Kelloggsville High School - Century Yearbook (Grand Rapids, MI)

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HH Ill Sl As I stt here at the desk of the Bowers Publtshtng Company tttth a manuscrtpt before me my rntnd wanders back twenty years to the good old days of 31 A ptcture that grows tn my mtnd eye a I re ad thts manuscrtpt by Don Phtlltps ts the story of my Sentor classmates as they are today The manuscrtptbe gtns as Terry Covert and Don Cronkrtght two Home Acres Blabber reporters are gotng to see our own ltttle quadruplets those famous ballet dancers Connte Mtller Dorcas Mtller Delano Mtller and M trton Mtller Say! Talktng about famous people you surely don twant to mtss the grand opentng of John Kalas s dance hall T e Sugar Botyl Castno ts haytng Dtck Warn and hts tythmattc orchestrt for the tntttal week As an added feature hc ts pres enttng that ton of fun matt htmself none other than Davtd Ktsner Mr Kalas has been quoted as saytng that he ts not capable of handltng both the Mtdtown Theatre and the Sugar Bowl Castno So as a l st presentatton at thc Mtdtown he wtll have four stars of Stage lnd Screen appear tn person on October 21 X911 These stars wtll tnclude the Man of Steel Btll Kolarec those two great lovers Iva Jean Amtck and George Grtt and last but not least that great drummerman Gene Wolf wtll play several spectalttes As we turn back to the manuscrtpt Covert and Cronkrtght are gltdtng thru space at the raptd pace of 3300 mtles per hour They arc headtng for Madtson Square Gardens where they ex pect to sce four muscle bound gtrls tn a tag match The gtrls are Joyce Graham Barbara Wood Pat Prtnz and Martlyn Gar ton The mtnor bouts before the gtrls match tncludes those world famous mtdget boxers Bob Schrtemer Morrts Handlogten Norman Dans and Jerry DeVos After seetng the eye ftlltng ftght the two reporters top tn at Lawrence Ntchols Cafe to get a btte to eat The gtrl comtng to watt on them ts none other than Geraldtne Van Houtcn After ordertng eattng and paytng thc chcck of only S250 they dectde to try to get a story on the thrtlltng trtp madeto the moon by Tom Hansel There have been only ftve successful trtps made to the moon and Tom has made three The other two have been made by Lloyd Seeley and Rtchard Thurber These three men tntend to butld a larger Rocketshxp for the three of them and to starta colony on the moon Acung as the femtntnc admtntstratorswtll be Anne Martc Brozovtch Jenny Dteterman and Glorta Marttnson As we turn to the next chapter of the manuscrtpt we see those two great sctenusts Phyllts Cross and Jo Ann Loughner tn thetr offtce at the Atomtc Research Company These gtrls have made tt posstble to run a car on water and a small ptll mstead of gas They have tnvented many other great thtngs of beneftt to the world but now they are worktng on the greatest yet they are strtvtng to perfect an atomtc powered machtne that wtll actually drtll a large hole through the earthfor short entng the ttme tt takes to get from onc stde to the other All they have to getts the Prestdent s go ahead stgn then they w1ll start the project Of course the Prestdent 15 none other than LaVon Schutltng Her advtsors Ronald Lcys Dtck Ball Ettntce Neuman and Margte Payne are all tn favor of tt The Con structton company tn charge wtll be the Voorhees Keller and Stephens Company Turntng to chapter three we see that adventurous explorers of the Untverse have been lost some where on Venus Thetr names are Phyllts Homrtch Lorratne Bullock and Arltne Steffes Sent to rescue these three women are two of the world s most adventurous rabbtt hunters Roger Smlts and Jtm Wtlltam son However thcse two men got lost somewhere tn the motor of the Rocketshtp and so far they have not been found In the next chapter the arttcle tells all about the new Kelloggswtlle One more room has been added and the