Kenmore High School - Kenitorial Yearbook (Kenmore, NY)

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l X i - xg , az., if f -A-v gf.. 3 N W'II . I as Bob Evans leaves 'ilugheadi' to the comic strips! r Sandi Kenyon struts out leaving Mr. Flanagan with one thought . . peace and quiet. , Judy Shaw leaves her sweaters to Nancy Belle,' Gill. Al Krotz untangles himself, picks up his orange peels and departs. Andi Rosenstiel leaves her accumulated ticket stubs from round trips to Hanover. Karen Olstad deposits Olaf among her paint brushes. Ron Rohe wills his battered glasses to future unfortunate basketball stars. . Ace McLeod and Benito,' Abt pig and hog away respectively, leaving Benito's Fan Rating System. Liz Markarian leaves without achieving her goal: The deciphering of her Booster Club minLIt6S- Ann Shoemaker finally leaves raunchy, Lacking originality, we can only say . . . Jackie Horner leaves her corner. Mike Luther leaves his teachers . . . troubled. Carol Van Rheeden takes her bowling ball and leaves . . . the ten pin. Otis Blaumanis can't leave a nickname, his friends haven't thought of one yet. Linda Keedy leaves her dietg she never used it anyway. Tom Pollard and Bill Bradley leave .... Incorporated!! Dick Hilary leaves his jokes in English class . . . The senior girls leave Mr. Burns and Mr. Kraus as social directors of the cafeteria. 1 Judv Allen departs . . . the undisputed crabwalking champion of Kenmore Senior High. Sheila Geddes leaves Mr. McLaughlin with tears of . . .P Art Busch gladly wills Rumsey to anyone who wants it. Bev Anker departs after many hard-won victories for this great 1958 Kenitorial. Dave Moody wills the Biology Lab rat race. Judy Lengfelder leaves behind her typewriter eraser . . . it's good for a hole or two! Larry Nemeth wills one slightly flarbed wazoo. Barry Swanson leaves Dr. Marlak with many time-consuming questions. Sharon Walters departs, still insisting her name is Shay. After putting a successful spring into their dives, Tony Cilano and Dave Shideler depart. . 1 Adlai McMahon leaves behind a trail of Democratic stickers, pamphlets, and buttons. - 1 XS j. ll Marg Utts leaves The Moose to the big game hunters. Jim Rindfuss leaves Rinny to the dogs. l Sandy Johnston leaves her golden multicolored pajamas to some future slumber party siren. 'l I Who has red hair, plays basketball, and leaves a 1958 pink Cadillac convertible? . . l 1 Bob Reid, we were kidding about the Cadillac. l Carol Martin won't leave the addresses of her pen pals. 1 2 Sandy Schwartz leaves his memorable recitation of Ode on a Grecian Urn. J Diane Rymar leaves her speed tests. t Diane Downing leaves Beethovan to Schroeder. 1, Dick Page bequeathes his pom-pom-making ability to some lucky CPPJ Booster. i il Credulous Chris Jewel leaves Miss Hunt. Chuck Maunz takes his Frog and leaves. ' We hate to see Gaby, Kenmore's Jitterbug Queen, leave. Don Woodin wouldn't leave ..... Woodie? X ' Peggy Lippard bequeathes her C'mon, you can cheer louder than that! to next year's head cheerleader. X Chuck Moore wills a perfect record of tardiness and his Eisenhower buttons. Nancy, I'll try anythingi' Shaw surrenders her deliciously burnt pizza pie. fm Dave Guyer departs with the speed of a Bullet, Lin Haldeman endows her dimples on anyone who can prove in need of them. Still emphatically debating the Merits of Robert Hall versus H. Seeburg, Tony LoRusso and Kev Cassidy leave. Pat Jones leaves insisting that Jones is not a common name. Jack Klaus leaves Miss Scott . . . with a headache. Sue Bisgeier would will her gym suit, but she can't find it. Frank Todd leaves a trail of troubled teachers. The Seniors leave Miss Kohl and Mr. Larson. T hey're still nursing headaches from the class shows. ff I ,X Q I As the natives encircle us, our raft springs another leak. We're sinking fast . . . As to our fate, only the future will tell. l' gs 'r S' ? 25 - g j, ra Y -? 4 I

