Kennedy Collegiate Institute - Kencoll Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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28 THE KEN COLL, 1944 11 nun i ii mu.. 11 mu 111 ii 11 ii in 11111 mi 11i nun 11 in 11111 mu 11 mi m mi 111 n mi 1111 mi 111 mm 11 mu 11 m i linn mil int 11 nun 11 mm 111 nu 11 mm i mu i mm i h i ttn i i iiimi i mmi ii mi m 11 in i u Hum 111 H UMOUR j Editor ' s Note— U you can ' t laugh at these jokes for their humour at least respect them for their age Harold Grice: Did you know that a baby was fed cm elephant ' s milk for two weeks and gained twenty pounds? Don Graham: What! Who ' s baby? Harold Grice: The elephant ' s. Everyone is crazy over me, said the inmate on the first floor of the insane asylum. • ’ Draft Qualifications: If you’re warm you go One doctor looks in one ear and another Looks in your other ear and unless they can see each other you ' re drafted —Open In the name of the law! —What law? —Don’t confuse me. I T m a new man % A Short Short Story He choked her: she was dead—there could be no doubt about that. He had listened to her dying gasp. Now she was cold—cold as the hand of death. Yet in his anger he was not convinced. Furiously he kicked her To his amazement she gasped, sputtered and began to hum softly. Just a little patience is all it takes John 1 remarked his wife from the back seat. h looks Like rain Yell! ' And it ' s supposed to be coffee 1 ' ed Haek: What kinJ of car docs KneveU drivc? Hen Thibodeau: i think it ' s a Regulator. Ted Rack: What kind of a car is that? Ben Thibodeau: One that the others go by. Air, Knapp: And what is coup de grace’ ' ? M. Picard (hopefully): l guess that would be a lawn- mower. Mr. Ryan: And why were you late this morning? Betty Mailloux: Two hoys were following me and they were walking terribly slow. It is a wonder that Mr. Riggs when applying for his gasoline ration book didn ' t classify his car as a Bren gun carrier. Mr. Knapp likes this one so well that he told it to 13A five times: Bride: Rock me baby Groom: Okay give me some rocks. % Mr. Davis (finishing song): And for Bonnie Annie Laurie, Pd lay me Ddpn and Dec. Jerry Merctsky: Is Miss Laurie in the audience? Mr. Fox shocked a 4th form Chemistry class by saying The human body is made up of 60% oxygen You ' d wonder how a person could go around with so much gas in them! The golf beginner swung three times at the ball on the first tee and missed, t htdiscouraged he looked at the crowd on the clubhouse porch and observed Tough courser 1 KENNEDY IN SWING It Must Be Jelly Bob Dvwhirst l Couldn ' t Sleep A Wink Last Night .... Betty Mailloux Alice, Where Art Thou Going.Jacqueline Me Angus Taboo . .. . . F W Knapp luuhraeeahle You Leonard Mrndelsou Speak Low Ron Johnson Surrey With A Fringe On Top .Boh Gowdy Small Guy “Here COMPLIMENTS OF IMPERIAL SHOES 421 Ouellette Avenue Shoes For the Entire Family “■ ™ m m m ™ m m ■ COMPLIMENTS OF WHITE RESTAURANT 33 PITT STREET EAST Eyes Examined Glasses Fitted FRED STRUCKETT OPTOMETRIST — OPTICIAN 320 Ouellette Avenue Phone 3-6763 COMPLIMENTS OF Greenway’s Clothes Shop • 176 Ouellette Avenue WINDSOR, ONT. Opposite Post Office

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THE KEN COLL 194 4 27 Charlie Kouvclas, llurold Grice, Jim Howie, Mike Yutu z, Jim Spurgeon, Ted Mesiasz, I ' ed lluek. Juniors: The Junior team coached by Mr. Beckett, al¬ though they diil not fare so well, showed promise for next year. The team ended with a record of 3 wins, 7 losses. Outstanding on the team were lan Howie (Captain), Brock McLeod (high scorer) and Carl Zalev, The mem¬ bers of the team were J. Tisdale. J. Gladys, G. Plcnder- leith, J. Alexander, G. Edwards, D. Cock, M. Healey. L. Haugh. Senior Hockey