lockers have been cleaned The btggest change tn the school ts the faculty Taktng Mrs Greenwald s and Mrs Nlarttn s places are Joanne Kutkstra and Lorratne Verolme There has been a large change tn the gymnastum thanks to our supertntendent Dorts Brown and to our wonderful and outstandtng basketball coach Delorts Smtth They have a brand new basketball Audttortum wtth the latest sports equtpment We don t know tf Rex McBrtde ts a ltttle on the unprogres stve stde or tf he just ltkesto take Amertean Government but for some reason he ts sttll a sen1or at good ole K H S Upon readtng chapter ftve we see those rootm toottn cowgtrls Carol Boerena and Joyce Btgham rtdtng bareback on thetr tame deer celebrattng Why are they celebrat1ngP Be cause tt has just been voted unamtnously by the eountrtes of the World to have an tnternattonal government The prestdent of the World may be etther Blanche Ntchols or Duane Doxtator Whom do you thtnk would be the better? If they elect Duane I wonder about the future of the organtza tton However a constttutton must sttll be wrttten and Ann Krutsenga Mtrton Burg Phyllts Poeder and Joyce Syswerda are expecttng to work on tt wlth the delegates from other coun trtes Jackte Wtlson Davtd House and Bob Perktns areexpected to work on the demolttton of the Atom and Hydrogen bombs and all plans for them Ftghter planes tanks and shtps are gotng to be destroyed and used for scrap metal The people of the Umted World are free to go any where they please as long as tt ts reasonable and they have the money to pay for tt The Prestdent and the elected governors of the tndtytdual nattons may choose thetr own helpers and advtsors And as the author of Ctnderella would say And they ltved happtly ever after .' ' 1 ' ' ' ' ' - ' ' ' v I , vw- .. ' ' , ' ' ' . ' 's 's L ' . . '. . . - , . - c . . . ' ' . r A ..., V n '- ' - . v f v r ' ' ' ' . . ' ' 1 . -V ' . h . . . .. t ' ' . 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MASS Wlll We the Senror Class of Kelloggsvxlle I-Ilh School berng of unsound mtnd do hereby execute and declare thrs nonsense our LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT CHAPTER I the Semors of 52 we leave you the lack of supportof the Junror Class at your dances the Junlors we leave your gtrls to the Semors the Sophomores we leave a new offrce rn whrch to wart for Mr Fry the Freshmen we leave our knack for dattng the Sen1or bo s theySeventh and Erghth graders we leave the halls wrth the laboratory odors and the twelve o clock rush CHAPTER II Andersen we leavea new supply of funny books comment necessary Beattre we donate a Century for S2 Beld we leave you aren tyou lad to getrld of us? Boeve we leave a slrng shot or Deer Hunttng Brewer we leave OLD SESAME Mrs Dawson we bequeath a class of Introverts Mr DeBoer we do not leave you you left us Mr Hunnes we leave a fortune so from now on you can travel to Parts rn style M1ssHoutman we leave anew car so you won t use that as an al1b1 for berng late Mrs Greenwald we leave footstools to use tn the study hall for people ltke Duane Doxtator Mrss I-Ia1nes we hate to leave you Mrs Martln we leave a new batch of Semors to rrp up your ma azrnes Mr Rusc man we leave a new vocal cord for the one you wore out on the second team lylrpl Sharp we leave a new grmdstone so you can keep S arp Mrss Stace we leave another class to borrow your type wrrters after the laugh you gave us Mrs Vaughn we leave you Goodby Mrs Wade we leave ahome rn Rockford so you w1ll be closer to school Mr WllkOWSk1 We leave a new parr of 1ce skates Mr Formsma we leave the burldmg problems that l1e ahead Mr Fry we leave a L1e Detector for absentees Mrs Sprrk we left you srx years ago Mrs Newlon we leave tn unknown places all the offrce equipment we borrowed and never returned Nancy Bloomer we leave nothrng for you have too much rn your