Kendallville High School - Kay Aitch Ess Yearbook (Kendallville, IN)

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33 A La Min! He tore his hair in wild despair, Then xvrung his hands in pain, He leaped up in the startled air, And then came down again. Nay, grieve not for the woeful lot, And have for him no fears: .-X maniac and yet he's not- He simply leads our cheers. 'I' 'I' 'I' Miss liatterjolin-Now boys and girls, there is a wonderful example in the life uf an ant. Every day the ant goes to work and works all day. Every day the ant is lwusy. .Xnd in the end what happens? Studentfldonie one steps on him. 'I' 'I' 'I' That's What They All Say lfather: l punished you merely to show my love for you. 'l'hat's all right, solmhed the small luriy' --hut it's a good thing for you. l am't li-In-hiv' enough fu return your l-I-love, that's all.' 'I' 'I' 'I' Reginald-'llien l can have a date this evening? XYilma Ii.mYes, hut don't forget that Auntie turns off the lights at ten. 5 R. Xl.-Thanks, l'll he there at ten, sharp. 'I' 'I' 'I' Innocence UQ Mentor, don't he so curious. l3on't you know that curiosity killed a cat XYhat did the eat xvant to know, Mother? 'I' 'I' 'I' llelen M. tin If S. llistory 1-How did the natives get to Alaska? Iillyllllill-Xxvllilt natives? ll. Xl.-You knmv-the lfskimos. 'I' 'I' 'I' tiuymon lin Civics D-XYhat kind of money does the government issue? Thelma Xl. lxvith emphasis!-Dollar llills. 'I' 'I' 'I' Ullegorra Mike, xve can't go down that road. .Xn' xvlioy not, l'at Sure, my hye, it says. 'lfer Pedestrians only,' an' we both be Uirishmenf' 'I' 'I' 'I' Nurse, did you kill all the germs in baby's milk? Yes, ma'am, I ran it thru the meat chopper twice. 'I' 'I' 'I' Harry Young-But, Ruth, I thought we had planned to go to the show tonight ? Ruth S.-Yes, I know, but I have changed our mind. 1924

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One of Miss Jennings' English classes was discussing the wav in which different words are pronounced in different sections. Some one' made the remark that in New England Idea was sometimes pronounced idear. Ester Groh seized upon the opportunity to make known some of her wide knowledge and reported that she had even heard it pronounced that way in some parts of the Lf S. 'I' 'I' 'I' In Algebra I a small Freshman was at the board and another one began to laugh at some joke the Freshman pulled, when Mr. Iirumbaugh inter- vened and passed a law that no one should laugh unless he told them a joke himself. 'I' 'I' 'I' H. Milks ton April Istl-Monk, you have a watch? B. Bolton-I-Xpril Fool. It's an Ingersoll. 'I' 'I' 'I' Brumbaugh-IYhat is space? R. Stevens-I can't think what it is now, but I have it in my head. 'I' 'I' 'I' Dave H. tcoming to class at 8:31 and looking at clock,pf'I'hat clock isn't any more right than I am. 'I' 'I' 'I' Genevieve-I'd like you to tell the story of the poor fish. Bob T.-Do you want my life history? 'I' 'I' 'I' Miss Paddack-Put your inonocle in your back eye. 'I' 'I' 'I' jack-Do you play golf? Thelma III.-Oh, dear no! I don't even know how to hold the caddie. 'I' 'I' 'I' Kenny L.-IYhat do you call a man who runs an automobile? Netty-It depends on how near he comes to hitting me. 'I' 'I' 'I' George P. lordering meal at Thropp'sl-Some cocoanut pie. Counter man-Yes, sir, anything else? George-XYhy, yes, put some a-la-mode on it. 'I' 'I' 'I' Yelma K.-And oh, girl, he said last nite that I was worth my weight in gold. Helen M.-Gee, how does it feel to be a millionaire? 'I' 'I' 'I' Dick B.-Seeing is believing you know. Dorothy H.-Not always, I see you quite often, but seldom believe you. 'I' 'I' 'I' Helen M.-Do you believe in long engagements Maynard? M. P.-Rather, why not be happy as long as posslble? 1924

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Something Quieting Tiresome speaker at K Klub meeting-l want land reform, l want edu- cational reformg I want- George P- linteffllptlilgl-Yes! you want chloroform. 'I' 'I' 'I' Boy Friend-W'hat shock absorbers do you use on your Ford? Dave H.-The passengers. - - No Study Tonight Min.-XYhat'll we do? Paul G.-l'll spin a coin. If it's heads we'll go tu a movieg if its tails wgfll goto a dance: and if it stands on end we'll study. 'I' 'I' 'I' The night was dark-the sky was blue, .-Xround the corner Dave llosler tlew, And from his breast a dagger drew, Took out his tobacco and cut off a chew. T 'I' 'I' 'I' NYarren l,. tgoing into a public bath houset-llon' much do you charge for a hath? Keeper-ZOC for one or a dozen for 32.00. D XY. l,.-XYhat do you think l want, a life membership. 'I' 'I' 'I' Helen Rl. humming a little tune and having reached high li, caused ,lack to speak up, How often do you have those spells? Helen giving a little giggle replied, 1 Ph, about every tive minutes. ,lack remained silent for four and a half minutes, and then asked Mr. Pring to be excused. 'I' 'I' 'I' Harrison M.-You look good enough to eat. lYilma XY.-I do eat. XYhere shall we go? 'I' 'I' 'I' Thelma R. llooking at automobile section in paperJAThat Rickenbacker is good looking. Thelma M. Hooking at funny paper and thinking of tourneyl-Iklvli team does he play on? 'I' 'I' 'I' Miss Jennings-Is that story original? Jerry Du XYan tindignantlyp-Yes, ma'am, it is. l got it out of a book at the library. 'I' 'I' 'I' Policeman tto man searching for something under street lightt-XYhat are you looking for? Man-A knife I lost down the road a half mile. Policeman-Vt'hy don't you go where you lost it. and look for it? Man-Because it's lighter here. 1924