The senior hockey team made a tine showing this year and with the excellent coaching of Mr. Thompson, reached the semi-finals. The team was well balanced, but Earl Brandy, par¬ ticularly stood out as the scorer of ten of tlie team’s twenty goals. The rest of the team consisted of: Jack Cates (Captain), Jack Cape, Harold Meneghini, Pete Wygant, Bill Hunter, Joe Koskie, Norm Cazzola, Bill West, John Steer, Ted Budzynski, Bob Hladki, and the goalie Edward Hallewick. Swimming Senior Boys: It seemed to be Kennedy ' s year in swim¬ ming too, for the Kennedy natatois took the Boys’ and Girls’ Championships. The Senior Boys led by A. Gal¬ braith, Mike Yuhasz and P. Wygant swept through for an easy division championship outscoring Patterson by 11 points. Junior Boys: The Junior Boys led hv Don Irwin and Ii. Simula went to town and took their division cham¬ pionship also. They were about 15 points ahead of their nearest rival Patterson. Kennedy relay team won the majority of the relay races as our boys and girls proved just too good for the rest. Track Now with the swimming and basketball over, the boys are looking ahead to track and the prospects look rather fair. In the senior division Bob Krol, last year ' s inter¬ mediate champ, Bill Hunter. Ed. Pillou, Lyle Warwick, G. Merctsky, J. Pacey and Bob Bear should form a strong team. Stan Oleksitik, speedy young junior, moves up to intermediate ranks where he will litul the going tougher but should fare rather well. It is difficult to fore¬ cast how much hidden talent exists among the juniors and juveniles but on the records of past years, Kennedy should have a fair bunch of youngsters when Field Day time rolls around. Sport Gossip— B. Krol Boh Bear has definitely joined the U.S. Navy, and Pete Wygant, the Canadian Navy. We again wish the best of luck to two swell guys—J. Cape. Hon Johnson, Ted Back and Harold Grice have joined the R.C.A.F. How will they ever get Harold in the plane without making a special turret for him? Only kidding, Harold. Luck to all of you. Kennedy Seniors went to London to play basketball; the score speaks for itself. K.C.I.. 38: London Teck. ). Have you seen Joe Koskie’s hair yet? Ha!! Ha!! and Jim Howie ' s too? We bear that Mrs. Higgs sat through the whole Patterson game (21-17) with her fur coat on, not daring to take it off for fear of giving old K.C.l. bad luck, flow’s that for team loyalty? Have you ever heard the Beer Barrel Trio, Krol. Curry, and Bear in “You Can’t Go To Heaven”. Ask Mr. Higgs, he had to suffer all the way to London and hack. We hear Joe Ko kie S pet song is “Dig Me That Binomial Theorem ”. How about it Miss Vrooman? Well, Well, That’s All!! Hello Grads. Good-bye Kennedy! Junior Hockey The junior hockey team earned the last place in the play-offs by upsetting Patterson 1 to 0, and then won the semi-finals in a two-game total-goals round with Patterson by the score of 4 to 3. However they lost to Walkerville in the finals. The team consisted of Norm Hallewick. Ed. Blair, Walter Prince, Doug Littlcwood. Doug Farrell, Hath Howies. Frank Kincaid, Frank Thompson, Neil Camp¬ bell, Bill Ogle (who broke bis wrist midway through tlie season) and the sparkplug of the team during the play¬ offs. Jack Pinkerton. Scout Hudio Electric Coulter’s • Elertrioal Appliances Camera Supplies Photo Finishing Crossing Cart I Photos THOMPSON HARDWARE {=) 127 Tecumseh Road West Phone 3-0721 Windsor, Ont. THE AKCADY COFFEE SHOP . . . ut . . . THE PRINCE EDWARD Is Open Till Midnight t=i “Enjoy a Snack After the Theatre and Dance” Windsor’s Best Known Stores for STUDENTS’ CLOTHES DOWLER ' S Ouellette at Sandwich 1464 Ottawa Street Burberry Coat Shop — Ouellette at Park

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