Kelvin High School - Kelvin Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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DAVE WILKINS: Dave told us not to write any¬ thing about him unless it was nice. ELAINE WINSLOW: Elaine, one of our more fortunate members of room 41, went to Florida this year and as penance we hope she is bothered by sand grits for the rest of her life. XII - 46 DAVID ASH: How Dave made it to Grade 12, Mr. P. and the rest of our class will never know, and we’re still wondering about Physics. He can usually be seen in Rypp’s during the R. and T. periods and joining the “club” on weekends. JOAN BRAUN: Cute, sweet, and adorable . . . That’s what you think! Joan somehow finds the time between her weekends to come to school, but mind you, this is only for recuperation. Joan can often be heard saying, “Oh, am I going to fail!” ROWLAND BRAYSHAY: Rowland is one of our grade 12 veterans. Maybe this can account for his skill at hiding books and knuckle-rapping. Rowland is one of those students who knows what’s going on in every class. But he has one fault, that is, he writes essays in pencil. FRANK CHESTER: Frank can often be found talking to Sandy M. His favourite saying is “I could have passed if I tried, but . . .” Anyways Frank, we still wish you the best in the future. Are you ever going to need it! JOAN COUGHLIN: Some are born great; some achieve greatness; and then there’s Joan. Our gifted mathematician and not too gifted yearbook rep. works hard at school so she can enjoy the weekends. Repeated complaint, “Why wasn’t I born rich instead of so good looking?” ELINOR CURTIS: If you don’t see a smile on Elinor’s face it’s because you’re looking at the back of her head. “A friend in need is a friend in¬ deed,” and Elinor is as “deedy” as they come, or is that “needy”? anyway, she’s a great kid to have around (we guess). RICHARD DRUMMOND: Richard is the quiet, responsible member of Room 46 who often goes unnoticed but not unappre¬ ciated.

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HEATHER HOGAN: Heather is room 41 ’s “little troll” and can be seen on week¬ ends tearing up Metro streets in the Green Puddle Jumper. Heb’s famous puzzling, sympathetic look is often interrupted by a shriek of laughter . . . which we feel entitles us to give her a few puzzling, sympathetic looks. JIM HUSACK: Jim is the last of the denounced hippies of Room 41. Memorial Park’s loss is our . . . gain? He keeps trying to convince himself he’s a prospect for Hair, but if that idea flops he can always work for the Humane Society picking fleas out of rabid dog’s ears. KEITH JOHNSON: Keith can be located on the southeast corner of Kingsway and Harrow deciding which side of the street to shred. If you’re ever wondering what those super¬ sonic booms are at 4:00 every day, and if you think you’re cracking up seeing orange flash¬ es, and if Kingsway is a gravel road in June, please contact Mr. Johnson, 489-7002 any day after 5:00. JOHN LESLIE: John is our closest resemblance to a wire-haired terrier. He is the only butcher employed at Kelvin and his hacking around gets him in the most extraordin¬ ary situations. His favourite say¬ ing is “There’s B. T. Nick, my turn?” LINDA McARTHUR: Linda had a rough time at the beginning of school this year but we put our faith in her and she pulled through, slightly shattered, but through. She is liked by all and has a great ambition, that is, to finish her Home-Ec project by second year university. DON McLEOD: WAYNE MYHAL: How Wayne ever gets to school on time remains a great unsolved mystery. He boasts of his great collection of pink (not lingerie) and although he spends a lot of time on cars he has yet to start one he’s worked on. BRUCE NICHOLSON: Just think. If it weren’t for this handsome, s a u v e, debonair, charming, talented, intellectual, informed, sophisticated, young man we wouldn’t have a Bar¬ racuda at Kelvin. (That will be $1.50, please, Bruce.) Bruce can’t decide whether he’s delighted or disappointed with the new dress code, but as long as GIRLS are still allowed no tears will be shed. RHEA SHAW: HYMIE SPENCE: Hymie’s ability to arrive late every day has no longer become a worry to us. He sometimes makes it for “God Save the Queen” but that’s pushing it. He also tells us that by next year he might accumulate enough per¬ sonality to have a decent write¬ up. 35

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CHRISTINE GIBSON: CAROL GUESTS: Usually supporting some cause, Carol rarely has a free minute, but when she does she tries to catch up in that unattainable Math. In the remaining 20 hours, she is busy contributing her jokes to those backroom discus ' s. HEATHER HALLIDAY: A member of 46’s “Silent Set”, Heather can shock us all with her part in backroom discussions. Her locker has been declared a disaster area; where else in Kel¬ vin can you find an apple orchard without any trees? AL JACKS: A1 can always be identified and singled out from the rest of the class by the use of his own vocabulary, using such words as “blattensphere”. From secret sources, we hear that he is almost as good a cheerleader as he is a poet. BRIAN LECKER: Brian is still trying to put two consecutive weeks of school to¬ gether. When he is here, he is known for his avid participation in English classes and his board¬ erasing techniques. Our star speed skater is a follower of the three year plan, or so he tells us. MARDIE MARSHALL: Mardie spends most of her time doing Jim (?) at W.W.C. . She loves skiing and sailing and spends a lot of her time hopefully planning for next year’s ski trips. Her favourite time is the week¬ ends and can always be heard saying, “only one more day ’til Friday.” SANDY MENZIES: Sandy hopes eventually to beat J. B.’s Volkswagen in a car rally. Lots of luck! Sandy is also known as an avid mark scrounger, and is unable to give any definite date when he hopes to eventually graduate from Kelvin. JANE MOOREHOUSE: A late addition to 46, Jane had no trouble making herself at home. Friendly, thy second name is Smiley, and that’s synonymous to Jane, in case you didn’t know. Beaming and bubbling, Jane’s always present, prompt and has her homework done. How’s that for misfit! BRUCE MURRAY: Bruce, who is more commonly known as turtle, is the typically good guy who has typically gone wrong. In one of his more sober moods, Bruce might be found asking, “where did all my marks go?” Bruce says that he also loves his Mommy. JIM NORTH: Jim, more commonly known as Bobby Hull’s protege, has been recalled this year for another all- star season at Kelvin. Jim’s in¬ terests include Mr. P’s flying lessons. Jim’s favourite pastimes include sneaking a canopener in¬ to the lunchroom, and nursing his hockey wounds. 37