Kennedy Collegiate Institute - Kencoll Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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30 THE KENCOLL 1943 fNIHIIIIIIIIinilllllllllMItlMnilllMIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIimilllllltlllllMlllllltlHlIllllllllllltMIIIIIHIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMimiMlllllinMIllllllliailllillllMlllllllHtilllHIlllllllllllUMIIIItllllMIIIIUIIII i Scout Radio Electric Coulter’s Electrical Appliances I Camera Supplies Photo Finishing Crossing Card Photos COM PL1M ENTS OF J. H. SUTTON : ! THE ARCADY COFFEE SHOP . . . at . . . THE PRINCE EDWARD Is Open Till Midnight Enjoy a Snack After the Theatre and Dance” KANE BROS. HARDWARES Every Day is Bargain Day • 3 STORES — 3 888 Erie St. East 1673 Wyandotte W. 3-4016 4-4074 1346 Ottawa Street 3-7612 THROUGH THE KEYHOLE Boh knevillcs still maintains it was only an accident when he puts his arms around Orca in the basketball game. Wc wonder Bob! .After many months oi hard work, it looks as though Marg Arnott finally made the grade with Fabian. Wc wonder who’s mascara George Burns used to patch up that moth-eaten moustache. Wc feel that Mr. Fox’s desk in the Chemistry Lecture Room must he wiped off enough by now (ami his ruler also). Take note Mr. Fox. We hope Margaret Jackson’s new flanic doesn ' t go out (with other women). Doug Longman ' s favourite radio program is “The Dawn Patrol. It may ho hard to believe, but Boh Trin.hr was seen in Mario’s drinking milk. It’s good stuff Bob, try it again sometime. “Come on kids spend the day Taking a peek at old 12A Odd personalities you will find As you proceed with this little rhyme. hirst period English is delightful bliss Every one makes up for sleep he has missed But down at the hack Ii’l Earl ' s awake And for making a rumpus he sure takes the cake And for disturbing the class while deep in prose Miss Janes and Howie nearly come to blows Then when all’s quiet on the western trout “Pea Soup” Picard pulls out a stunt And wo wonder where those jokes are found That Donald Reynolds tells around And why Audrey turns down Every date when Bill comes to town And look out Gibson for that lassoo hva is throwing it right at you But Gibson Tis better to have loved and lost Than to have won and then he bossed” And Katherine Falls we need not mention How you obtained Dcwhirst ' s attention And Admiral Kelly we want you to know Our thoughts go with you wherever you go Who is Sylvia, and what is she? If you want to know—Ask Archie! Say, have you noticed Koskic has a baby face Or that Betty Stewart seems always in haste Then there’s Merson ' s love for Mary Clarke And Iris Burnhams real high marks Shv Miss Trinlhle has many a blush For a certain lad who gives her the rush Oh Fabian you’ve been hit real hard But it s just puppy love, isn’t it Marg; How Nina loves those week-end trips And Dewhirst where did you get those liips And how Jack Cape can hand a line So Betty Dcaglc is never on time But the one the girls love, the handsomest person, That lover of lovers. Moron Mcrson. l S. For writing this poem our thanks wc carry To that sharp little kid Lavernc Legary. | VANITY BEAUTY SALON DISTINCTIVE PERMANENTS Ottawa Street at Parent Phone 3-0069 £

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What certain young lady in 11A blushes every time tJic name Don Cole is mentioned? “Shirley” it couldn’t he Miss Anderson. When Kennedy’s Favourite Blonde went on a hayride she was jitterbuggir.g with George Scholey. We hope you don’t think we mean it was a teacher. Kver since Lenore Moodrey had her hair cut the teachers arc seeing new kids in their class—the pupils that sit behind Lenore. Margaret Liscombe doesn’t seem too unhappy about having the front in Algebra. Could it be because “Muscles sits across the aisle. According to Mike Madach our new classmate Mar¬ jorie Newton is the cutest girl in the class. Congratula¬ tions Marjorie he hasn’t thought that about anyone since the Joyce Peterson days. It must be beginner’s luck. There is one young man who seems to have captured all the hearts of the 11th grade senoritas. I “Grant” you Pat Watson of 13 knows something about him. Come on 11B let’s all pitch in and hug Mr. Deaglc to look up the pronunciation of “centigrade”. Eunice Croll had a visitor from Boston a while ago and not content to let Eunice out of In ' s sight he travelled to all the classes with her. When we were told to write a poem for Mr. Walter, Mildred wrote on Wolves. She must have had ex¬ perience. Bob Riggs seems to think someone in Tech is U K. What’s her name, Hob? Pat Swalwell seems to do a lot of reading these days. Usually Bill Reids” books too. Why did Delores suddenly decide to like brush cuts? Maybe Jack Thorpe would know. Jack Cates will pass in French this year if he drops two other subjects, namely Jean Douglas and Betty Mc¬ Lennan. Margaret Hynd sings many tunes, but it seems she excells in “Oh, Johnny.” Bert Dean certainly changes colour when anyone sees a certain snapshot in his wallet. Not the one of his brother either. Although Barbara W ilkes is “going steady” she appears to be very interested in our fifth form. Hasn’t Jack Moncur noticed! Charles Murphy ought to take a few lessons from Boh Smith or Pete Wygant, for it is still true that, “Manners Maketh the Man.” Whenever Margaret McCreery goes round in circles, she always ends up on the “West” side of the halls. What if Mr. Knapp did what he often threatens to do, and put Jean and Max in the same seat. Be careful Mr. Knapp. Marion might not approve. No matter how hard she tries, Molly just can’t seem to snare Wilfred, but Etta seems to have done alright. 418-20 Tccumseh Road East Opp. Guppy School WINDSOR, ONT. J. E. MURPHY Sheet Metal and Warm Air Heating Repairs a Specialty THOMPSON HARDWARE 127 Tecumseh Road West Phone 3-0721 Windsor, Ont.

