Kelvin High School - Kelvin Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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RICHARD PRESTON: “Ricardo” alias “Gump” alias “the Reverend” will skip any class except when they are group efforts. Renowned for making a bad cup of coffee for the Room 17 “irregulars”. Our popular vice- pres, film narrator, inter-room sports participant, expert yuker player can be usually seen slither¬ ing home at noon with the “eel”. TONY SALO: Our witty finn can usually be seen throwing comments at Big Ben! (which is a myth????) Pub- hopper and admirer of Mary Jane is known for his good looks and charms with the girls ... to . . be . . continued . . next . year? MICHELLE SAWYER: One of the gleesome, threesome, absentism, Mr. Brun’s french protege and a friend to Mr. Kallos, is gradually wearing down a path to the office. Our member of the “Back Row Hockey Club” has a special dislike for the Hawk(s). We wonder if camp¬ ing will be Michelle’s chosen career. ARLENE SPIVAK: is convinced that Hush Puppies get her to school faster; that’s why she’s only late 3 times a week. Thinks she is straight for¬ ward, blunt, and tactless . . . watch out for Scorpion’s sting, stung it could prove to be a “Soul Experience”. She has con¬ sidered drawing blood (via Hypodermic) in disguise of a Lab Technologist. DORRIE TATE: This active weekend girl is an¬ other part-time student who kept quiet long enough so she could disappear and not be noticed. Beauty and brains hope to aid Dorrie in entering the engineer¬ ing faculty because of the great odds against her. LIZ TAYLOR: Groovin right along after “Black Bart” (we have yet to see the fellow!?) Liz is another one of the laugh’n bridge team. It’s really too bad her famous name¬ sake couldn’t take after our Liz more but Liz plans on entering the university rather than acting field to get her MRS. degree. MARY ZAJAC “Ajac” will more than likely be¬ come a MRS. before any other female in room 17. Our Biology expert can be seen frequently sorting out her locker ... I wonder why? We hope the blood tests in BOI. lab won’t upset your future too much Mary! Good Luck! XII - 29 NEIL AGNEW: Rounding out his first decade at Kelvin, “Spiro” suffered from a serious case of “Boyles”. Our amateur scientist claims that his pet-rat has grown over six inches since he started feeding it a new kind of oats. JOEL BERMAN: Can be seen in his Canary col¬ oured Dodge Dart with his hair and girls. 489-2521. 30

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STEPHANIE HAWKINS: Our neurotic yearbook editor car. often be seen in the Student Council Office convinced that everyone is plotting to put her away. When she’s not working at Eaton’s she’s out with her “dough” or the laughin’ bridge group. Steff is planning on enter¬ ing Interior Design next year under the watchful eyes of her “muther”. PAT HOGER: Patti plans on becoming part of the Bedpan Brigade; that noble, glorious profession that demands patience, virtue and ... At present, she concerns herself with a certain M. S. and sits spell¬ bound along with S. D. and I. B. in a certain “Gem” class. BARB HOLM: Although Barb didn’t go in the operetta this year she combined her musical talents with the other members of the Power Company. Another one who is expressing the desire to go to Europe this summer, she is not yet decided on what to do next year. SHIRLEY HUNNISETT: Shirley says that school is just part-time till the weekend rolls around. Funny, her idea of a weekend is a 4 month stay in Vancouver. Since there is no¬ body (correction no boys) at Kel¬ vin, Shirley wants to enter en¬ gineering and be the only female. How are the h . . . . hootowls in Vane.? TED KELLY: A member of the “Fearsome Falcon Foursome” and “Russell’s Raiders”, “Sieve” was nominated manager of the year by the foot¬ ball team. Other than participat¬ ing in football, hockey, and bas¬ ketball Ted is interested in riding the slopes. BRANT LEWIS: “Lew”, F 10 , hopes to play out his option on his 5 year no-cut contract with Kelvin. Unfortu¬ nately Brant was not able to play with the Clippers this year due to a football injury he sustained at UMSU. Brant got a job at the Concert Hall in hope of seeing “LaRue”. CHRISTINE LIPINSKI: Those who know Chris know what a Bon Studiant de fran- cais she is. Right Mr. B? She spends most of her time in the Music room or at the Miseri poisoning the patients. Because she’s so friendly Chris will make a good dental assistant. ANN MACHALSKI: Ann is our class secretary who delights in telling banana jokes and reading Peanuts through most of her classes. She is es¬ pecially good at escaping before parole and is one of Mr. B’s favorite French scholars. DOUG MONTGOMERY: Another FFF member and Clip¬ per’s star end, No. 75 scored “the” touchdown of the season. We hear from one unreliable source that he may be back next year to try for two. Doug loves to eye all the girls but for some odd reason we think its the other way around. COLIN PETERSON: is the room’s star comic in imitations and at art. “Beso” has a duel personality, he does something different both nights of the weekends. He also seems to get himself involved in the minor skirmishes that take place every period. The Big? Will he really become a Plumber? 29

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JILL BRIGHT: Jill loves the fresh air but when she makes it to class she invari¬ ably has something to tell you about your future. Even though she never quite sees eye to eye with Mr. I., Jill does make an ef¬ fort. Ambition: Head of the So¬ cial Climbers. Fate: Woman Wrestler. RON CLARK: Alias “Renny the Red” the mad Irishman is room 29’s only repre¬ sentative at inter-mural games. Ron’s ambition is secret due to a law forbidding its ever happen¬ ing. Pet peeve is chicken jobs. JIM DERRY: The silent tone. He likes English so much that he writes essays in his tractor suit. DOUG DONALD: Comes to school on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, but then on Thursday . . . and then again there’s Friday ... He has this par¬ ticular interest to the right. Good luck next year on Mondays, Tues¬ days, and Wednesdays, Doug! KLAUS FENNIG: Despite Mr. I.’s every endeavour to keep Klaus quiet, he has yet to succeed. Well, “What else can a guy do?” If he ever learns any¬ thing he could become potential¬ ly dangerous. He tells us he’s a great guy to have around. FAYE FINCH: Faye is room 29’s star athlete who has seniority over all the students at Kelvin including Mr. Thomp¬ son. Faye has a competition going with Mr. Thompson . . . that is, to see if she finishes school before he retires. (Another decade or two . . .) ROSS FLINTOFT: “Mr. Grumps” favourite pastime is making the rounds at the farm. Our social committee Chairman is extremely active in organizing social functions in and out of the school. DAVID FOULKES: Our unobtrusive “head” of the class, Dave is only in his Freshie year at Kelvin. He spends a lot of time arguing with Mr. I. about Calgary. “I have been a stranger in a strange land.” BILL GARBUTT: Our friendly, and sometimes wit¬ ty Sals cook (that’ll be four, loaded, to go,) can be seen at the back of the room trying to think amidst the pandemonium. Ambi¬ tious flapjack, er, flipper is going on to get his PhD. in cheese¬ burgers this fall. BRUCE INGRAM: Hardworking? Friendly? Intelli¬ gent? Bruce? You bet! Bruce is a great guy with a wonderful little something always with him. Though he’s had a few hassles here and there, it looks as though he MIGHT make it through Kel¬ vin this year.