Kennedale School - Kat Yearbook (Kennedale, TX)

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I, EVELYN YOUNG, being of liquid mind and solid body, will to Dorma Ford the ability to go through basketball season without getting in trouble and the ability not to always look so guilty. I, KEVIN J. KIRKPATRICK, being of sound mind and beautiful body do hereby will Windell Tuffy Sanders one old snuff can filled with worm dirt and the ability to carry a sack of groceries without dropping it. I, ROBERT LITTLE, being of wasted mind and hardly no body, will to Chuckie Carpenter one case of empty oil cans, a half a case of his favorite beverage and a six pack of Visene . I, SALLIE LOWERY, being of long legs and nose, do hereby will to Dena Pearce my soft Lmspoken voice, and the ability to hold her temper around a certain blonde , and to Tim Reed some of my long legs and the ability to stay awake on Sundays. I, MELINDA MCDANIEL, being of sound mind and body, hereby will Tami Johnson my ability not to have wrecks, the ability to pass takes every now and then in Shorthand and a whole bunch of worn out Shorthand pads. I, KEVIN MCDAVID, being of corroded mind and elephantized body hereby will to Gerry Garrett one free bottle of foot shrinking medicine and a book entitled HOW TO CUT HAIR CHEAP, plus one free box of Captain Crunch. I, PHYLLIS NOTEWARE, being of unstacked mind but stacked body will Cindy Lane one jimmy Carter smile and the ability to down a bottle of cherry soda and write poetry at the same time. I, EDDIE PATTERSON, being of bald mind and hairy body do hereby will to Brian Long a personality of his own so he doesn't have to act like somebody else. And to Rick Yeakle, one bottle of tranquillizers for the next rock con- cert and the ability to tell a joke without laughing before he gets through with it. I, JAMES SCOOTER POPE, being of deceased mind and overwhelming body do hereby will to joe Gilstrap my genu ine Bi? Mac Attack Back Pack, A Big Mac Belt Buckle and six free Karate lessons at joe and Diane's Rice Paddy schoo of Karate. 1, BILLIE QUEEN, being of deranged and rearranged body do hereby will Lisa Pistokache one case of liquid protein to drink in the place of something else, one slightly used hearing aid for when she is on the phone with Chuck, and Chuck Cooper's amazingly complete and accurate government notebook.

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l, SANDRA ANDERSON, being of sound mind and body will to Cheryl Too Tall Anderson a lifetime supply of red hair dye and my natural curls so she won't have to roll her hair. l, DAVID BARBER, being of no mind and very little body hereby leave to Randy Thompson my book entitled TWELVE EASY STEPS ON HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LOVE LIFE and my wall size poster of Mr. Teague . I, DIANE BROWN, being of unsound mind and body, hereby will to Kathy Waldrop my wonderful brother, Joe, to babysit her entire Senior year. Congratulations to her if she makes it. I, VICKY BURKS, being of mischieveous mind and matchless body do hereby will Lisa Tuggle the following: One toolbox, a pair of orthopedic elevator shoes, and one case of hair straightner. I, GENO QSTUDJ CARROLL, being of sound mind and obscene body do hereby bequeath to Craig Earp the follow- ing: Roger Staubach's GUIDE TO PASSING, and the ability to walk by a mirror without looking at himself. I, JANE DAUGHTRY, being of a sensless mind and one of a kind body, leave to Br Ka e How my everso lovable laugh, the ability to play powder puff football, to flirt and not get caught, ut most o a , e ability t keep Coach Cooper on his toes. I, ELIA ESCALANTE, being of uncontrollable body and mind will Pam Brown the ability to walk next to Larry Pin- yan without Larry knocking her dovxm and the ability to write Larry Ray Pinyan all over the desks in I, CAROLYN GARRETT, being of sound mind and tall body will to Connie Deaver my 4 inch platforms and the ability to walk through a door and not have to duck. I, RENEE VAN HUSS, being of very well-rounded mind and not so well-rounded body do hereby will and bequeath to Rebecca fBeasonJ Walker my ability to attend school at least one day of every week so that she will know a little bit about what's happeninsg also I will her the ability to drive from K-town to Forest Hills without speeding past a cop. Laitlfbut not least, I will her a whole stack of dated shorthand notebooks and a whole world full of luck to get through ' e. I, TAMMY QBLOSSOMJ SCOTT, being of not enought mind, but enough body, do hereby will Tammy fRosenoseJ Roseberry the following: 1. my ability to say no to a certain temptation that has a frequent reoccurance, 2. one box of size 1 lf 2 alto saxophone reeds for football season to keep in her case should an emergency arise, 3. and last but not least, a T-shirt with the inscription ' 'Braces Are Beautiful' ' . I, VICKI SMITH, being of derange mind and well arranged body, will to Buddy Harrison, a subscription to ' 'All You Wanted to Know but Were Afraid to Ask' ' , and then the ability to Lmderstand it, and also the ability to realize that Chevy's are better than Ford's. ME, TERESA TREE STAFFORD, being of discombobulated mind and all meat and no potatoes body do hereby will to Toi Toi-sa-roony Tigner the Following: 1 . The royalty rights to sing my song, MoMoMo Caro , as long as she sings it in mine and Keith's Most Talented Studios , 2. A secondhand box of Sucrets for her golden voice . To Mona Neros I will a year's supply of Pink Thing coupons for Six Flags, though her diet won't permit it! I, DONNA STEED, being of half -way crazy mind and continuously skinny body do hereby will to Carolyn ' 'Kaylo' ' Boyd the following: 1 . 10 bottles of STRETCH medicine so that she can grow as tall as me, 2. All my size 5 used Diary Queen uniforms to work in and wear in good taste . I, KIM RIVERS WAITS, being of warped mind and fragile body do hereby will Judy Strikland the ability to gain 10 potmds this summer and someday to become boss over Lynn Queen. ' 1, Sl-IERRYL WALLEY, being of proportioned mind and not-so-proportioned body will to Gina Bowers, 21 wom-out shorthand notebooks, my ability to have wrecks on the school parking lot, and one brand new teepee . l, OCTAVIA WASHBURN, beingminus one mind and doubtful body do hereby will to this day one Diane Bezdek, my whole wardrobe of old clothes so that whe won't win best dressed every year, and my ability to play powderpuff without breaking any bones. And, to Vicki Yeary my ability to be seen and heard.