offrce already Mrs Lewls we aren t gotng to leave unless you come wtth us CHAPTER III Iva Jean Amrck leave my shy ways to Donna Mudget Drck Ball leave my basketball career to Rusty Green bauer I won t be usrng rt anyway Joyce Btgham leave my pleasant ways to Carol Sprrng vloed Carol Boerema leave my carefree ways and ab1l1ty to avord a broken heart to Janrce Varnagatas Ruth Bowers leave my debatrngexperlences to Bob Bunker so that he can be more convrncrng rn hrs classes Dons Brown leave my sweet vorce to Bob Wolf Anne Marte Brozovrch leave my abrlrty to get all A s to Dave Clay Lorrarne Bullock leave my soft vorce and w1ll1ng manners to nobody because what would I do wrthout a vorce Marlon Burg leave my methods for keeprng qutet to Gordre lhrrg Terry Covert leave my sports abrhty to Jackre Mrller Don Cronkrrght leave my technrque to be late and sull et there on ttme to Bob Ver Slurs P llrs Cross leave my Government book to any Junror w o wants rt Norman Davls leave my 3 Ford to whoever wrll buy II Jerry DeVos leave my car or someone to push to school Jenny Dreterman leave my notebook thatlhave used for the last fr e years to anyone that can use rt Duane Doxtator leave -my talent to get back tn class to all the rowdres of K H S Marilyn Garton leave my flrrtatrous ways to Margaret Kurkstra Joyce Graham leave my typrng effrcrtncy to Don Van t Ho George Gr1t leave my way wrth women to Gordte Car penter Morrrs Handlogten leave by trrckery Tom Hansel leave my abrlrty to run down people to Don Davlson Phyllts Homrrch leave my sense of humor whrle tllrng trckets to Barbara Stedman Davrd House leave my motorcycle to nobody because I need rt John Kalas leave my large vocabulary to Marv1nB1sb1ng Drck Keller leave my knack for takrng sprlls on my motorcycle and lrve to Ronald Borrrnk B1ll Kolarec leave my sex appeal to Henry Romeyn Davrd Krsner leave my knack for ketprng my locker clean to Ronald De Camp Ann Krursenga leave Phrl to no one asl want htm for myself Joanne Kulkstra leave my peroxrde to anyone who IS foolrsh enough to use rt Io Ann Loughner leave my brrght red harr to Jamce Varnagatas Ron Leys leave my attendance at the Senror dances to Beverly Bronkema Glorra Martrnson leave my hrllbrlly records to Ronald De Camp Rex McBrrde leave my safe drtvrng record to Carl Hrck man Connte Mrller leave my abrlrty to be quretrn study hall to Jack Ellrnger Delano lxltller leave tppe Dorcas Mtller leave my met od of always tryrng to Bob St Arnold Marlon Mrller leave my thanks to Mtss Stace for the patrence she showed 1n my transcrrpuon class Eun1ce Neuman leave my darnty feet to Emerson Myers Lawrence Nrchols leave or the lyavy Margle Payne leave my bashful blush to Beverly Mar quedant Bob Perkrns leave my long legs to Tom Frnme Don Ph1ll1ps leave my absentexcuses to Norman Patter son Phyllrs Poeder leave my femrnrne vorce to Ronald Bald wrn PatPr1nz leave my abrlrty and charm tn catchrng men to Margaret Davey Bob Schrlemer leave my secret formula for growrng to the second team basketball squad LaVon Schurlrng do wrll my tact to get along wtth the teachers to Davld Clay Lloyd Seeley leave my WISE cracks to Russel Crake Delores Smrth leave my sweet ways to Don Davrson Roger Smlts leave my ab1l1ty to go through the Senlor year wrthout havrng any accrdents to all the car drrvers of the comm Senror Class Arlrne Stef es leave my poor spellrng typewrrter to my brother Del J1m Stephens, leave my ab1l1ty to hold down my left guard posrtron for three years to Brll Davrson Joyce Syswerda leave and hope the grrls let my Chuck alone Rrchard Thurber leave my hetght to Bones Gerry Van Houten leave my abrlrty to blush a most red to Phrl Westmaas Lorratne Verolme leave my nrckname Werner to Pat Syswerda for my name Wlll be Seeley Bert Voorhees leave my abrlrty to 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