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l, l 1 ,RJ Class 'l'lEQ'- AT ef -Kai? Qffre-'gn I tx l l l N L. x W 1 l I Q X, L 4 l lf w S. l ll 'F L l rlLX l ll r li l l lll. l ll wi, Y 9 '- X L l'- It is a dark night in the heart of the jungle. We're Boating down a crocodile-infested river on a leaky raft. The na closing in, and We realize that this is our last chance to write the class will. Let's see now ............ Diane Kelly and Kathy Feuchter leave their treasury books in disorder. Jan Lincoln regretfully leaves her bubble gum behind. Laura Haag wills her Hi-Y recording secretaryis book to anyone who can follow. Sue Schramm's Parliamentary Procedure. Pique Kaiser bequeathes her ability to drive in neutral to some future hot rodder. Captain Dave Rosenthal and team mates Chuck Elliott, Sal Sedita and Paul Knox leave their contusions and abr next year's pigskin pushers. Vaughn Clay wills his charge account at Krauses. Jim Boguslawski bestows his IrishU name on anyone who can spell it. Sandy McLellan wills her grace, beauty and charm .... so she says. John O'Neil leaves his ability to find expectant boy cats. Cindy Parker wanders away, happy in her own little world. Haille', Suttell leaves his hilarious imitations. And speaking of comedy, Bev Henry graciously relinquishes her title as Committee-woman of the year. Jean and Joyce Innes leave us still confused. Brenda King bestows her Sunshine on anyone in need of same. Still dieting, Tom Gerst departs. Carolyn Engelfried leaves her history making observation: Be Ivy or Die. Bill Thomas gives up his Seagullers position in fourth period. Kathie Becker Wills her ponytail to anyone desperate enough to use it. Barb Benjamin grants her extensive wardrobe to all of Kenmore High's clothing drives. Mark Howard leaves with a Glo. Would Annette LoRusso and Conni Newton dare bestow their laughs on some unsuspecting juniors? Larry Okun leaves his darkroom to pursue his new-found college indoor sports. June Jones leaves her footprints in her dented locker. Jeanne Evans wonit leave 'jtil she's combed her hair .... But what's a lifetime among friends? Jayne Evans wills her pink and black negligee ..... Where will Hi-Y hold their parties when Don Peters leaves? Neil Waldow and Keith Adams leave the pond', to next year's Mermen. You can't take it with you, but Melon Schilagi will try. Judy Chase leaves her ability to bomb down Delaware Road right past her pedestrian friends. Stan Czech and Gerry Caruso leave, with regrets, the junior class. Nancy Wing, alias Vare Vague, contributes her vastly perceptive mind. Ruth McEuen wills her Drum Major's hat to anyone whose head is strong enough to hold it up. Gerry Pearson wills her ability to skate on her ankles. Jack Miner donates his leopard skin shirt to next year's Carnival King. Pat Anderson leaves her date,' book. Marki Smith, K.H.S.'s Elsa Maxwell, wills her slumber parties. Cory Gifford leaves .... SIGH!! Lin Kliment motors away, still insisting that she didn't back into that lamp post. Barb Smith would relinquish her Girls' Letter Club pin, but she just doesnit seem to be able to locate it. Kathy Morrison leaves Kay .... right in Mr. Barna's lap. Jim Day turns in his Refs,' whistle and his nice white sneakers. Del Cid is just waiting. Sharon ltlitchell leaves H2 -l- CL2 -7 QHCL If Sue Kick leaves anything, it will be her ability to play deck tennis. Tony Serfustini wills his blue Varsity sweater to next year's individual. Bev Peirce and Deanna Porter depart without having had their seemingly quiet manner affect Nina and Nona Now that the food is gone, Judy Munchy,' Muncey abandons her lunch table. Mad Dr. Green wills his record number of accidents to next year's safety-first driver. Judy Luhman leaves her black Ford to someone who knows how to change fiat tires. Bob Dibble troubles Mr. Mooshie and others no longer-he's leaving! Jo Messinger wills her desirable stool at Zar-Pas. We can't Bear to see Katzman leave. Rita Arnigone and Sharon Armstrong leave the Girls' Locker room in peace. They've stopped singing!! After regaining his balance, Thirty-second Libby staggers off in search of radio beams! Jean Robertson wills her plaids to the clan. Ellie Lynde drives CPD away after completing her friendly lessons prompted by those anonymous notes .... Elanawr hates speed! I X -:ff ,- Y .. tives are asions to Goff. . . . also, fi!

