Kendallville High School - Kay Aitch Ess Yearbook (Kendallville, IN)

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33 Miss Valenti-We are looking for a house where we shall be happy. XYhat tense is that Helen? Helen Merrill-FUTURE. 'I' 'I' 'I' P. Pepple, discussing the dress of the Elizabethan period, finally wound up by saying that the people did not wear any costumes. 'I' 'I' 'I' Later in the Semester Qur hopes are shattered. She canned Lance from her Chorus class and this ended all relations, as far as we can tell. , 'I' 'I' 'I' Mr. Pring tin bookkeepingl-John, why did I pay that price for the inner tube? John Kellner-Because you clidn't know any better. 'I' 'I' 'I' Jake went up to Guymon with a smile on his face and asked him, VVhat do you think of a fellow that would get up at twelve o'clock to go horseback riding? Guymon said, XYell, jake, I suspect he wanted to go horseback riding a little worse than I would. XYho was it? Jake could stand it no longer. He said, Paul Revere, and broke out into a hearty laugh. 'I' 'I' 'I' Min.-XYhat is the matter with the Freshmen? Frosh-Tl1ey're O. K. Min.-IVho's 0. K. Frosh-XVe Are! 'I' 'I' 'I' Miss -Iennings-VYinifrecl, read your composition. XY. Gaskill-I didn't have time to write a composition, so I just wrote a story. 'I' 'I' 'I' Miss Paddack said-All those wishing to take Chorus should see Miss IYilhite tin sixth assembly when the whole assembly started to hum, GO You Old K'ville j. 'I' 'I' 'I' M. Addicks-There is something on the Hoor. D. Meyers-XYell, pick it up and you may get on the courteous list. M. A.-It's a rug, do you think I had better? 'I' 'I' 'I' One night after football practice the fellows were telling how many hooks each had to take home every night to study. About all had had their say when .lake thought he would take his turn. He said, XYell, fellows, I haven't taken a book home since I dropped typewritingf' 1924

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33. JOKES Mr. Howerton-Dale, we know that a body in water displaces its own volume. In what terms do we find the result? Dale IYible-Cubic pounds. 'I' 'I' 'I' R. Hveaver-Len, did you ever have your picture taken? L. Failor--Yes, once. R. XY.-I-Iow's that? L. F.-X-ray. 'I' 'I' 'I' Dale Hart sleeping at the table in the back of the assembly- Miss Paddack-Dale, if you wanted to sleep I would go to my seat, in- stead of coming back here every day, Dale-Oh, but Miss Paddack, it is so much more comfortable here. 'I' 'I' 'I' .lim Baker was taking snuff and Georgia Clark was watching the pro- cedure very much interested. Finally .lim finished and went on talking as before. Georgia, still very fascinated. said in a disgusted tone, XYhy don't you sneeze? 'U 'I' 'I' In the seventeenth century a man by the name of Torriceli was ex- perimenting with the barometer. Mr. l-lowerton asked lloyle Todd what he did when he found that it failed to work. , Doyle thought a while and his face lighted with a smile as if the prob- lem were solved, and he answered, lle telegraphed his brother to come immediately. 'I' Q 'I' Guymon-How long' can we say that slaves have been in America? Iohn llenrv-Ever since it was discovered by Columbus. ' ' -1- -1- -I- Shaffer-Dicl you know that there is only one thing that keeps me on the stage? Hork-No, I didn't know that. XYhat could it be? Shaffer-The MANAGER. 'I' 'I' 'I' john Henry tdescribing England in Mr. Guymon's llistory class said- England is an island surrounded by water. 'I' 'I' 'I' Latter Part of First Semester XYe are watching carefully the development of a case between Miss XYil- hite and Lance Shaffer. Lance got so affectionate he called her Doris. and in return she gave him several love taps. 1924

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One of Miss Jennings' English classes was discussing the wav in which different words are pronounced in different sections. Some one' made the remark that in New England Idea was sometimes pronounced idear. Ester Groh seized upon the opportunity to make known some of her wide knowledge and reported that she had even heard it pronounced that way in some parts of the Lf S. 'I' 'I' 'I' In Algebra I a small Freshman was at the board and another one began to laugh at some joke the Freshman pulled, when Mr. Iirumbaugh inter- vened and passed a law that no one should laugh unless he told them a joke himself. 'I' 'I' 'I' H. Milks ton April Istl-Monk, you have a watch? B. Bolton-I-Xpril Fool. It's an Ingersoll. 'I' 'I' 'I' Brumbaugh-IYhat is space? R. Stevens-I can't think what it is now, but I have it in my head. 'I' 'I' 'I' Dave H. tcoming to class at 8:31 and looking at clock,pf'I'hat clock isn't any more right than I am. 'I' 'I' 'I' Genevieve-I'd like you to tell the story of the poor fish. Bob T.-Do you want my life history? 'I' 'I' 'I' Miss Paddack-Put your inonocle in your back eye. 'I' 'I' 'I' jack-Do you play golf? Thelma III.-Oh, dear no! I don't even know how to hold the caddie. 'I' 'I' 'I' Kenny L.-IYhat do you call a man who runs an automobile? Netty-It depends on how near he comes to hitting me. 'I' 'I' 'I' George P. lordering meal at Thropp'sl-Some cocoanut pie. Counter man-Yes, sir, anything else? George-XYhy, yes, put some a-la-mode on it. 'I' 'I' 'I' Yelma K.-And oh, girl, he said last nite that I was worth my weight in gold. Helen M.-Gee, how does it feel to be a millionaire? 'I' 'I' 'I' Dick B.-Seeing is believing you know. Dorothy H.-Not always, I see you quite often, but seldom believe you. 'I' 'I' 'I' Helen M.-Do you believe in long engagements Maynard? M. P.-Rather, why not be happy as long as posslble? 1924