Kendallville High School - Kay Aitch Ess Yearbook (Kendallville, IN)

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Something Quieting Tiresome speaker at K Klub meeting-l want land reform, l want edu- cational reformg I want- George P- linteffllptlilgl-Yes! you want chloroform. 'I' 'I' 'I' Boy Friend-W'hat shock absorbers do you use on your Ford? Dave H.-The passengers. - - No Study Tonight Min.-XYhat'll we do? Paul G.-l'll spin a coin. If it's heads we'll go tu a movieg if its tails wgfll goto a dance: and if it stands on end we'll study. 'I' 'I' 'I' The night was dark-the sky was blue, .-Xround the corner Dave llosler tlew, And from his breast a dagger drew, Took out his tobacco and cut off a chew. T 'I' 'I' 'I' NYarren l,. tgoing into a public bath houset-llon' much do you charge for a hath? Keeper-ZOC for one or a dozen for 32.00. D XY. l,.-XYhat do you think l want, a life membership. 'I' 'I' 'I' Helen Rl. humming a little tune and having reached high li, caused ,lack to speak up, How often do you have those spells? Helen giving a little giggle replied, 1 Ph, about every tive minutes. ,lack remained silent for four and a half minutes, and then asked Mr. Pring to be excused. 'I' 'I' 'I' Harrison M.-You look good enough to eat. lYilma XY.-I do eat. XYhere shall we go? 'I' 'I' 'I' Thelma R. llooking at automobile section in paperJAThat Rickenbacker is good looking. Thelma M. Hooking at funny paper and thinking of tourneyl-Iklvli team does he play on? 'I' 'I' 'I' Miss Jennings-Is that story original? Jerry Du XYan tindignantlyp-Yes, ma'am, it is. l got it out of a book at the library. 'I' 'I' 'I' Policeman tto man searching for something under street lightt-XYhat are you looking for? Man-A knife I lost down the road a half mile. Policeman-Vt'hy don't you go where you lost it. and look for it? Man-Because it's lighter here. 1924

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33 A La Min! He tore his hair in wild despair, Then xvrung his hands in pain, He leaped up in the startled air, And then came down again. Nay, grieve not for the woeful lot, And have for him no fears: .-X maniac and yet he's not- He simply leads our cheers. 'I' 'I' 'I' Miss liatterjolin-Now boys and girls, there is a wonderful example in the life uf an ant. Every day the ant goes to work and works all day. Every day the ant is lwusy. .Xnd in the end what happens? Studentfldonie one steps on him. 'I' 'I' 'I' That's What They All Say lfather: l punished you merely to show my love for you. 'l'hat's all right, solmhed the small luriy' --hut it's a good thing for you. l am't li-In-hiv' enough fu return your l-I-love, that's all.' 'I' 'I' 'I' Reginald-'llien l can have a date this evening? XYilma Ii.mYes, hut don't forget that Auntie turns off the lights at ten. 5 R. Xl.-Thanks, l'll he there at ten, sharp. 'I' 'I' 'I' Innocence UQ Mentor, don't he so curious. l3on't you know that curiosity killed a cat XYhat did the eat xvant to know, Mother? 'I' 'I' 'I' llelen M. tin If S. llistory 1-How did the natives get to Alaska? Iillyllllill-Xxvllilt natives? ll. Xl.-You knmv-the lfskimos. 'I' 'I' 'I' tiuymon lin Civics D-XYhat kind of money does the government issue? Thelma Xl. lxvith emphasis!-Dollar llills. 'I' 'I' 'I' Ullegorra Mike, xve can't go down that road. .Xn' xvlioy not, l'at Sure, my hye, it says. 'lfer Pedestrians only,' an' we both be Uirishmenf' 'I' 'I' 'I' Nurse, did you kill all the germs in baby's milk? Yes, ma'am, I ran it thru the meat chopper twice. 'I' 'I' 'I' Harry Young-But, Ruth, I thought we had planned to go to the show tonight ? Ruth S.-Yes, I know, but I have changed our mind. 1924

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Z3 Locating the Symptoms Doctor tto sick lady!-Did your teeth chatter when you felt the Chill coming over you? Qld Lady-I didn't notice, they were laying on the tahle. 'I' 'I' 'I' He Was Game No, darling, you mustn't have any more pudding, you would be ill. lYell, give me another piece and send for the doctor. 'I' 'X' 'I' Teacher-There are proper and improper places to chew gum. Oswald Hohman 1interruptingh-But l thought the mouth was the only place. 'I' 'X' 'I' Very Simple Little Girl tto GrandfatherJ-Grandpa, why 1lon't you grow hair on your head? Grandpafllell, why doesn't grass grow on a busy street? Little Girl-Oh, I see: it can't get up through the concrete. 'I' 'I' 'I' Everett Haynes-No, l don't have to go to hed early to catch up with sleep. I just sleep faster when l get there. 'I' 'I' 'I' M. Addicks lspeaking' of peasantsil-There are a great many pheasants in this country. 'I' 'I' 'I' XYhat did Shakespeare write Donald Hanes: lie wrote Midnight Sununer's Dream. 'I' 'I' 'I' lYhat is walked in this sentence? He walked through the wilderness. llarold Reed: lt is an adverh, because it tells how he went. 'I' 'I' 'I' Our idea of horse sense is to say Nay when a girl demands feed. 'I' 'X' 'I' Speaking of famous springs, said the tramp to the tourist. I bathed in the spring of ,86. 1924