Kenmore High School - Kenitorial Yearbook (Kenmore, NY)

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l 1 1 X , ' gl. 7 Y iv , vi X- Y 1. 5 ,.. ment's team of LoRusso, Johnston, Shoemaker, and King because of the large quantity of hot air possessed by Luhman's team. 11 It 8 il It 4 lk Judy Lengfelder, president of the Ethiopian Literary Society, has just announced the year's best sellers: Inside Africans by noted author, John Pelava, an exciting tale of Connie fDonnieJ Newton's trying ordeal inside a cannibal's stomach. Color pictures by Verichrome Vince DiPasquale. Famous People I Have Eaten by Cannibal Chieftain Frank Shilagi. The Long and Short of It by Ben Klimas and Tom Gerst. How to Cook Friends and Broil People by ,Bambesi Chef, Mike Luther. I Remember M au-M au by Gil Tarzan Green. The Importance of Being a Redhead by Pat Jones, Marjorie Utts, and Sharon Armstrong. Male vs Female by Judy Chase, Girl Boy-Chaser, and Russ Butler, Boy Girl-Chaser. 1 Y 1 i li 1 Q Tago T ago This jungle island was today a scene of bedlam as Bob Bubbles Reid and his Piggy Back Transportation Service went on a sit-down strike. Blabber-Mouth Bradley, spokesman for the Screamster's Union, reported that union leaders Chuck1es Elliott and Laughing Lonnie' Katzmann were responsible for the strike which inconvenienced many islanders including Care- free Karl Baker, Bubbling Bev Henry, Tiny Tony LoRusso, and Prince Page. 8 3 3 i 1 3 i Valiant Valetich announces her invention of a new road map which shows the way to away games. The map can be purchased at Guyer's Gaseteria from attendants Greasy Jack Miner and Rusty Rustay. 1 i i 1 3 i l United States T. V. news announcer Edward R. MacLeod is host tonight of another T. V. spectacular on the K. H. S. network. Guests on the show will be Dancing Doug Williams, Metropolitan Opera star, Steve Gdovin, the hilarious comedy team of Mitchell and Suttell, Doctor Downing and her lf ui.. f rx, NJ I' al 1000 trained fleas, this year's All-American football team with co-captains Bill Libby and Rosie , Rosenthal, the popular singing team of Evans and Evans, and a host of others. The show is pro- W duced by Money Bags Maunz and directed by Bev Business-comes-first Anker. l l 1 l i 1 i i News from the stock exchange-Wall Street financiers, Billion Dollar Buck and J. P. Siekmann today announced their sale of 2,000,000 shares of K. H. S. stock to Tightwad Thomas, boy l editor. 1 V i 1 3 1 1 1 i 'W International Sports News , t Keith Atlas Adams and Neil My Car Won't Start Waldow, members of the Ubangi Na- U tional Swimming Team, coached by Jim Egg-'em-On Boguslawski, last week swam the Amazon from source to mouth underwater, while in Southern Rhodesia, Dave Shideler jack-knifed over Victoria Falls into a wet sponge. , ' 1 i W 1 3 I i N Wrestling match between Unlimited Sedita and Half-Nelson Krotz, Managers Judy Nail- ,T a-Male Shaw and Speedy Keedy report that the outcome of the match depends upon referee J' Crooked', Coulter, Boy Slide Rule. 4 ar af 4 fu 4- an ,X N X . John Fleet-Feet O'Neil broke the Umgawa National Handicap Record by trotting the length ? of Africa on his hands and knees in a spectacular two hours ,and 15M seconds. Don Peters was in i the lead at the start, but fell flat on his face S feet from the starting line, tripping tribesmen, Don V Wondin and Tim Prell. l l 3 i W 1 1 Ron Rohe's Congo Bongos meet Cannibal Kitchen's five trained gorillas in Uganda this eve- ning. This will prove to be very interesting because Rohe's head man, Grant Playboy Fowler ' is allergic to gorillas. I X Q00-ffafnf - 7 J f 27 fi ahh- . .- J

