Kelvin High School - Kelvin Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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JILL BRIGHT: Jill loves the fresh air but when she makes it to class she invari¬ ably has something to tell you about your future. Even though she never quite sees eye to eye with Mr. I., Jill does make an ef¬ fort. Ambition: Head of the So¬ cial Climbers. Fate: Woman Wrestler. RON CLARK: Alias “Renny the Red” the mad Irishman is room 29’s only repre¬ sentative at inter-mural games. Ron’s ambition is secret due to a law forbidding its ever happen¬ ing. Pet peeve is chicken jobs. JIM DERRY: The silent tone. He likes English so much that he writes essays in his tractor suit. DOUG DONALD: Comes to school on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, but then on Thursday . . . and then again there’s Friday ... He has this par¬ ticular interest to the right. Good luck next year on Mondays, Tues¬ days, and Wednesdays, Doug! KLAUS FENNIG: Despite Mr. I.’s every endeavour to keep Klaus quiet, he has yet to succeed. Well, “What else can a guy do?” If he ever learns any¬ thing he could become potential¬ ly dangerous. He tells us he’s a great guy to have around. FAYE FINCH: Faye is room 29’s star athlete who has seniority over all the students at Kelvin including Mr. Thomp¬ son. Faye has a competition going with Mr. Thompson . . . that is, to see if she finishes school before he retires. (Another decade or two . . .) ROSS FLINTOFT: “Mr. Grumps” favourite pastime is making the rounds at the farm. Our social committee Chairman is extremely active in organizing social functions in and out of the school. DAVID FOULKES: Our unobtrusive “head” of the class, Dave is only in his Freshie year at Kelvin. He spends a lot of time arguing with Mr. I. about Calgary. “I have been a stranger in a strange land.” BILL GARBUTT: Our friendly, and sometimes wit¬ ty Sals cook (that’ll be four, loaded, to go,) can be seen at the back of the room trying to think amidst the pandemonium. Ambi¬ tious flapjack, er, flipper is going on to get his PhD. in cheese¬ burgers this fall. BRUCE INGRAM: Hardworking? Friendly? Intelli¬ gent? Bruce? You bet! Bruce is a great guy with a wonderful little something always with him. Though he’s had a few hassles here and there, it looks as though he MIGHT make it through Kel¬ vin this year.

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RICHARD PRESTON: “Ricardo” alias “Gump” alias “the Reverend” will skip any class except when they are group efforts. Renowned for making a bad cup of coffee for the Room 17 “irregulars”. Our popular vice- pres, film narrator, inter-room sports participant, expert yuker player can be usually seen slither¬ ing home at noon with the “eel”. TONY SALO: Our witty finn can usually be seen throwing comments at Big Ben! (which is a myth????) Pub- hopper and admirer of Mary Jane is known for his good looks and charms with the girls ... to . . be . . continued . . next . year? MICHELLE SAWYER: One of the gleesome, threesome, absentism, Mr. Brun’s french protege and a friend to Mr. Kallos, is gradually wearing down a path to the office. Our member of the “Back Row Hockey Club” has a special dislike for the Hawk(s). We wonder if camp¬ ing will be Michelle’s chosen career. ARLENE SPIVAK: is convinced that Hush Puppies get her to school faster; that’s why she’s only late 3 times a week. Thinks she is straight for¬ ward, blunt, and tactless . . . watch out for Scorpion’s sting, stung it could prove to be a “Soul Experience”. She has con¬ sidered drawing blood (via Hypodermic) in disguise of a Lab Technologist. DORRIE TATE: This active weekend girl is an¬ other part-time student who kept quiet long enough so she could disappear and not be noticed. Beauty and brains hope to aid Dorrie in entering the engineer¬ ing faculty because of the great odds against her. LIZ TAYLOR: Groovin right along after “Black Bart” (we have yet to see the fellow!?) Liz is another one of the laugh’n bridge team. It’s really too bad her famous name¬ sake couldn’t take after our Liz more but Liz plans on entering the university rather than acting field to get her MRS. degree. MARY ZAJAC “Ajac” will more than likely be¬ come a MRS. before any other female in room 17. Our Biology expert can be seen frequently sorting out her locker ... I wonder why? We hope the blood tests in BOI. lab won’t upset your future too much Mary! Good Luck! XII - 29 NEIL AGNEW: Rounding out his first decade at Kelvin, “Spiro” suffered from a serious case of “Boyles”. Our amateur scientist claims that his pet-rat has grown over six inches since he started feeding it a new kind of oats. JOEL BERMAN: Can be seen in his Canary col¬ oured Dodge Dart with his hair and girls. 489-2521. 30

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SUSAN JACOBSEN: Our quiet, vicacious, blonde still keeps everybody wondering how she gets those high marks. Sue is a track star from the word “go” and has led Kelvin through many a victory in sports events. JON JOHNSON: God’s gift to Iceland, Iceland’s gift to the world. Our star Clip¬ per was head of the Oats division (Captain Crunch) and has a pas¬ sion for Bertrand Russell and the Montcalm. Ambition: President of the world. Fate: Fish cleaner at Gimli. ANN LODDERS: Dur grade twelve freshie comes from S.M.A. and is exceedingly hard to control. Has anyone here aver seen Randy? (We all know it’s a fictitious name for her kiss¬ ing cousin, Davey). BRONWYN LYON: A newcomer to Kelvin this year but her great personality has won her many friends. SONJA MACYSHYN: Believes in long skirts and hates gossip. Can often be seen conning in Mr. T. Is never? ? late for class ’cos she’s never there. Sonja and her counterparts in crime are often together in class (or out) so long as it’s during school time. DALE MacFARLANE: The “wonderful little something” of room 29 is often seen with B. I. or working in her spare time at the “Plush Puppy.” One of the more studious? members of our class. Dale’s ambition is to get to graduation this year. MIKE McMARTIN: Worked along with the boys at the farm. Kelvin’s star punter was often accused of not being able to keep up with the pace, both at the farm and the Monty. Un¬ cle Mike hopes to graduate in this his centennial year at Kelvin. LINDA McCRIE: One of the most unobtrusive members of our class. Linda spent an interesting Easter holiday in California. We’re sure Lin will be a success in anything she’ll do. ' DON McLAUGHLIN: Rm. 29’s star Monach and bud¬ ding theologian has been trying bard to get into Kyle’s oat farm but was delegated to the ham division. Our refugee from the ghetto of Sturgeon Creek has an ambition to emigrate to Salt Lake City. ALIX McLEAN: Alix is a combination of Lady Godiva, Little Miss Muffet and Christine Keeler. She is a tremen¬ dously . . . studious girl during the week while waiting for a green roadrunner and her “Tuck”. Motto, “gain weight, go blonde and lose your inhibitions”. 32