Keene Central School - Tahawus Yearbook (Keene Valley, NY)

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CLASS PROPHECY Well, here It Is 197 already and the sun is really shining in downtown Miami, 'i'he gang wiki start coming in any time now. Yes sir, what did I tell you. Here comes Donny, better known as Tank , red toupee and all, with his wife Diana and their five offsprings - 3 IBM's and 2 SCM Typewriters. What a crew! Listen, it's a bird, it's a plane, no--it'8 Michael Bickford and his cackle-machine. It'9 cackling away at Spare-parts. Well I'll be hatched if it isn't Pinky who's traveling at his side. They must be the latest comedy act. What do we spy now—Well, if it isn't Laura and Beaver in their love-bug. Of course it has wings. Laura says she Just can't get along without them. After all, if it hadn't been for wings, Laura wouldn't have been dancing and romancing in far away places but she finally realized Beaver was the one and only. The next arrival is jigalo John and his harem. We told John to bring along a couple of his friends, but a car load plus a U-Haul is Just too much. I guess there's no sense in hurting his feelings, so we'll let them stay providing they don't become problems. Well, here comes Donna, better known as Hercules, and her gym class. She's now training men for the Olympios; her specialty is wrestling. e hope her class leaves soon. A'hey weren't invited and we don't want a take-over of the place. Sharron's the next to arrive with her dungarees and sweatshirt, he’s toting her record player in one arm and a papoose in the other. Her husband, Fred Warner, is carry- ing his guitar. wh t a couple! Well hello there Mike! How's your antique oar shop? We hear those model A's really turn the gals on—especially Paula. Mike's one of the five wealthiest men in the world now. Boy what a job of restoration he must hove done! It looks like the guys are really piling in now. Bob Hickey just rolled in on a motiveated stretcher with Sheila at his side, carrying his helmet. Bob was in a near fatal accident in Zig-Zag. He was trying to avoid a little old lady. Bob never could make it through Zag. The computerized Navy Just sent Lance by punch card. We never knew he was so holy. Helen finds it very difficult to get through to Lance and says she's about at the end of her ropes. It’s time for the party to begin and B0ug's still not here. What could be the matter? Oh Oh, something's spitting and sputting down the road. It's Doug all right, in a Corvette. He's driving and Cindy pushing. Dang thing wouldn't start. Whew! That must have been some trip. Now that we're all here, let s get started with it all. Hey .........................................................

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