Kennedy Collegiate Institute - Kencoll Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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THE KENCOLL 1 94 3 31 i:f ItlHIIMIHtMIIMMIMIH IMttttllllttttMMMMIMMtf •••••till IIIIMlIMIttltlMtltlltlllHIIMMtlltlttt IIIMIMMI HI 111111111111111 III! IIIII Mr. Lowdcu says: A dilemma is a superstitious thir¬ teenth grader catching sight of a penny lying under a ladder.” Customer: Could I try on that suit in the window? Clerk: We ' d much rather you’d use the dressing room. Hill West: What kind of a dog is that Rod Ross: He’s a water-tight dog. Hill West: What do you mean—water-tight? Rod Ross: His mother was a water Spaniel and his father a Scotch terrier. My plate is damp.” complained a traveller in a Scotch hotel. Hush.” whispered his wife. “That’s the soup.” ♦ Elaine Lucas: What shall we do tonight? Jack Prince: Let’s think. Klainc: No. let’s do something you can do too, Miss Vrooman: Gladys, reduce this fraction, please. Gladys Sutton (blushing): Oh no, M’am, I couldn’t, it’s an improper fraction. ♦ Mr. Fox: What do you know about nitrates? Pat Watson. Well, they’re much cheaper than day rates. What a Physics problem looks like to Albert Genga: If there are two dozen apples in a barrel of grapes, how much kerosene does it take to sprinkle three dozen tomato plants? • He took her skating on the lake; She swore slic’d go no more; We asked her Why and she replied: “He only hugged the shore.” Roys! A good thing to remember A better thing to do: Keep a wary eye on traffic, Instead of Jane or Sue. + Miss Janes: W ho wrote Roast Pig”? Jack Kelly (with great inspiration): Bacon. t Why do you call a ship she ? Because she’s always looking out for the buoys. Leggy Fuller: 1 see you’re growing your moustache on the instalment plan. George Burns: What do you mean? Peggy: A little down every week. ♦ Miss Noonan: Moir, who was Anne Rolcyn? Moir Swan: Anne Bolcyn was a flat iron. Miss Noonan. What on earth do you mean? Moir: Well, it says here in the history hook Henry, having disposed of Catherine, pressed his suit with Anne Holey n.” Mr. Riggs: Keith, give me a sentence which includes the word fascinate.” Keith Johnson (after deep thought): My father has a waistcoat with ten buttons, hut he can only fasten eight. Mr. Dcaglc (after having told a joke): My, hut it took you a lung time to catch on to my joke. Lyle Warwick: Sir, corn is hard to digest. ♦ Judge (pronouncing sentence): This time you will be fined ten dollars. The next offence will mean a prison term. Hob Trindcr: Oh I see. fine today, cooler tomorrow. A young lady, whose last name was Hanker, hell asleep while the ship was at anchor; She awoke in dismay When she heard the mate say: “Lift up the top sheet atu! spanker!” ♦ ♦ Mr. Fox wrote the following on the board and won¬ dered why all tlie girL screamed: The action of potassium iodide and sulphur is expressed thus: KI + 2S=KISS The action usually takes place in the absence of light and is accompanied by heat and a small crackling sound. -N itirtnrta (CoIIpqp in the UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO Founded by Royal Charter in 1836 “for the general education of youth in the various branches of Literature and Science on Christian Principles.” As otic of the Federated Colleges in the Faculty of Arts of the University of Toronto. Victoria College enrols students in all courses leading to the degrees of Bachelor of Arts and Bachelor of Commerce and preparatory to admission to the schools of Graduate Studies, Divinity, Education, Law and Medicine. In the Annestey Hall Women ' s Residences and Wymilwood, accommodation is avail¬ able for women students of Victoria College. In the Victoria College Residences accom¬ modation is available for men students in Arts, and for a limited number of men students enrolled in other colleges and faculties. For full information, including calendars and bulletins, apply to the Registrar, Victoria College, Toronto. ,1

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30 THE KENCOLL 1943 fNIHIIIIIIIIinilllllllllMItlMnilllMIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIimilllllltlllllMlllllltlHlIllllllllllltMIIIIIHIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMimiMlllllinMIllllllliailllillllMlllllllHtilllHIlllllllllllUMIIIItllllMIIIIUIIII i Scout Radio Electric Coulter’s Electrical Appliances I Camera Supplies Photo Finishing Crossing Card Photos COM PL1M ENTS OF J. H. SUTTON : ! THE ARCADY COFFEE SHOP . . . at . . . THE PRINCE EDWARD Is Open Till Midnight Enjoy a Snack After the Theatre and Dance” KANE BROS. HARDWARES Every Day is Bargain Day • 3 STORES — 3 888 Erie St. East 1673 Wyandotte W. 3-4016 4-4074 1346 Ottawa Street 3-7612 THROUGH THE KEYHOLE Boh knevillcs still maintains it was only an accident when he puts his arms around Orca in the basketball game. Wc wonder Bob! .After many months oi hard work, it looks as though Marg Arnott finally made the grade with Fabian. Wc wonder who’s mascara George Burns used to patch up that moth-eaten