Kenmore High School - Kenitorial Yearbook (Kenmore, NY)

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Greatest Contributor To The School Most Popular M035 Talented Andrea Rosenstiel, Jack lXIiner Janet Lincoln, lllike Luther, Brenda King Diane Downiflg, TOIH Pollard Most Humorous Frank Schilagi, Linda McMahon Kenmore Best Dressed Best Looking Vaughn Clay, Judy Shaw Jeanne, Jayne Evans, Cory Gifford 28

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l 1 1 X , ' gl. 7 Y iv , vi X- Y 1. 5 ,.. ment's team of LoRusso, Johnston, Shoemaker, and King because of the large quantity of hot air possessed by Luhman's team. 11 It 8 il It 4 lk Judy Lengfelder, president of the Ethiopian Literary Society, has just announced the year's best sellers: Inside Africans by noted author, John Pelava, an exciting tale of Connie fDonnieJ Newton's trying ordeal inside a cannibal's stomach. Color pictures by Verichrome Vince DiPasquale. Famous People I Have Eaten by Cannibal Chieftain Frank Shilagi. The Long and Short of It by Ben Klimas and Tom Gerst. How to Cook Friends and Broil People by ,Bambesi Chef, Mike Luther. I Remember M au-M au by Gil Tarzan Green. The Importance of Being a Redhead by Pat Jones, Marjorie Utts, and Sharon Armstrong. Male vs Female by Judy Chase, Girl Boy-Chaser, and Russ Butler, Boy Girl-Chaser. 1 Y 1 i li 1 Q Tago T ago This jungle island was today a scene of bedlam as Bob Bubbles Reid and his Piggy Back Transportation Service went on a sit-down strike. Blabber-Mouth Bradley, spokesman for the Screamster's Union, reported that union leaders Chuck1es Elliott and Laughing Lonnie' Katzmann were responsible for the strike which inconvenienced many islanders including Care- free Karl Baker, Bubbling Bev Henry, Tiny Tony LoRusso, and Prince Page. 8 3 3 i 1 3 i Valiant Valetich announces her invention of a new road map which shows the way to away games. The map can be purchased at Guyer's Gaseteria from attendants Greasy Jack Miner and Rusty Rustay. 1 i i 1 3 i l United States T. V. news announcer Edward R. MacLeod is host tonight of another T. V. spectacular on the K. H. S. network. Guests on the show will be Dancing Doug Williams, Metropolitan Opera star, Steve Gdovin, the hilarious comedy team of Mitchell and Suttell, Doctor Downing and her lf ui.. f rx, NJ I' al 1000 trained fleas, this year's All-American football team with co-captains Bill Libby and Rosie , Rosenthal, the popular singing team of Evans and Evans, and a host of others. The show is pro- W duced by Money Bags Maunz and directed by Bev Business-comes-first Anker. l l 1 l i 1 i i News from the stock exchange-Wall Street financiers, Billion Dollar Buck and J. P. Siekmann today announced their sale of 2,000,000 shares of K. H. S. stock to Tightwad Thomas, boy l editor. 1 V i 1 3 1 1 1 i 'W International Sports News , t Keith Atlas Adams and Neil My Car Won't Start Waldow, members of the Ubangi Na- U tional Swimming Team, coached by Jim Egg-'em-On Boguslawski, last week swam the Amazon from source to mouth underwater, while in Southern Rhodesia, Dave Shideler jack-knifed over Victoria Falls into a wet sponge. , ' 1 i W 1 3 I i N Wrestling match between Unlimited Sedita and Half-Nelson Krotz, Managers Judy Nail- ,T a-Male Shaw and Speedy Keedy report that the outcome of the match depends upon referee J' Crooked', Coulter, Boy Slide Rule. 4 ar af 4 fu 4- an ,X N X . John Fleet-Feet O'Neil broke the Umgawa National Handicap Record by trotting the length ? of Africa on his hands and knees in a spectacular two hours ,and 15M seconds. Don Peters was in i the lead at the start, but fell flat on his face S feet from the starting line, tripping tribesmen, Don V Wondin and Tim Prell. l l 3 i W 1 1 Ron Rohe's Congo Bongos meet Cannibal Kitchen's five trained gorillas in Uganda this eve- ning. This will prove to be very interesting because Rohe's head man, Grant Playboy Fowler ' is allergic to gorillas. I X Q00-ffafnf - 7 J f 27 fi ahh- . .- J

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1 i M ost Friendly M ost Courteous M OS! Lilwly TO Succeed John 0'Nei1, Liz Markarian Gabi Wellmer, Dick Page Larry Okun, Jean Robertson Favorites 1 Most Athletic Barb Smith, Sal Scdita N i . Most Energetic Best Dancer Peg Lippard, Tom Gerst Bill Libby, June Spiegelman 29