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JOKES Dancer; ‘‘Say, can't you stretch the music a little; just a dance or two more?”’ Orchestra Leader: ‘‘Sorry this isn’t a rubber band. ’ Mike: ‘‘Il wonder if the train went through yet.”’ Pat: ‘‘Of course. Don't you see it left its tracks.”’ ‘ Why do youdo so much darning.”’ ‘ Runs in the family.’’ Mother: ‘‘Bill has broken his arm in three places.’’ Sally: ‘‘Well, he’d better stay away from those places in the future.” City Boy: ‘Haven't I seen your face somewhere else before?’’ Country Boy: ‘‘I don’t think so. It’s always between my eyes and ears.”’ Teacher: ‘Johnny, will you give the class an example of a collective noun?’’ Johnny: ‘‘Wastepaper-basket. ’ Teacher: ‘‘I hope I didn’t see you looking on Betty’s paper.”’ Oliver: ‘‘I hope you didn’t either.”’ She: ‘'Why do they paint the inside of a chicken coop?”’ He: ‘'To keep the hens from picking the grain out of the wood, ’ Bobby: ‘‘Dad, give me a nickel.”’ Dad: ‘‘You’re too big to be asking for nickels.”’ Bobby: ‘‘I guess you’re right. Make ita dime.”’ Guest: ‘ Does the water always come through the roof like that?’’ Bellboy: ‘‘No sir. Only when it rains.” Druggist: ‘ Did you kill any moths with those moth balls I sold you? ml Mary: ‘‘No, I’ve been trying for two hours and I haven't hit a one pe Ann: ‘Does coffee make you well?”’ Sue: ‘‘I don’t know. Does it?”’ Ann: ‘‘It made Maxswell.’’
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JOKES She: ‘‘I’ve changed my mind.”’ He: ‘‘Does it work better now?’’ ‘ That horse you sold me is almost blind.’’ ‘Well, I told you he was a fine horse but didn’t look good! Jane: ‘‘What is the smallest room in the world?”’ Jean: ‘‘I don’t know. What is it?’’ Jane: ‘‘A mushroom,”’ ‘ What color are the wind and the water ina storm?” ’ ‘ Why haven't you heard that the winds blew and the waters rose?’”’ Diner: ‘‘Hey, waiter! This chicken is hard as a rock.’’ Waiter: ‘‘Quite naturally, sir. It’s a Plymouth Rock.”’ Mother, are all fleas white? ’ ‘ No, dear. Fleas are black.’”’ ‘ How can they be? Don't you remember, Mary’s Little Lamb The poem says: ‘‘Its fleas was white as snow.’’ ‘ Why do you goto dances with fellows like that? He can’t dance.”’ ‘ No, but boy how he can intermission.”’ He: ‘‘Would it be proper for me to kiss you hand.,’’ She: ‘‘It would be decidedly out of place.”’ He: ‘‘Thirty-two is the freezing point, what is the squeezing point.”’ She: ‘ Don't know tell me.”’ He: ‘‘T wo inthe shade.”’ ‘‘That gal’s pretty as a picture.”’ ‘ yvep--Attractive frame, too.”’ ‘‘They laughed at me when I sat down at the piano--I had forgotten to pull up the stool.’’ She: ‘‘What is the best kind of dog to own?”’ He: ‘‘A hot dog. Instead of it biting you and you feeding it, you bite it and it feeds you!”’
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