Madlll, H. Walter, L. Zclllg, A. Merriam. D. McKerrow, P. Safrance, B. Laughland, J. Mitchell, H. Cohen, D. Doan, D. Merrlman, B. Massey, J. McWllliam, L. Zeleney, S. Stolar chuk, M. Edwards, D. Camp¬ bell, M. Pritchard. First Row: M. Switzer. M. Weber, M. Rapawy, P. Stagg, Mr. A. W. Bishop, A. Deneiko, D. Czapla, M. Turcon, S. Brunt. i.