Kenmore High School - Kenitorial Yearbook (Kenmore, NY)

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m - Ahead -O SCIENTISTS SEARCH Scientists today are busy searching for a new virus which can be combatted by the new drug invented by Joan Randolph, local bac- teriologist. advertisement McChesney ' s Mortuary He ' d be the last one to let you down. YOCHUM CONTINUES SEARCH Dick Yochum, formerly of Kenmore, is now con- tinuing his search for the girl with the expression on her knee. POLICE CHIEF RE-ORGANIZES FORCE Police Chief, Mike Golde, today announced several changes in his force. Herbert Appleton was promoted to the posi. tion of chief detective, while David Burkholder was demoted to the posi- tion of assistant Street Cleaner. GARY SMALL PROMOTED Dick Barnes, president of the Kenmore Atomic Bomb Factory, has revealed the promotion of Gary Small to the position of efficiency expert. advertisement CHUCKS COFFEE SHOP Stop in for the Pause that refreshes advertisement you are having love troubles CONSULT US The Henning-Masten Matrimonial Bureau A Mate at any Rate UNEMPLOYMENT DROPS Joan Callanan proudly announced that since her appointment as Official Di- rector of Unemployment, the number of unemployed has decreased considerably. This, she said, is in part due to the activities of the Public Ditch Digging Com- mission headed by Ernest Hambleton. ADDITIONS TO FACULTY Several additions have recently been made to the faculty of Kenmore High School. They include Joseph Tramontana and Er- land Anderson, who are the new English teachers, and Phyllis Vacarella, who is the new head of the history department. advertisement She ' s lovely. She ' s engaged. She attends the FORKIN-ONEILL MUSCLE BUILDING INSTITUTE KAC GIVES AWARDS At a special meeting last week Rita Argen, president of the Kenmore Automo- bile Club, gave the Club ' s annual award for bravery in the field of traffic to Al Anderson, outstanding driv- er of the year. SOCIETY NE WS Who was that blonde with Louis Panezich, fa- mous millionaire, at the Morog Supper Club the other night? Mr and Mrs. Alan Case ( she ' s the former Marcia Brauer) are proudly an- nouncing the birth of trip- lets, Alphonse, Algernon, and Aloysius. Seen in New York City painting the town red last week, were Eleanor Wood, and Joan Kohl, local ar- tists. Was that Bryant Black- ley, local veterinarian, we saw sneaking rat poison into the local dog food supply? (Can you think of a better way to improve one ' s business?) advertisement Phyllis Petkus Has Switched to OVALTINE advertisement Drink BONNEVIER ' S BILIOUS COFFEE Bonnevier ' s Bilious Coffee was awarded the seal of approval by the 1950 Kenitorial Staff. CLASSIFIED LOST — one pair of water wings. Please return to Sally Hoddick, swimming instructor of Kenmore High School. WANTED — refined young man would like to meet tall refined young lady. Write to D. Trump- feller, Box 25. WANTED — one 1950 Bennett yearbook. Contact Pat Clark, Box 30. LEARN TO DRIVE - the easy way at KEN CLARK ' S DRIVING SCHOOL WANTED — one ticket to Cortland, New York. Contact Gene Von Knorr- ing. Box 10. WANTED — one good- sized lump of coal. Con- tact Alan Vogt, Custodian of Kenmore High School. LEARN AT HOME — With the famous Correspondence SchcK)l of Kenmore NOTICE Any resemblance in the above prophecy to present students of Kenmore High and future citizens of Ken- more is purely intentional. E. Forrsell. 23