moustache. Wc feel that Mr. Fox’s desk in the Chemistry Lecture Room must he wiped off enough by now (ami his ruler also). Take note Mr. Fox. We hope Margaret Jackson’s new flanic doesn ' t go out (with other women). Doug Longman ' s favourite radio program is “The Dawn Patrol. It may ho hard to believe, but Boh Trin.hr was seen in Mario’s drinking milk. It’s good stuff Bob, try it again sometime. “Come on kids spend the day Taking a peek at old 12A Odd personalities you will find As you proceed with this little rhyme. hirst period English is delightful bliss Every one makes up for sleep he has missed But down at the hack Ii’l Earl ' s awake And for making a rumpus he sure takes the cake And for disturbing the class while deep in prose Miss Janes and Howie nearly come to blows Then when all’s quiet on the western trout “Pea Soup” Picard pulls out a stunt And wo wonder where those jokes are found That Donald Reynolds tells around And why Audrey turns down Every date when Bill comes to town And look out Gibson for that lassoo hva is throwing it right at you But Gibson Tis better to have loved and lost Than to have won and then he bossed” And Katherine Falls we need not mention How you obtained Dcwhirst ' s attention And Admiral Kelly we want you to know Our thoughts go with you wherever you go Who is Sylvia, and what is she? If you want to know—Ask Archie! Say, have you noticed Koskic has a baby face Or that Betty Stewart seems always in haste Then there’s Merson ' s love for Mary Clarke And Iris Burnhams real high marks Shv Miss Trinlhle has many a blush For a certain lad who gives her the rush Oh Fabian you’ve been hit real hard But it s just puppy love, isn’t it Marg; How Nina loves those week-end trips And Dewhirst where did you get those liips And how Jack Cape can hand a line So Betty Dcaglc is never on time But the one the girls love, the handsomest person, That lover of lovers. Moron Mcrson. l S. For writing this poem our thanks wc carry To that sharp little kid Lavernc Legary. | VANITY BEAUTY SALON DISTINCTIVE PERMANENTS Ottawa Street at Parent Phone 3-0069 £

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CENTRAL RESOURCE LIBRARY 32 THE KENCOLL 1943 HltMiiiMitiiiiMHiiiifmtiiiMiiiuitttiMMimMntimHiiiiiiiMiiiiiiiMiiiiitiiiiimm i COMPLIMENTS Green way’s Clothes Shop 176 Ouellette Avenue WINDSOR, ONT. Post Office Opposite COMPLIMENTS OF WHITE RESTAURANT 33 PITT STREET EAST Eyes Examined Glasses Fitted FRED STRUCKETT OPTOMETRIST — OPTICIAN 320 Ouellette Avenue Phone 3-6763 ..... mu min ... Juih: Spence: Have you been at sea long? You must be used to sea legs by now, eh? Sailor: Don’t worry, lady, I wasn’t even looking. • ♦ Any girl can be gay in a classy coupe: In a taxi they all can he jolly; Hut the girl worth while the girl who can smile When you’re bringing her home on the trolley. Dorothy McEwell: l thought you were going to kiss me when you puckered up your lips just now. Jack Bickhart. No-er, it was only a piece of grit in my mouth. Dorothy: Then lor goodness’ sake, swallow it—you need some! 4 4 Albert Jacknow: Arc you the man who cut mv hair last time? Barber: 1 don’t think so, sir—I’ve only been here four months, Jack I liorpe: My girl calls me maple sugar because I’m such a refined sap. Mr. Thomson: I shall use my hat to represent the planet Mars. Is there any question before I proceed? Jim Graves: Is Mars inhabited? ♦ ”Your father is an old crank ’ said Jack Cape, who had been told by Betty Dcaglc s father that it was time to go. Betty’s tather, overhearing the remark, retorted: “A crank is necessary in case of the lack of a self¬ starter.” ♦ Blso Schincariol: But, officer—I’m a Kennedy student. Traffic Cop: Ignorance is no excuse. ♦ The Lord gave us two ends to use. One to think with, one to sit with. The war depends on which we choose. Heads to win, tails to lose. Ken Jacobs: What has 24 feet, green eves, and «t pink body with purple stripes? Bob Menard: I don ' t know. What? Ken I don’t know either, but you’d better pick it off your neck. ♦ ♦ I he girl who thinks no man is good enough for her may he right—also she may he left. ♦ Mr. Laframboise: What are tributaries of the Nile called? Bill Lewis: Juveniles. t Editor ' s note: — You would not knock The jokes wc use Could you hut sec Those we refuse. COMPLIMENTS OF IMPERIAL SHOES 421 Ouellette Avenue Shoes For The Entire Family If we print jokes, people say we are silly. If wc don’t, they say we are too serious. If we clip things from other magazines, wc are too lazy to write them ourselves. If wc don’t, wc arc stuck on our own stuff. If we stick close to the job all day, we ought to be out limiting material If we go out and try to hustle, wc ought to l e on the job in school. if we don’t print contributions, wc don’t appreciate true genius. If wc do print them, the magazine is supposedly filled with junk. If we make a change in the other fellow’s write-up, we are too critical. Jf wc don ' t we arc asleep. Now, like as not, some guy will say we swiped this out of some other magazine. VVF. DID!!