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THE KENCOLL 1 94 3 31 i:f ItlHIIMIHtMIIMMIMIH IMttttllllttttMMMMIMMtf •••••till IIIIMlIMIttltlMtltlltlllHIIMMtlltlttt IIIMIMMI HI 111111111111111 III! IIIII Mr. Lowdcu says: A dilemma is a superstitious thir¬ teenth grader catching sight of a penny lying under a ladder.” Customer: Could I try on that suit in the window? Clerk: We ' d much rather you’d use the dressing room. Hill West: What kind of a dog is that Rod Ross: He’s a water-tight dog. Hill West: What do you mean—water-tight? Rod Ross: His mother was a water Spaniel and his father a Scotch terrier. My plate is damp.” complained a traveller in a Scotch hotel. Hush.” whispered his wife. “That’s the soup.” ♦ Elaine Lucas: What shall we do tonight? Jack Prince: Let’s think. Klainc: No. let’s do something you can do too, Miss Vrooman: Gladys, reduce this fraction, please. Gladys Sutton (blushing): Oh no, M’am, I couldn’t, it’s an improper fraction. ♦ Mr. Fox: What do you know about nitrates? Pat Watson. Well, they’re much cheaper than day rates. What a Physics problem looks like to Albert Genga: If there are two dozen apples in a barrel of grapes, how much kerosene does it take to sprinkle three dozen tomato plants? • He took her skating on the lake; She swore slic’d go no more; We asked her Why and she replied: “He only hugged the shore.” Roys! A good thing to remember A better thing to do: Keep a wary eye on traffic, Instead of Jane or Sue. + Miss Janes: W ho wrote Roast Pig”? Jack Kelly (with great inspiration): Bacon. t Why do you call a ship she ? Because she’s always looking out for the buoys. Leggy Fuller: 1 see you’re growing your moustache on the instalment plan. George Burns: What do you mean? Peggy: A little down every week. ♦ Miss Noonan: Moir, who was Anne Rolcyn? Moir Swan: Anne Bolcyn was a flat iron. Miss Noonan. What on earth do you mean? Moir: Well, it says here in the history hook Henry, having disposed of Catherine, pressed his suit with Anne Holey n.” Mr. Riggs: Keith, give me a sentence which includes the word fascinate.” Keith Johnson (after deep thought): My father has a waistcoat with ten buttons, hut he can only fasten eight. Mr. Dcaglc (after having told a joke): My, hut it took you a lung time to catch on to my joke. Lyle Warwick: Sir, corn is hard to digest. ♦ Judge (pronouncing sentence): This time you will be fined ten dollars. The next offence will mean a prison term. Hob Trindcr: Oh I see. fine today, cooler tomorrow. A young lady, whose last name was Hanker, hell asleep while the ship was at anchor; She awoke in dismay When she heard the mate say: “Lift up the top sheet atu! spanker!” ♦ ♦ Mr. Fox wrote the following on the board and won¬ dered why all tlie girL screamed: The action of potassium iodide and sulphur is expressed thus: KI + 2S=KISS The action usually takes place in the absence of light and is accompanied by heat and a small crackling sound. -N itirtnrta (CoIIpqp in the UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO Founded by Royal Charter in 1836 “for the general education of youth in the various branches of Literature and Science on Christian Principles.” As otic of the Federated Colleges in the Faculty of Arts of the University of Toronto. Victoria College enrols students in all courses leading to the degrees of Bachelor of Arts and Bachelor of Commerce and preparatory to admission to the schools of Graduate Studies, Divinity, Education, Law and Medicine. In the Annestey Hall Women ' s Residences and Wymilwood, accommodation is avail¬ able for women students of Victoria College. In the Victoria College Residences accom¬ modation is available for men students in Arts, and for a limited number of men students enrolled in other colleges and faculties. For full information, including calendars and bulletins, apply to the Registrar, Victoria College, Toronto. ,1