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WE may never pass this way again, but the Seniors of 1977 will look back on this in the end. As we look into the future we see LISA BIONDI GREENFIELD telling junior to stop dribbling at the dinner table . Suddenly, from upstairs, a basketball comes flying downstairs. Lisa, remembering her old basketball days in Ken- nedale, leaps from her chair, catches the ball in mid-flight, dribbles around the table lamp, fakes a pass to the television, and gives it a right hook into the waste paper basket. ROGER CARRINGTON, teaching at Kennedale High School! ! Although he 's not an ordinary teacher, he 's unique . He's teaching Kennedale guys how to pin their hair up with bobby pins and mothers' hair spray Qand not get caughtj . Fire Chief KEVIN KIRKPATRICK is cruising down to the Elementary in his Fire Truck still trying to pass a law to build enclosmes around fire hydrants for dogs. Now we see TERRY GIBBS as the proud owner of his own Peanut Brittle factory. And we see KEITH IRWIN sailing the Seven Seas with his flagship Ski-King daring the Arlington, Benbrook, Whit- ney, Lake Worth, Eagle Mountain, Lake Dallas boaters, and, of course, the treacherous Grapevine boters. Re- member a slip of the lip sinks the shop. In the future we see TRUETT BRITT declaring bankruptcy on all of his lumber yards. This was brought on by two reasons. 1. He couldn't get to work on time because of his transmission is always going out. 2. He invested all of his money thinking if he planted a two by four, a tree would grow. And what more can we say, MARY has already made her fortune and found her King. CHUCK ISUPERCOOPJ COOPER also known as MUMBLES, the famous race car driver of the lndianpolois 500. Speeding on to fortune and fame as the all-rotmd time champion of the Indy 500. Supercoop is also now going to speech class and has increased his vocabulary from HUI-I to bigger words like UH-HUH. MARK QI-IOTRODQ DANIELS in his big bad Camero is still trying to turn less than 30 seconds flat at S S N drag strip Also going into partnership with Richard Hansford operating their own shop. RICEHARD HANSFORD now owns his ovxm liquor store . ' 'FROGS LEGGS LAST STOP' ' . He is also drinking all of his pro its. TERRY USELTON is taking over Monty Python Flying Circus in the TV world and is running the World at War of the air. PAT MIDDLETON is now President of the Kennedale Barry Manilow Fan Club, whose home base may be the fReser- vationj . And MELINDA MCDANIEL as President of Kennedale's K.C. and the Sunshine Band Fan Club. RENEE NELSON is rtmning out of the National Finals Rodeo, tearing a trail to Chip 'N 9-Acres, or Colorado's. And she is proof that country music is 100W true . MARTY QHOG MANJ TODD taking on a Mansfield wife and raising hogs on Marty's Home Country Sausage farm. And for extra fun, shooting deer by night with Bill Mc . RODEO CHAMPION MIKE KERSTEN is in the spotlight of fame and fortune not to mention his firm grip which has made him millions. We still see CARLEEN LILLARD running around Kennedale in her bright red Maverick with a lot of ' 'Paines' ' . ROBERT LITTLE is the proud owner of a Furniture Manufacturing Company wishing he was still a Sack Boy at Buddies' ' . MELINDA MASSEY is busily teaching her two sons, Moe and joe , how to play basketball. BILLY MCKINLEY is still driving around in his black and white Mustang with a For Sale sign still upon the window. There we see JOHNNY BRAY coming out of his ovsm factory called Country's Snuff Factory' ' talking on his CB with the handle ' 'Coppenhagen Kid. ' ' JOE FONZ BROWN is pulling into Dairy Queen with his black leather jacket and sunglasses on, riding his brand new Suzuki motorcycle . Finally, we see SANDRA FAYE ANDERSON ' 'attorney at law, ' ' a position she had hoped to accomplish sooner but did the best she could struggling through baby bottles, diaper pins, and powder. You will not see her in the court room often, for she is busy with her 12 children all under the fifteen, and another on the way. But when you do, you will see an expression of relief and relaxation on her face. GENE CARROLL is teaching all 8th graders how to be candidates for MR. JAWS . WILLIAM BISHOP QBEBOPJ is running a school ' 'How to pass class and not pay attention. Feattuing his subject, EXCUSES . DAVID BARBER is modeling for Weight Watchers as he poses for all after pictures in the magazines .