Kelvin High School - Kelvin Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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DON BURROWS: Don is our blond-haired Banzai warrior. He can readily be found sulking in corners with some weird (?) people! Don’s ambi¬ tion is to finish whatever he de¬ cides to start. Unfortunately his fate will be somewhat ‘finis coronat opus.’ GARY CHALMERS: Gary can often be seen (or more likely, heard) trying desper¬ ately to tease Marlene. Gary is liked by everyone because of his “dashing” charm. He tells us his ambition is to have his Firebird turn an impossible 15 second E. T. JIM CHAMICK: Jim is one of Room 41’s more quiet, scholarly guys, which doesn’t mean he isn’t nice, be¬ cause he isn’t not nice, it’s that he is sometimes nice when he’s not being not that nice, which actual¬ ly means that he is rarely not nice, which comes out declared that he is a genuinely a “NICE” person . . . .? TERRY CHURKO: Terry can be found being quiet or on her more rambunctious, moods, hanging upside down with E. W. Ambition: To work with CUSO in Africa. Fate: Red Cross Rep. GLORIA CRANE: Can be found looking absolutely dishevelled in some lunchroom study periods. Gloria has an endless count of scheming plans to trap J. L. into paying some sort of attention to her. Her ambition is to be asked out by J. L. Her fate is rather sad. PAT CRAWFORD: Our charming “Wabbit Watcher” is usually seen tearing into the lunchroom during Biology periods for that vital tin of mushroom soup. We have word that Pat will sprout toadstools on her left ear before June. Keep an eye out for this interesting speciman, all you Biology enthusiasts!!! BOB FISHER: Bob is more commonly known as “Sticks”. His striped socks are an outstanding feature to our room, except on Monday morn¬ ings, when nothing is really ap¬ preciated. Bob wants to go to Toronto to make “it” big . . .??? (IT??) DON FRYERS: We used to see Don around here but he got fed up with us and left. What this boy lacks is Pa¬ tience. What could possibly be better than being on one of the City’s Top Volleyball teams? What could be better than being in Room 41? Don found an an¬ swer and although we sound nasty it’s actually that we’re ex¬ ceedingly jealous. JOE HAINS: J.J. has a habit of always trying to get the last word in, especially during a debate. He possesses the talent of the con-artist, which means he gets away with mur¬ der and spews forth very little effort. Joe informs us he wants to become involved in politics and he has proven to us his great potential! MARLENE HARRIS: Marlene has to prepare herself for school every morning by don¬ ning a pair of brass Knuckles and attempting to flatten out Gary. Defeated, deflated and pos¬ itively heartbroken, she emerges from each class with a rather pathetic look on her face and tries to stop strangers in the hall, looking for some kind of help, to defeat that ruthless, dashing gentleman(?). She has strong suicidal tendencies. 34

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SANDRA MUIRHF.AD: GORDON ROBACK: Since Gordon emigrated from Montreal our “Separatist” re¬ mains the most outspoken rebel of our class. An avid ladies’ man. Gord’s favorite saying; “But the thing is . . .” MARJORIE ROSS: Sonja’s counterpart in crime (the quieter of the two) can always be found hanging on to what’s left of Sonja . . . LINDA SHAW: “If I can only be good at one thing, let it be talking.” This apt¬ ly describes our bubbly redhead. Ambition: Secretary. Fate: To keep on talking. KAREN SIZELAND: Room 29’s silent but deadly won¬ der, Karen loves talking to chairs on those “better than average” weekends. DAVE SMITH: Our “Reverend” attempted to keep up with the boys at the farm but his inexperience was against this. The serious minded Dave plans to enter the Jesuit order. This young prophet has done without a lot of things . . . Oh yes, Dave is planning a trip to Sweden next year. ANDY STOUT: Andy is a masterful artist of G. R which invariably keeps the class m stitches. He is one of the live¬ liest members of our class. BRIAN TIMLICK: Our devoted MAWD (or is that mod) follower smokes a pipe, works hard in school and is there¬ fore inconspicuous and quiet. Good Luck in the future, Brian. XII-41 CHRIS ANTHONY: Chris is another of Room 41’s mod dressers. He can often be seen in some classes working his -off, in order to hand in late work. Imagine how he’s had to work to hand in early work! His ambition in life is to get on the right side of Mr. Nei- man. 33

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HEATHER HOGAN: Heather is room 41 ’s “little troll” and can be seen on week¬ ends tearing up Metro streets in the Green Puddle Jumper. Heb’s famous puzzling, sympathetic look is often interrupted by a shriek of laughter . . . which we feel entitles us to give her a few puzzling, sympathetic looks. JIM HUSACK: Jim is the last of the denounced hippies of Room 41. Memorial Park’s loss is our . . . gain? He keeps trying to convince himself he’s a prospect for Hair, but if that idea flops he can always work for the Humane Society picking fleas out of rabid dog’s ears. KEITH JOHNSON: Keith can be located on the southeast corner of Kingsway and Harrow deciding which side of the street to shred. If you’re ever wondering what those super¬ sonic booms are at 4:00 every day, and if you think you’re cracking up seeing orange flash¬ es, and if Kingsway is a gravel road in June, please contact Mr. Johnson, 489-7002 any day after 5:00. JOHN LESLIE: John is our closest resemblance to a wire-haired terrier. He is the only butcher employed at Kelvin and his hacking around gets him in the most extraordin¬ ary situations. His favourite say¬ ing is “There’s B. T. Nick, my turn?” LINDA McARTHUR: Linda had a rough time at the beginning of school this year but we put our faith in her and she pulled through, slightly shattered, but through. She is liked by all and has a great ambition, that is, to finish her Home-Ec project by second year university. DON McLEOD: WAYNE MYHAL: How Wayne ever gets to school on time remains a great unsolved mystery. He boasts of his great collection of pink (not lingerie) and although he spends a lot of time on cars he has yet to start one he’s worked on. BRUCE NICHOLSON: Just think. If it weren’t for this handsome, s a u v e, debonair, charming, talented, intellectual, informed, sophisticated, young man we wouldn’t have a Bar¬ racuda at Kelvin. (That will be $1.50, please, Bruce.) Bruce can’t decide whether he’s delighted or disappointed with the new dress code, but as long as GIRLS are still allowed no tears will be shed. RHEA SHAW: HYMIE SPENCE: Hymie’s ability to arrive late every day has no longer become a worry to us. He sometimes makes it for “God Save the Queen” but that’s pushing it. He also tells us that by next year he might accumulate enough per¬ sonality to have a decent write¬ up. 35