Katonah High School - John Jay Yearbook (Katonah, NY)

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Class Prophecy INCE the Class of 41 always has been an astute and economical class rather than go to the expense of a class reumon ten years hence it was decided to con ix f sult Omar the Mystic a phsycic of great repute and to determlne ln this man ner what the fates of our varlous members would be Accordingly one day last January we were gathered about Omar IH a darkened and incensed room staring eagerly at a pollshed crystal ball reposlng on a black velvet cloth on his table Omar went into a trance and gazed mto the ball With bated breath we awaited his first words But I see nothing he exclaimed absolutely nothing' At this pomt Rosalyn Slote famted Evidently she had had hlgh hopes for her future Omar could see that this was no ordinary class and decided that extreme meas ures were in order so he took out his extra special oversize deluxe crystal and started to ga7e once again This time we got results but not quite what we had expected We learned that Rosalyn Slote was to attain the high position of playmg slxteenth trombone in the Sal vatlon Army Band ers among our group Perhaps the foremost of these was Jean Brown the first lady dictator of Tomama a hard woman weve heard Robert Reda our woodsman IS the Father Divine of the Back to Nature cult One of Father Redas most enthusiastic converts is Warren de Ved who hves among his anthropold friends under the alias of Johnny Wexsmuller Charles Haug who started as an electrician was severely shocked at his task one day and now heads a reactionary group whose slogan IS Back to the Gas Lamp Stanley Haracz never got enough of high school ln his four years here so now he IS lecturing on behalf of his six year high school plan to give DUDIIS a better chance to get acquainted with their school and faculty Josephine Marotta is the leader of an expedition which has embarked on a hazardous trip to Mars This may haxe been prompted by Rosalyn S'ote s descrlptlon of Mars in English IV Class years ago According to the latest com mumque she IS now making slight advances somewhere ln the interior Joseph Smlth IS not the most famous but nonetheless he IS the best known of our leaders He IS a suaxe sleek floorwalker in Klein s First Avenue Accordmg to the newspapers Sarah Scofield IS always leading too You see shes a track star specializing in the two m1le run Omar decided to change the subJect and shlfted thls tlme to hterature The most outstanding here were Vxrgmxa Horton and Marjorie Bank who collaborated on the cur rent best seller and adventure novel called I Married a Man Hope Craig greatly miluenced by Mr Goddard of our history department has edited a conclse little solume called History at a Glance really a marvel of compactness Thelma Bathrlck long :g5?fQi:-:SIC .az f K 7 xv 'ka f, 1 , , ' K , gr T,. . - , . . . - ','gN 1 7 ' n , , ' ! , u . . i . , H ' as ' 46 ' n L y 9 ' , ' , . However, better things were in store for usg we found many distinguished lead- .K - l v 5 ' ' Y ! ' 7 ' 7 u I GC 7? ! ' ' , . . . ' , ' sa n , . I . . I, , .. . V . . , . X , . . . . , ! ' ! L n , I I ' . . . . . . . , - Ac ' YY ' ' ' 9 9 ' ' . . - ' ' y ' 1 ca ' ,, ' 9 ' '