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, l , Jungle Dateline Belgian Congo June 19, 1978 A big riot occurred in Gungaland last week. The Young Rocks' Democratic Society, led by co- workers Pat Prissy-Primm High and Adlail' McMahon were charged by Republican Party boss, Charlie Robinson, with inciting the riot. Chief offenders were Tony Citrus Serfustini who yelled, Save your Confederate money, men, the South will rise again ! all afternoon and Betty Trouble- maker Thomson who ran around screaming, Mangez-moi, je suis une jelleybeanf' which means Down with the Republicans. The incident was reported to tribal chieftain Cory Gifford, who took no responsibility in the matter, stating that his tribe voted solidly Red-Meat, backing i 3 l 1 i i i Bob Crack 'em Up Dibble last night announced the new staff of his Tagabauwa Touring Team. The new bus drivers are Judy Lead Foot Allen, Bonnie Look Ma, N o Hands Barry, Pass 'em All Kenyon, and Tin Lizzie Markarian. 1 Y 1 i l F l The Casino No Dice, owned and operated by Tony Grin and Share It Cilano, opened last night in Howabunga. The acts featured singer Joanne Velvet Voice Messinger,- the dance team of Gordon Foretich and Carol Martin, the magic of Houdini Hershberger, and the music of Tom Pollard's Nairobi Trio with Howie Hot Lips Shisler. The gala affair was marred by the false alarm raid of cops Big Biggie and Wes Pick on the Little Guys Mayer. Il ll 1 lk It It lk Kathie Becker, Mau-Mau girl spy, reported yesterday on the war cry of the Bechuanaland Head-hunters, which is Vo-dee-0-do and Twenty-three skidoo. Tribal Prime Minister Larry Okun formally protested to Mau-Mau chief, Jim Cheape, and demanded the arrest of Singing Jan It It Ik lk lk It it Yesterday the Mango-Bungo Express was held up for two hours by a herd of cows blocking the track. Behind them was Diane Easy Squeeze Kelly, girl farmer. It is said that Miss Kelly has Sk Ik It It It It It Marilyn Cough Drops Sileo is just recovering from a touch of the South African Flu at the Mazabuka Hospital. She is being treated by Brenda Shake-it-Down Munger and Jackie Jab- it-In Horner. Also at the hospital is Kathy Feuchter, girl Wrestler of crocodiles, who is recuperat- ing from a severe hang-nail and Otis Blaumanis, recovering from a strained uvula. if if ir Q lr Ik 4 Andi Green and White Striped Rosenstiel, crack organist for Terry Brucklier's Rock and Roll Combo, reported from Quazadougou that someone CSuspect-Slippery Stan Czechj walked off with all the black keys in the middle of the night. Jean Robertson, chieftain of the all-girl man-eating tribe of Yum-Yums, yesterday appointed Barb Filibuster Yendall to the newly-created post of head of the Silent Service. 5' if 1' 4' li ll' if Jean, the one, and Joyce, the other, Innes, co-chairman of the A. A. CArtists Anonymousj today announced that the following works will be exhibited in Kronson's Cannibal Craft Corner: The Mean of Lisa las we put her in the stewj by Leonardo Mitrision, Whistler's Mother Whistles as She Comes to a Boil by Whistling Karen Olstad, Blue Boy Feeling Blue by Gainsborough Gadke, and The Thinker Finally Thinks by Rodin Amigone. It if if it lk It It A huge celebration tomorrow will mark the 20th anniversary of the founding of Dpotaland. The main attraction will be a balloon blowing contest between the teams of Judy Luhman, who has just returned from a 15 year search for a new hair dye, and Lindsay Kliment, champion beer mug knitter. I.uhman's team of Hartburg, Bisgeier, Lippard, and Parker is favored to win over Kli- ei- 26 'f--' ' E lx .- - Ms 1 A ' 1 l l I lr l Vaughn Think-It-Over Clay. U- 1 i ,4 f ,ff ,rf 4 im Union of South Africa E Lincoln, master of the notorious spy ring. I . ' quite a bit of pull in the state. ll lv ji French West Africa rl x 1 V Ethiopia T 1 ls- '. Lf-Q

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Greatest Contributor To The School Most Popular M035 Talented Andrea Rosenstiel, Jack lXIiner Janet Lincoln, lllike Luther, Brenda King Diane Downiflg, TOIH Pollard Most Humorous Frank Schilagi, Linda McMahon Kenmore Best Dressed Best Looking Vaughn Clay, Judy Shaw Jeanne, Jayne Evans, Cory Gifford 28