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, l , Jungle Dateline Belgian Congo June 19, 1978 A big riot occurred in Gungaland last week. The Young Rocks' Democratic Society, led by co- workers Pat Prissy-Primm High and Adlail' McMahon were charged by Republican Party boss, Charlie Robinson, with inciting the riot. Chief offenders were Tony Citrus Serfustini who yelled, Save your Confederate money, men, the South will rise again ! all afternoon and Betty Trouble- maker Thomson who ran around screaming, Mangez-moi, je suis une jelleybeanf' which means Down with the Republicans. The incident was reported to tribal chieftain Cory Gifford, who took no responsibility in the matter, stating that his tribe voted solidly Red-Meat, backing i 3 l 1 i i i Bob Crack 'em Up Dibble last night announced the new staff of his Tagabauwa Touring Team. The new bus drivers are Judy Lead Foot Allen, Bonnie Look Ma, N o Hands Barry, Pass 'em All Kenyon, and Tin Lizzie Markarian. 1 Y 1 i l F l The Casino No Dice, owned and operated by Tony Grin and Share It Cilano, opened last night in Howabunga. The acts featured singer Joanne Velvet Voice Messinger,- the dance team of Gordon Foretich and Carol Martin, the magic of Houdini Hershberger, and the music of Tom Pollard's Nairobi Trio with Howie Hot Lips Shisler. The gala affair was marred by the false alarm raid of cops Big Biggie and Wes Pick on the Little Guys Mayer. Il ll 1 lk It It lk Kathie Becker, Mau-Mau girl spy, reported yesterday on the war cry of the Bechuanaland Head-hunters, which is Vo-dee-0-do and Twenty-three skidoo. Tribal Prime Minister Larry Okun formally protested to Mau-Mau chief, Jim Cheape, and demanded the arrest of Singing Jan It It Ik lk lk It it Yesterday the Mango-Bungo Express was held up for two hours by a herd of cows blocking the track. Behind them was Diane Easy Squeeze Kelly, girl farmer. It is said that Miss Kelly has Sk Ik It It It It It Marilyn Cough Drops Sileo is just recovering from a touch of the South African Flu at the Mazabuka Hospital. She is being treated by Brenda Shake-it-Down Munger and Jackie Jab- it-In Horner. Also at the hospital is Kathy Feuchter, girl Wrestler of crocodiles, who is recuperat- ing from a severe hang-nail and Otis Blaumanis, recovering from a strained uvula. if if ir Q lr Ik 4 Andi Green and White Striped Rosenstiel, crack organist for Terry Brucklier's Rock and Roll Combo, reported from Quazadougou that someone CSuspect-Slippery Stan Czechj walked off with all the black keys in the middle of the night. Jean Robertson, chieftain of the all-girl man-eating tribe of Yum-Yums, yesterday appointed Barb Filibuster Yendall to the newly-created post of head of the Silent Service. 5' if 1' 4' li ll' if Jean, the one, and Joyce, the other, Innes, co-chairman of the A. A. CArtists Anonymousj today announced that the following works will be exhibited in Kronson's Cannibal Craft Corner: The Mean of Lisa las we put her in the stewj by Leonardo Mitrision, Whistler's Mother Whistles as She Comes to a Boil by Whistling Karen Olstad, Blue Boy Feeling Blue by Gainsborough Gadke, and The Thinker Finally Thinks by Rodin Amigone. It if if it lk It It A huge celebration tomorrow will mark the 20th anniversary of the founding of Dpotaland. The main attraction will be a balloon blowing contest between the teams of Judy Luhman, who has just returned from a 15 year search for a new hair dye, and Lindsay Kliment, champion beer mug knitter. I.uhman's team of Hartburg, Bisgeier, Lippard, and Parker is favored to win over Kli- ei- 26 'f--' ' E lx .- - Ms 1 A ' 1 l l I lr l Vaughn Think-It-Over Clay. U- 1 i ,4 f ,ff ,rf 4 im Union of South Africa E Lincoln, master of the notorious spy ring. I . ' quite a bit of pull in the state. ll lv ji French West Africa rl x 1 V Ethiopia T 1 ls- '. Lf-Q