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known for her work on the agony plpe has lust lSSll9d a small book of muslc tltled 50 Hot Clarlnet Choruses Thls DLlbl1C3.tlOY'l IS also transcrlbed for the E flat bassoon Only two teachers wlll be produced by thls class unless you could call Rlchard Kellogg a mlsslonary ln deepest darkest Afrlca a t acher It IS rumored that he turned to the Spllltllal llfe after a certaln Grace Goell had spurned hlm for '1 career She now holds the cnvlable losltlon of the flrst lady mall carrler Our other teachers are DOTIS Moore an athlctlc ll'lStI'LlCtOI speclallzlng ID the 50 yard hlgh hurdles and Janlce Kellogg who teaches a coulse called Advanced Picasso 'Ihls lsnt generally classlfied as art but NIISS Kellogg malntalns that lt IS Even the field of Terplschore has be n lnvaded by thls most versatlle of classes ln the persons of Allan Mayer ballet master of the whlrllng dervlshes and Laurel P Ben nett the P standlng for Petunla who IS consldered to be Carmen Mll3HdaS loglcal successor The field of the not too legltlmate sta V8 has recelved a conslderable portlon of our lanks Flank Conwell IS the producel of Cnnwells FOlll9S the most darlng show on 42nd Street a contlnuous performance at all tlmes and all seats only 35 cents Paul Forbes who ln hls younger days brought much buslness to varlous garages IS now a barker for a Dodgem concesslon at Coney Island You know those llttle cars ln VVh1Ch everyone trles to bump everybody else Wllllam Hayes who answered one of the Charles Atlas ads now portrays Superman on the msvlng plcture and telewlslon screens Tom MacLaren has capltallzed on hlS fast growlng beard He IS the before the before and after shavlng ad You may not recognlze hlm but he s the one behlnd that stubble Just to show the contrasts ln the OCCLlp3t10l'lS of the members of our class look at these samples Ronald Martln the dlmlnutlwe has made hls way IH the world as the bouncer IH Sloppy Joe s Greasy Vest on 3rd Avenue Incldentally they serve the best hamburger ln town Mlchael Fortune found a certaln afflnlty between hlm and members of the anlmal klngdom consequently he has become a xeterlnarlan and runs a home for harness happy horses Arthur Ferguson voted the most handsome IH the school has made beauty hls professlon He IS the Arturo of the Flfth Avenue Beauty Salon that all the ladles ask for when contemplatlng a change IH COIHUTQ Slnce we re dlscusslng those of us the ladles ask for take George Pough He runs a natlon wlde chaln of reduclng parlors He guarantees to remove five pounds of excess flesh IH a week If you thlnk these Jobs mentloned above are varled llsten to the followlng ex amples of xocatlons of the glrls of our class Murlel Tucker the sage of I lncolndale has held the checker Champl nshlp of the world fOl the last fue years Qulet Vlary Ferguson made an about face and IS now runnlng fol the presldency of the Borough of Brooklyn home of the world famous Brooklyn Dodgers Glorla W ood IS another qulck change art st She IS a strlke medlator for Presldent Roosevelt Yes he s stlll ln and a profound student of lnterrlatlonal finance Beatrlce Ganung IS the star attractlon of Dlngllng Brothers Super CIYCUS She performs a trlple somersault on the tlght wlre elghty flxe feet above the sullace of the earth Don t thlnk for a moment that the C ass of 41 18 vslthout lts blg buslnessman Harry Robertson IS the lnventor and manufacturer of '1 relolutlonary new nall pollsh U ' av ' - - ' 1 . ' ' H . ,, . . . . . L . - LL . . . , L . L LL, L , 1 . . . Q . LL , , Cc . L L ' 1 . L L' g , ' L . . . . . , l ' W - , L . L , ' L' 'L c ' c , ' b , . , . . , . . 1 L L L . , L L . 3 c L L, . - 7 . . . - L L , L L . H ,, . . V . . .4 , . v 9 LL . x I, L 1 I Y . Q V , . ' Y 5' 7 , , L. 4 V . . V. . . V L, , L L, L L V L, L L . , Y . . . Y L . L, L L Y v . . 7. . ,, , L. . . . . . H ,, L L . L IH ss n ' ' - J ' - v L . L L L LL, . . . . .Y L . L . , L L L . , . . , L . . . . . Y . y v v ' 1 - ' l ' v 1 L L . L . V . I . . . ' , . . . L L L , L . . . '. . - . L L . . . . , . . V. L , - ' v . 1 . i . . L L L. , L 4 , L fl ' L ' L. . , Y I . . I . L L L V V 1 . ' , L L. - -I . . . . . . . . L, Y ' ' I a i g A A Y I A - Ava . v. . - y V .C i y - y , -N Y- . . . up K - A 1 ' i .1 . . . . L 1 Y ,