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Looki ng THE INDUSTRIAL RECORD Published Daily January 1, 1960 LIFE IS NIFTY IN I960 Kenmore, New York MAYOR DEDICATES NEW KENMORE HIGH SCHOOL Mayor Donald Freeman was among the many no- tables present at the dedi- cation of our new high school. The new 10,000 room building is excel lently equipped for study. It con- tains three bowling alleys, supersonic escalators, and pinball machines in the study halls. The mayor, who was dressed conservatively in a red plaid suit, was intro- duced by Charles Evans, school principal. He was accompanied by Fire Chief, Ray Grace, and Chicken Inspector, Dick Wilson. advertisement Switch to Conshafter Cola it ' s milder CATO TRAGEDY Tragedy struck the Cato family last night. Miss Diane Cato, local Dog Catcher was attending the movies with her friend. Miss Barbara Chapman, famed comedienne. Dur- ing her conversation with the latter at the theater. Miss Cato happened to make the remark, Well, shut mah mouth. The gentleman seated behind her took the remark to heart. Miss Cato now may be found in room 203 in the local hospital. —EDITORIAL— Kenmore has progressed greatly in the past dec- ade. Since we reached the half century mark in 1950, our village (the largest in the nation — pop- ulation 3,000,000 ) has advanced to the position of industrial center of the world. When we annexed Buffalo and Tonawanda, we found room for our growing population. Who knows what we could accomplish if we condescend to let New York City join us? Here ' s to Kenmore in I960! KENMORES INVENTOR BRINGS FAME TO VILLAGE Robert Detenbeck has again honored his home- town. His latest invention, smellavision, is bound to bring a new industry to Kenmore. Smellavision is television with authentic odors. It offers new fields of enter- tainment to such stars as Kukla, Fran and Dawe, and Hop-along. Houck. LOCAL TEACHER IS HONORED At a banquet last night the Board of Education paid tribute to Mr. Moo- shie, who has just finished his 100th year of teaching at Kenmore High School. At the ceremonies. Jack Westcott, President of the School Board, presented Mr. Mooshie with a gold- plated bottle of hair re- storer. COLLISION INVOLVES TWO KENMORITES An unusual accident took place yesterday, in- volving an airplane and an automobile. The operator of the automobile, Ethel Drago, said that she could not find the brake in time to stop the car which was speeding along the highway at 15 miles per hour. Marian Grant, who was operating the plane, said that she was forced to land, and that the automobile was in the way. They col- lided. The two women were taken to the hospital in an ambulance driven by Charleen Norman. RECORD REACHES THE 1,000,000 MARK Dave Barber has re- ceived word that his latest record, The Cry of the Wild Moose has reached large scale popularity. The 1,000,000th copy of the record was sold yesterday in the Jaffe Music Store. EDITOR WINS CULTURAL PRIZE Our own editor, Jean Brock, was informed yes- terday that she will receive the Gold Trumpet Award, given to outstanding jour- nalists, by Barbara Wilcox, outstanding literary critic. INVENTION PATENTED Charles Dorries has just received a patent on his newest invention, the elec- tric fly swatter. This handy device may be purchased locally at the Bowers Hard- ware Store. advertisement Do People Look Up To You? not, try Simmons ESCALATOR SHOES They ' re Tops! ANTI-VICE SQUAD RENEWS ATTACK Joseph Duffy, head of the Anti-Vice Squad, an- nounced today that he and his men will renew their attack on all gambling es- tablishments. advertisement FATHER ' S Where the Coke Crowd Meets 22

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ABBOTT, RICHARD r f9-fiP Dick Honor Club; Photography Club 2; Co-Ed Badminton Club 2; Co -Ed Swim 2; Sketch Club 3; Key Club 3, 4; Dance Club 4; Scholarship Club 4; Track 2, 3, 4; Intramural Football 4; In- tramural Hockey 4 No« ' here ' s a man with some sense. AHRENS, JEAfJETTE She touches nothing but adds a charm. Netty ALLAN, JOAN Jo Girls ' Literary Club 3, 4; Dance Club 4; Basketball 2; Junior Show 3;i Senior Carnival 4 Always ready smite. ALLEN, BARBARA Lacrosse 4; Bowling 4; Ping Pong 4 Cock nature and a smile go a long way. Barb CLASS OF ANDERSON Intramural Basketball Blue eyes, , ERLAND Baseball 3, 4; Idfttinural Football ji;lJtitramural 3, 4; Intramural Bowling 4 1l J blond hair the answer to a maiden ' s prayer. ANDERSON, OSCAR Oscar Silence is golden, but a voice fim also be rich. ANTHONY, ROBERT Bob Spanish Club 3; Co-Ed Swim Club 4; Current Events Club 3 Some of the best boys make the least noise. APPLETON, HERBERT Herb Photography Club 2; Thespians 4; Key Club 3, 4; Junior Show 3; Two on an Island 3; What a Life 4; Aquacade 2 A mighty mite is he. Judo. 2, 3; Rifle Club 2; Track 2, 3; Intramural. Football 2; J Senior Carnival 4 ff emi Jt MJiO y yjiJi X f ' - cr € V Vtion his car do not frown - . , f f L ' 1 around thetowrff ! «-•• « i-fO W k ARCHER, STANLEY Dave Thespians 3, 4; Co-Ed Badminton Club 2, 3; Glee Club 2, 3, 4; Mixed Chorus 2, 3, 4; Ever Since Eve 4; Two on an Island 4; What a Life 4; Minstrel Show 4 aw «o ' « the role of common men. Ut It still gets him 24